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  • #76
    Re: Happy 6,010th birthday, universe!

    Originally posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben View Post


    That will teach me to try to do math in my head before I've had my coffee.

    You're right. The universe will be 6015 years old this October.
    So the man in the original post who wrote the book is merely a heretic Joo or Catlick who doesn't know how old the universe is and clearly hasn't read scripture in enough detail to make such audicious claims?

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    • #77
      Re: Happy 6,010th birthday, universe!

      Originally posted by Frederick Bloomers View Post
      So the man in the original post who wrote the book is merely a heretic Joo or Catlick who doesn't know how old the universe is and clearly hasn't read scripture in enough detail to make such audicious claims?
      No, I'm just failing at math today.

      Pastor Isaac wrote his post on Oct. 23, 2007, and 6010 was the correct age then.

      There was no year 0, so the universe will be 6014 this year, not 6015.

      Pastor Billy-Reuben
      Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

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      • #78
        Re: Happy 6,010th birthday, universe!

        Happy 6014th Birthday, universe!
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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        • #79
          Re: Happy birthday, universe!

          Originally posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben View Post
          Exactly. If it's not in the Bible, then it's not true.

          In the Bible = true.
          Not in the Bible = false.

          Pastor Billy-Reuben
          Is what you say here in the Bible? Or is it false?


          Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He’d hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He’d windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee’s knees. Jesus is like the monster truck of love and you are an old Geo Metro which he will roar his massive engine over and crush your pathetic fiberglass frame into a crumpled heap. Praise Jesus, especially when it’s sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.

          - Ecclesiastes xii.7

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          • #80
            Re: Happy 6,010th birthday, universe!

            Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
            Prove it.

            It is not up to him to supply the proof. It's up to you to supply it because you're making the claim that a god exists.

            As long as we're asking old questions like yours, I'll ask an old one too.

            Prove to me that Santa Claus DOESN'T exist?

            BTW, Hello everyone, I am a non-believer of superstitions. I will keep it civil as long as you do too.

            A little background.

            I have two un-baptised sons and they are the most loving and caring people I know. I was not born a sinner and neither were my sons. I reject all belief in superstitions, period.

            Thanks for reading.
            Judgments are prepared for scorners, and stripes for the back of fools. Proverbs 19:29

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            • #81
              Re: Happy 6,010th birthday, universe!

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              Happy 6014th Birthday, universe!
              Hello, I'm not replying to your post but to your list of people that your guy, jesus, will ban from heaven. Do you realise that these are people that your god has created? Think about what you're saying before you spew it out like that.

              Here's a question to everybody here. Do you all not know what a spell checker is or did your god ban the use of it here on this forum? It makes you look like un-educated people. I'm talking about the spelling here, not the actual words you use, that's another matter.
              Judgments are prepared for scorners, and stripes for the back of fools. Proverbs 19:29

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              • #82
                Re: Happy 6,010th birthday, universe!

                Originally posted by ScienceIsGod View Post
                Hello, I'm not replying to your post but to your list of people that your guy, jesus, will ban from heaven. Do you realise that these are people that your god has created? Think about what you're saying before you spew it out like that.

                Here's a question to everybody here. Do you all not know what a spell checker is or did your god ban the use of it here on this forum? It makes you look like un-educated people. I'm talking about the spelling here, not the actual words you use, that's another matter.
                It is Jesus and God. Get respect and a spellchecker.

                Jack
                Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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