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  • Petal
    LBC psychiatric outpatient. Progressing nicely.
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 991

    #1

    here be evidences of young earth

    in this here videos, the nice man say "there are so many evidences of a young earth", an that mean there be more than one evidence, so there!

  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22882

    #2
    Re: here be evidences of young earth

    Goodness me! Who would have thought that so much evidences could be packed into one minute. Quite incredible!
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    • Sister Charli
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      True Christian™
      • Jun 2010
      • 1590

      #3
      Re: here be evidences of young earth

      And bless him. He even mentioned the Great Barrier Reef in Australia in that 60 seconds.

      God bless,
      Charli.
      2 Chronicles 7:14
      14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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      • Phebe Carlyle
        GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
        Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
        True Christian™
        • May 2010
        • 2604

        #4
        Re: here be evidences of young earth

        Bless you Petal!

        Gee you are doing some fabulous work lately! Just know that we are all very proud of you.


        WOW! What a find! I wonder if Professor Bessemmer has seen this yet!
        If not I am sure he will be in awe once he does!!

        I truly enjoyed his presentation, his indepth analysis, but also his way of making it all so clear in layman terms! ALL IN A SINGLE MINUTE!!!

        Sorry Brothers and Sisters, I have to admit I was a little skeptical at first, with him swishing those screens around, like God placing stars in the sky...(I thought he may be mocking God at that point) but once he said that the earth IS only 4400 years old and then it came up on the screen "THE EARTH IS NOT OLD", I was convinced!

        Praise Jesus indeed for making that man a Creation Science GENUIS!

        YIC,

        Mrs. Phebe Dewitt




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        Down here my sins forgiven,
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        • Billy Bob Jenkins
          Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
          About as Straight and Manly as you can get
          Hates anal sex. And trees.
          True Christian™
          • May 2010
          • 8337

          #5
          Re: here be evidences of young earth

          The use of such futuristic technology really adds to Mr. Hovind's credibility. He is obviously a man with many resources at his disposal.
          The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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          • Lisa H
            Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2010
            • 5070

            #6
            Re: here be evidences of young earth

            Thanks for another wonderful video Petal. You are doing well in finding such truthful videos. The Lord must have given you a special gift to find them. Like Brother Billy Bob I do like the special effects.
            Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
            Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
            Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
            Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
            Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
            Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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            • Brother Temperance
              Senior Usher
              True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
              A very nice young man
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 15621

              #7
              Re: here be evidences of young earth

              An excellent video. There really are so many evidences of a young earth: Rainbows after it rains, long neck giraffes and pet cats and dogs, water, fire, air and dirt, not to forget magnets.
              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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              • Phebe Carlyle
                GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
                Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
                True Christian™
                • May 2010
                • 2604

                #8
                Re: here be evidences of young earth

                Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                An excellent video. There really are so many evidences of a young earth: Rainbows after it rains, long neck giraffes and pet cats and dogs, water, fire, air and dirt, not to forget magnets.
                I agree Brother Temperance!

                Isn't it just wonderful to see God's miracles unfold before our very eyes!!

                YIC

                Mrs. Phebe Dewitt




                There's Jesus here,
                Just see what He offers me....
                Down here my sins forgiven,
                Up there a home in heaven
                Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                • Jo Freddie
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                  • Apr 2009
                  • 6339

                  #9
                  Re: here be evidences of young earth

                  Originally posted by Mrs. P Wintersnow View Post
                  Sorry Brothers and Sisters, I have to admit I was a little skeptical at first, with him swishing those screens around, like God placing stars in the sky...(I thought he may be mocking God at that point) but once he said that the earth IS only 4400 years old and then it came up on the screen "THE EARTH IS NOT OLD", I was convinced!
                  Firstly I would like to say that it a wonderful video. I would just like to pick you up on one minor point Ms WintersnowDewitt he said it was 4400 years since the flood not since the creation of Earth which was 5000 years ago.
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                  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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                    • May 2008
                    • 13996

                    #10
                    Re: here be evidences of young earth

                    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                    Firstly I would like to say that it a wonderful video. I would just like to pick you up on one minor point Ms WintersnowDewitt he said it was 4400 years since the flood not since the creation of Earth which was 5000 years ago.
                    Surely you mean 6,000 years ago, Mr. Freddie.

                    Noah was already 500 years old when God told him to build the ark, and then it took him another 100 years to build it! Noah was 1,000 years removed from Adam and Eve, you see. 6,000 years.

                    Now, you might say that with 100 years, Noah could have spent his time telling everybody that they should listen to God. Maybe with some miracle powers to help things along.

                    Or he could have bought Mount Everest and built a big fence around it. Then God could have saved quite a bit of water.

                    But no, God told Noah to keep to himself and spend an entire century building a boat, so God could kill all the people and animals and start over.

                    It sure reminds me of another story. Except the people in that movie built their boats a lot faster.
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                    • Jo Freddie
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                      • Apr 2009
                      • 6339

                      #11
                      Re: here be evidences of young earth

                      Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                      Surely you mean 6,000 years ago, Mr. Freddie.

                      Noah was already 500 years old when God told him to build the ark, and then it took him another 100 years to build it! Noah was 1,000 years removed from Adam and Eve, you see. 6,000 years.

                      Now, you might say that with 100 years, Noah could have spent his time telling everybody that they should listen to God. Maybe with some miracle powers to help things along.

                      Or he could have bought Mount Everest and built a big fence around it. Then God could have saved quite a bit of water.

                      But no, God told Noah to keep to himself and spend an entire century building a boat, so God could kill all the people and animals and start over.

                      It sure reminds me of another story. Except the people in that movie built their boats a lot faster.
                      No I mean 5000 years ago, THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER created the universe and a bunch of planets, including Earth. Earth was created in approximately 0.062831853 seconds and was similarly disguised to appear much older. We can be certain that the FSM spent even more time preparing the earth, because, being all-knowing, He was well aware that soon enough there would be nosy people poking around everywhere. Know as “scientists,” these nosy people have a sick need – probably sexually motivated – to figure out how things work, and so it was even more important that our apparent reality be well designed to hide the truth.

                      As for Noah the kjv collected fairy tales beefs up his role to try and hide what actually happened.

                      Enough historical texts have survived through the years to get a rough picture of the events that transpired. Noah, alone except for his animals/ballast, propelled by jealousy and maybe a group of talking seals, set forth in search of Pastafarians. Unfortunately for Noah, he found one of the most bad-ass Pirate ships around, and started talking way too much smack. The Pastafarians, being above all peaceful, and maybe drunk, ignored his verbal abuse. It was only when Noah, ever the dick, physically attacked the Pastafarian ship by hurling from his bow the pointiest of animals that the Pastafarians took notice. We are told that the largest, scariest of the Pastafarians swam, or maybe just jumped, from ship to ship – they were that powerful – and confronted Noah.

                      Immediately seeing the error of his ways, Noah offered some turtles or something as way of apologizing. The Pastafarians probably having plenty of their own turtles, said no to the deal, and proceeded to intimidate the bejesus out of Noah. We don’t know exactly what was said, but it’s clear that Noah wet himself to such an extent that even the Christians associate him with “the Great Flood” Needless to say, he never mistreated animals again – not even chickens, who are pretty much asking for it.
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                      • Rev. Jim Osborne
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                        • Jun 2009
                        • 8622

                        #12
                        Re: here be evidences of young earth

                        I bet any evilutionist will be converted to the Truth in just sixty seconds after watching it! I know they will feel stupid for believing in that atheistic science nonsense after hearing the way Eric so sarcastically says "4.6 billion years old!". His manner just makes you realize it's bunk!

                        And there might be an evidence for an old earth, but there are more evidences for a new earth and if you are to be scientifically objective, then you must weigh all the evidences for the new earth against the old earth, and the new earth wins every time.

                        I admit, he was very short on details and just kind of threw things out there. He said the Methuselah tree is evidence of creation but doesn't explain how. That's okay. We need to take that on faith anyways.

                        But I think the biggest question he asked which made me stop and think is this: "Comets can only exist for 100,000 years. So why are they still here?"

                        Because we all know comets had to be made at the beginning of creation and couldn't have come into being afterwards. Comets were either made 4.6 billion years ago or they weren't in the billions of years afterwards. Comets must be as old as the Big Bang. It is scientifically impossible for a comet to have been created otherwise.

                        All this PROVES Creationism is TRUE!

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                        • Church10000
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                          • Aug 2010
                          • 6

                          #13
                          Re: here be evidences of young earth

                          Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                          I bet any evilutionist will be converted to the Truth in just sixty seconds after watching it! I know they will feel stupid for believing in that atheistic science nonsense after hearing the way Eric so sarcastically says "4.6 billion years old!". His manner just makes you realize it's bunk!
                          I watched the whole thing and I still know that the Earth is 4.6 billion years old. His special effects don't make him any more credible.

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                          • Pastor Isaac Peters
                            Senior Pastor
                            Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                            Always Biblically correct
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 10639

                            #14
                            Re: here be evidences of young earth

                            Originally posted by Church10000 View Post
                            I watched the whole thing and I still know that the Earth is 4.6 billion years old. His special effects don't make him any more credible.
                            You know? How do you know? Did you help create it?
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                            • Church10000
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                              • Aug 2010
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                              #15
                              Re: here be evidences of young earth

                              Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                              You know? How do you know? Did you help create it?
                              You're not going to read this but here is your proof:

                              Proof the Earth is 4.6 Billion Years Old

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