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  • #16
    Re: Are Mushrooms the work of Satan

    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
    You are clearly not a nice person. Atheist without morals I presume? Can you please leave us alone?
    And this is from a man who posts up a counties flag wrong just to get a bite, well lets have a look at your flag shall we. I can see the stripes but i can't for the life of me see any stars.

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    • #17
      Re: Are Mushrooms the work of Satan

      What you may all find to be an abomination to Earth sent from Satan I find quite delicious sauteé'd in delicious soy sauce.

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      • #18
        Re: Are Mushrooms the work of Satan

        Originally posted by CommunistChrist View Post
        What you may all find to be an abomination to Earth sent from Satan I find quite delicious sauteé'd in delicious soy sauce.
        I totally agree with you but i would have to add some garlic

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        • #19
          Re: Are Mushrooms the work of Satan

          Scientists have created a new mushroom drug to enslave all humans:
          'Magic mushroom’ enzyme mystery solved
          Researchers unravel the biosynthesis of the psychoactive drug psilocybin, making large-scale production a possibility
          They will make drugs that turns you into a zombie and control you through chips in your brain. That might seem crazy, now, but I know it will happen. Probably in Russia, first.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • #20
            Re: Are Mushrooms the work of Satan

            I've heard about church pot lucks where casseroles had mushrooms in them. Later, people said they saw Jesus. Are we to believe them?
            Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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            • #21
              Re: Are Mushrooms the work of Satan

              Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
              Scientists have created a new mushroom drug to enslave all humans:

              They will make drugs that turns you into a zombie and control you through chips in your brain. That might seem crazy, now, but I know it will happen. Probably in Russia, first.
              I just checked some of the menu items at Trump's Mar-A-Lago and could only find one item that had mushrooms in it - "VEGETARIAN CHIMICHURRI PORTABELLA BURGER". I'm pretty sure that Trump is not a vegan.

              I know the Democrats have been looking for some Russian "collusion" on Trump but have so far failed to find anything. I just hope that Trump has fired the White House chef that served under Obama.
              Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
              brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
              ...and get off my lawn
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              • #22
                Re: Are Mushrooms the work of Satan

                Some mushrooms are from Satan. We have to be careful not to eat those ones. Other mushrooms will be good to eat!
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                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • #23
                  Re: Are Mushrooms the work of Satan

                  It is hard to figure out how Satan has time to plant his evil varieties of mushrooms when he is so busy converting Christians to atheism. His excellent time management makes him an even bigger threat to the world.
                  Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                  • #24
                    Re: Are Mushrooms the work of Satan

                    He probably spreads a net of contagion under the ground.

                    That man must eat a lot of them. The dye's coming out in his beard!

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