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  • Poetic Peter
    Christian Poet Emeritus
    Forum Member
    • Nov 2006
    • 1696

    #1

    A scholastic film made by and for our youth

  • Peter
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Feb 2007
    • 279

    #2
    Re: A scholastic film made by and for our youth

    I've never seen more bullsh*t in my entire life. It's made by some loser that knows nothing of evolution.
    Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 10-27-2007, 12:37 PM. Reason: profanity removed

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78555

      #3
      Re: A scholastic film made by and for our youth

      Originally posted by Poetic Peter View Post

      Excellent film, bravo. The kids these days and their gadgets.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Bobby-Joe
        Landover Security Superviser
        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 18405

        #4
        Re: A scholastic film made by and for our youth

        Originally posted by Peter View Post
        I've never seen more bullsh*t in my entire life. It's made by some loser that knows nothing of evolution.
        Friend,

        Is that's all your' response to this fair and balanced movie; a personal attack? Perhaps you would like to address the issues raised in the movie friend;

        * If the Nazis believed in science how can we trust any scientists not to be a Communist?

        * How did apes give birth to humans in one generation without divine help?

        * If evolution is true then why don’t humans have self lubricating hands?

        I think you have a lot to deal with right there without slandering other people friend.

        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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        Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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        • Peter
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Feb 2007
          • 279

          #5
          Re: A scholastic film made by and for our youth

          Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
          Friend,

          Is that's all your' response to this fair and balanced movie; a personal attack? Perhaps you would like to address the issues raised in the movie friend;

          * If the Nazis believed in science how can we trust any scientists not to be a Communist?
          The nazis also brainwashed people, they were racist and they also believed in god... (that looks like all of you)
          * How did apes give birth to humans in one generation without divine help?
          They didn't give birth to humans in one generation, it were thousands (or even more) of generations

          * If evolution is true then why don’t humans have self lubricating hands?
          You can't choose in what you evolve, it just happens and until today there are no people with self lubricating hands.
          I think you have a lot to deal with right there without slandering other people friend.
          That's why this film doesn't make sense.
          btw: It's made by catholics, I thought you hated those guys?

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          • Brother Temperance
            Senior Usher
            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
            A very nice young man
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 15621

            #6
            Re: A scholastic film made by and for our youth

            Originally posted by Peter View Post
            They didn't give birth to humans in one generation, it were thousands (or even more) of generations
            An ape giving birth to thousands of humans? That makes even less sense.
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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            • Poetic Peter
              Christian Poet Emeritus
              Forum Member
              • Nov 2006
              • 1696

              #7
              Re: A scholastic film made by and for our youth

              Originally posted by Peter View Post
              That's why this film doesn't make sense.
              btw: It's made by catholics, I thought you hated those guys?
              It makes full sense when you know what I'm about to tell you:

              the boys who made that film in 2005 were stripplings making their escape from that abominable cult of the cassock.

              The lads came to Landover from St. Marys. That's why the thread is titled A scholastic film made by and for our youth.

              -The film, though amateurish, is good for our Baptist young'uns. They identify with the makers.

              -It's yanks other all-day suckers from the claptrap yaps of catlick priests.



              Get a life and get the point?

              Cheers,

              PP

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