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  • Daniel.
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Feb 2008
    • 2
    #31
    Re: Happy 6,010th birthday, universe!

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    No, secular history schoolbooks are the work of joos who want to revise history.
    by joos you mean jews right? you do realize that jesus was a jew.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78555
        #32
        Re: Happy 6,010th birthday, universe!

        Originally posted by Daniel. View Post
        by joos you mean jews right? you do realize that jesus was a jew.
        And you DO realize that this question has long ago been settled. Take a look at THIS, and do some research before making a fool out of yourself in front of hundreds of thousands of Christians.

        Mary was a Judean, not a joo. And Jesus' father is God, who is certainly no joo.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Greyhund
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            • Jul 2009
            • 13
            #33
            Re: Happy 6,010th birthday, universe!

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            And you DO realize that this question has long ago been settled. Take a look at THIS, and do some research before making a fool out of yourself in front of hundreds of thousands of Christians.

            Mary was a Judean, not a joo. And Jesus' father is God, who is certainly no joo.
            John 4

            Then saith the woman of Samaria unto him, How is it that thou, being a Jew, askest drink of me, which am a woman of Samaria? for the Jews have no dealings with the Samaritans.

            Is it me, or is Jesus called a Jew here? Taken from the King James Version.
            True Questioner™ for I question things. (which is not satanic, is it?)
            Matthew 7:1 "Judge not, that ye be not judged. 2 For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again."

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              • Pastor Billy-Reuben
                Senior Pastor
                VP of Evangelical Outreach
                On FIRE for Jesus
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 5812
                #34
                Re: Happy 6,010th birthday, universe!

                Originally posted by Greyhund View Post
                John 4

                Then saith the woman of Samaria unto him, How is it that thou, being a Jew, askest drink of me, which am a woman of Samaria? for the Jews have no dealings with the Samaritans.

                Is it me, or is Jesus called a Jew here? Taken from the King James Version.
                Right, the woman mistakenly thought Jesus was a Jew. What is your point?

                Pastor Billy-Reuben
                Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

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                  • Evolution
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                    • Jul 2009
                    • 16
                    #35
                    Re: Happy 6,010th birthday, universe!

                    Happy 13,700,000,000th birthday Universe!!!!
                    I am not primarily an advocate of capitalism, but of egoism; and I am not primarily an advocate of egoism, but of reason. If one recognizes the supremacy of reason and applies it consistently, all the rest follows.

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                      • Myron Pollard
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Jul 2009
                        • 242
                        #36
                        Re: Happy 6,010th birthday, universe!

                        10..9..

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                          • Wide-Open
                            Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                            A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                            Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                            True Christian™
                            • Nov 2007
                            • 18449
                            #37
                            Re: Happy 6,010th birthday, universe!

                            Originally posted by Evolution View Post
                            Happy 13,700,000,000th birthday Universe!!!!
                            Fixed.

                            Friend, this is a forum where we Praise Jesus. Why are you here? Have you done your introduction thread as you are supposed to?
                            Psalm 81:10:
                            I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                            open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                              • Bobby-Joe
                                Landover Security Superviser
                                Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 18405
                                #38
                                Re: Happy 6,010th birthday, universe!

                                Originally posted by Evolution View Post
                                Happy 13,700,000,000th birthday Universe!!!!
                                Have any scripture to back that up?

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                                  • Evolution
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                                    • Jul 2009
                                    • 16
                                    #39
                                    Re: Happy 6,010th birthday, universe!

                                    I don't need scripture, I have science.
                                    Science is so much more reliable.
                                    I am not primarily an advocate of capitalism, but of egoism; and I am not primarily an advocate of egoism, but of reason. If one recognizes the supremacy of reason and applies it consistently, all the rest follows.

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                                      • Pastor Isaac Peters
                                        Senior Pastor
                                        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                                        Always Biblically correct
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 10639
                                        #40
                                        Re: Happy 6,010th birthday, universe!

                                        Originally posted by Evolution View Post
                                        I don't need scripture, I have science.
                                        Science is so much more reliable.
                                        How can that be? The Bible is the Word of God, and who could possibly know the date of creation better than the Creator?
                                        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                                        Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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                                          • Evolution
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                                            • Jul 2009
                                            • 16
                                            #41
                                            Re: Happy 6,010th birthday, universe!

                                            There is no supernatural creator.
                                            I am not primarily an advocate of capitalism, but of egoism; and I am not primarily an advocate of egoism, but of reason. If one recognizes the supremacy of reason and applies it consistently, all the rest follows.

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                                              • Rev. Jim Osborne
                                                True Christian™ Televangelist
                                                Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                                                On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Jun 2009
                                                • 8622
                                                #42
                                                Re: Happy 6,010th birthday, universe!

                                                Originally posted by Evolution View Post
                                                There is no supernatural creator.
                                                Prove it.

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                                                  • Pastor Billy-Reuben
                                                    Senior Pastor
                                                    VP of Evangelical Outreach
                                                    On FIRE for Jesus
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 5812
                                                    #43
                                                    Re: Happy 6,010th birthday, universe!

                                                    Originally posted by Evolution View Post
                                                    I don't need scripture, I have science.
                                                    Science is so much more reliable.
                                                    More reliable? Scientists change their story every week. First whales were descended from bears, then they were descended from hippos, now they're supposedly descended from deer.

                                                    God's Holy Word, on the other hand, has stood the test of time and is unchanging.

                                                    Pastor Billy-Reuben
                                                    Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

                                                    ✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
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                                                      • InGodWeTrust
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                                                        • Jun 2009
                                                        • 98
                                                        #44
                                                        Re: Happy 6,010th birthday, universe!

                                                        Originally posted by Evolution View Post
                                                        There is no supernatural creator.
                                                        Hey, how about you answer these questions?
                                                        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                                                          • ehal
                                                            Unsaved trash
                                                            • Jul 2009
                                                            • 22
                                                            #45
                                                            Re: Happy birthday, universe!

                                                            Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                                                            Excellent point. Why can't people take the word of the Creator as to when He created everything? Who would be in a better position to know?
                                                            I can use the same argument. He may not have seen the beginning of the universe, but did you hear god's voice? Do you have a recording? I think not.

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