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  • #16
    Re: here be evidences of young earth

    Originally posted by Church10000 View Post
    You're not going to read this but here is your proof:
    Removed stupid link
    I looked at the link. Can you believe it was based on the biggest lie ever told? The apollo moon landings, I still can't stop laughing, moon landings

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    • #17
      Re: here be evidences of young earth

      Originally posted by Church10000 View Post
      You're not going to read this but here is your proof:

      Proof the Earth is not 4.6 Billion Years Old
      THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER created the universe and a bunch of planets, including Earth. No one except Himself was around to see it, but we suspect it was rather dull. The initial creation, obviously, must have been spectacular, but He then spent the next ten to one hundred years painstakingly preparing the universe to appear older then it actually is. Photons were placed individually, en route to earth, ostensibly emitted millions of years ago from stars across the galaxy. In reality, we know that each proton was divinely placed and red-shifted (The universe appears to be expanding, much like cooked pasta, as illustrated by observed light from distant galaxies shifting toward the Marinara Spectrum. Some scientists cite this as support for His preference for red sauce, but they are most likely idiots) appropriately to make the universe appear to be billions of years old. We are still finding His camouflage methods at work today; each time scientists discover apparent evidence of billions-of-years-old universe, we can be assured that this is just more elaborate preparation He put in place.
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      • #18
        Re: here be evidences of young earth

        Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
        Can you believe it was based on the biggest lie ever told? The apollo moon landings, I still can't stop laughing, moon landings
        You tell 'em, Brother! How can one land on something that doesn't even exist? Stupid evolutionists! Hahahaha!

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        • #19
          Re: here be evidences of young earth

          Originally posted by Lush Bimbaugh View Post
          You tell 'em, Brother! How can one land on something that doesn't even exist? Stupid evolutionists! Hahahaha!
          Um Mr. Alcoholic-terrible-fake-name, perhaps you should introduce yourself in the introduction forum before you post? It helps us get to know you.
          Genesis 4:12: When thou tillest the ground, it shall not henceforth yield unto thee her strength; a fugitive and a vagabond shalt thou be in the earth.

          Numbers 35:19: The revenger of blood himself shall slay the murderer: when he meeteth him, he shall slay him.

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          • #20
            Re: here be evidences of young earth

            Originally posted by Lush Bimbaugh View Post
            You tell 'em, Brother! How can one land on something that doesn't even exist? Stupid evolutionists! Hahahaha!
            I heard that Hollywood filmed the moon landing at Death Valley. All the liberal actors took an oath of secrecy. The reason was to confuse Americans to keep funding the Department of Education so they could falsely claim that the earth was spherical, not flat as it says in the BIBLE (KJV).

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