[Brother Temperance]

Re: Proof of a Young Earth

Heh, is that some kind of inside joke? I'm not sure what sort of proof you have to say that I'm a hippie.

You call yourself STAR-CHILD, for crying out loud! If you came in here calling yourself Comrade Aaron "Swinder" Goldberg, would you be surprised if we called you a Joo?

And I don't quite get the "like a thief in the night" metaphor. An explanation would be appreciated.

2 Peter 3:10 But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.

Is that enough explanation for you, my hippie friend?

And could you please disprove bacteria for me?

How are we supposed to disprove something that doesn't even exist?

(So many questions, my!) What does "joo" mean? I haven't come across that term before.

Hebe. Christ-killer. Hook-nosed penny-pinching kike.

What I've learned so far from this community is that it is fine to be racist,

We have no tolerance for racism here at Landover.

homophobic

By secular standards, God is a "homophobe".

and rude for no reason (ie. being called a hippie for no reason).

No reason except for the fact that you're a hippie! Your hippie nonsense is really trying my patience, boy or girl or flowerperson or whatever you are.

Is this community not open to educating others?

What are we doing right now, if not educating some good Biblical knowledge into your pot-addled hippie skull?

I want to know why you believe that your religion is the proper path for all humans to follow.

Because God states that everyone who doesn't follow it will go to Hell!
John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.


Put that in your peace pipe and smoke it!

[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: Proof of a Young Earth

Thank you, but I didn't ask for instructions on your version of salvation.

I want to know why you believe that your religion is the proper path for all humans to follow.

Star-Child, there can be only one true path to salvation. Deviate from the Truth, and you'll burn in Hell.

As our Godly President Bush has said: "You're either with us, or you're with the terrorists. There can be no middle ground."

I do understand the source of your confusion. Satan has so many ways to lead you astray. One only has to turn on the TV to see/hear the voice of the Devil: Hillary Clinton, Harry Potter, The Pope, Osama bin Laden, Sean Penn, Planned Parenthood, etc. That's why I have a bullhorn - to shout down Satan and his servants.

I don't need to question my faith. I KNOW I'm right, because I've spoken with God personally. In fact, he appears before me several times a day, especially when I forget to take my thorazine.

I suggest you get a copy of the King James Bible and a poster-sized photo of President Bush to hang on your wall, and pray in front of it every day. The Truth will then become clear soon enough.

Pray to Jesus (or fry),
Buford

[Star-Child]

Re: Proof of a Young Earth

Thank you, but I didn't ask for instructions on your version of salvation.

I want to know why you believe that your religion is the proper path for all humans to follow.

[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: Proof of a Young Earth

Is this community not open to educating others?

We certainly are. Aside from the wisdom you'll gain by listening to us True Christians on this forum, a few other good sources of reliable information:

The King James Bible
Rush Limbaugh
The Drudge Report
Fox News

Good vs. evil - there is no in between. Everything can be reduced to simple black and white solutions. Remember that:

Christians/Conservative_Republicans=good, non-Christians/Liberal_Democrats=bad

Accept Christ as your personal savior (and win a Sony Playstation III), join LandOverBaptist Church, tithe generously. Blind faith is the key to salvation.

Put a "Support the Troops" bumper sticker on your car, and a big American flag in your front yard.

When confronted by unpleasant arguments by non-Christians, remember that you can always refute them with slogans, like "9/11 changed everything."

Did you realize that salvation could be so easy?

YIC,
Buford

[Star-Child]

Re: Proof of a Young Earth

Yes, I have read the Holy Bible--the current version and the original version, read out loud to me by a translator tape.

But I don't know why you thought I was mocking Jesus. I was asking some questions because I do not entirely understand everything about religion, and since this is one of the World Religions, I thought it would be sensible to learn as much as possible about this one first, before moving onto Islam and Judaism.

What I've learned so far from this community is that it is fine to be racist, homophobic, and rude for no reason (ie. being called a hippie for no reason).

Is this community not open to educating others?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Proof of a Young Earth

Heh, is that some kind of inside joke? I'm not sure what sort of proof you have to say that I'm a hippie. And I don't quite get the "like a thief in the night" metaphor. An explanation would be appreciated.

And could you please disprove bacteria for me?

There's a surprising amount of this going around, where somebody claims something without putting forth a logical argument. Is the Moderator team too understaffed to maintain the rules of debate?

(So many questions, my!) What does "joo" mean? I haven't come across that term before.

Have you ever read the Holy Bible?

Why are you here? Just to mock Jesus?

[Star-Child]

Re: Proof of a Young Earth

Heh, is that some kind of inside joke? I'm not sure what sort of proof you have to say that I'm a hippie. And I don't quite get the "like a thief in the night" metaphor. An explanation would be appreciated.

And could you please disprove bacteria for me?

There's a surprising amount of this going around, where somebody claims something without putting forth a logical argument. Is the Moderator team too understaffed to maintain the rules of debate?

(So many questions, my!) What does "joo" mean? I haven't come across that term before.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Proof of a Young Earth

But bacteria die off, and reform. It's not like they're constantly building up. So Earth isn't going to be "saturated" by bacteria. Thus we can't guess when Christ might come.

Christ will come "like a thief in the night." That's all you need to know, hippie.

By the way, bacteria are fake. Just like that DNA nonsense these joo scientists keep pulling out of their behinds.

[Star-Child]

Re: Proof of a Young Earth

But bacteria die off, and reform. It's not like they're constantly building up. So Earth isn't going to be "saturated" by bacteria. Thus we can't guess when Christ might come.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Proof of a Young Earth

Your logic fails to comply with usual definitions of logic. How old is the universe then my blind friend?

You have a freind who is blind? What did he do to mock Jesus?

God created the universe is 6,000 years ago, plus or minus. The evidence is HERE. Praise Jesus!!

[Lord of Light]

Re: Proof of a Young Earth

Your logic fails to comply with usual definitions of logic. How old is the universe then my blind friend?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Proof of a Young Earth

Wrong. Don't forget the carbon-14 formed by radioactive decay from other isotopes.

Twice as many, three times as many. What does it matter, 6,000 years ago there was no earth so there couldn't be twice as much carbon-14.

Let's try to be logical here.

[Lord of Light]

Re: Proof of a Young Earth

half life is the decay rate of an element. Carbon-14 has a half life of 5730 years (or so). That means, 5730 years ago there was twice as much Carbon-14 as there is now.

Wrong. Don't forget the carbon-14 formed by radioactive decay from other isotopes.

[Mathew 5:42-44]

Re: Proof of a Young Earth

I'm new here and I rather believe that it is the great hand of PhotoShop, all powerful program that it is.

[Ahimaaz Smith]

Re: Proof of a Young Earth

Bah. One could argue that that pic provides more proof of superman.
Which is saying a lot, really. Although I have to admit I'd find the idea of superman a lot easier to believe than the bible god. Especially a superman that looked like Tom Welling.

It also....kinda looks like a giant hand flipping the bird.

Sister Van Helsing, you are truly a puzzle. Every now and then you post something that shows some understanding of the ways of the Lord, then you post this, which is more a menagerie of smilies rather than a collection of thoughts.

Yes, it IS a giant hand flipping the bird. That's the whole point. It is the hand of Our Heavenly Father telling Earthly astronomers what they can do with their anti-Biblical pseudoscience (in case you're wondering, you can see Jesus doing the same in the background, too). I would have explained, but I didn't think anyone in here was sufficiently dense not to grasp the concept.

I suppose it could be Superman, if Superman (a) existed and (b) had a hand that was two light-years long.