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  • #31
    Re: If evolution is real...

    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    Sister, DodgyDouchebag said he was looking for a shark in the goldfish's bowels, not the bowl.

    The bowl would be unlikely enough!
    My apology, seems that my mind rearranges atheist words into something logical so it doesn't overload on the stupidity.

    You are right, I'm not sure how a shark would get into a goldfish's bowels.

    Originally posted by villainy View Post
    Also, in a goldfish bowl the goldfish have ideal conditions for their species. if natural selection made them any bigger, they would out grow the bowl, so evolution, if it were sped up, would keep them that size.
    Did you notice the picture I gave you? Did you compare the size of that Goldfish to the shark in my post above? Please explain how a goldfish of that size could fit in a bowl that the shark that I mentioned would not fit in.

    Ps. Sharks didn't evolve from fish, they evolved from Saurians.
    Oh just keep your ridiculous WoW garbage to yourself. Sharks are fish, even scientists know that. They did not "evolve" from some stupid fantasy alien lizard.
    Drama queen

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    • #32
      Re: If evolution is real...

      God fucking damnit.. why is the world so full of retards..

      'Evolution isn't happening right now, so it is not true' It is happening you idiot, it takes millions of years..
      'But the earth is only 6000 years old, it's in the bible!' *facepalm* The bible is a book.. Just like any book you read. Do you believe every book you read had actually happened? Now I'm not saying nothing that's in the bible had happened.. but come on..

      Now there's a lot more that I say about this, because everything you idiots on here say is complete bullshit, but I won't.. I'm not wasting any more time on it.

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      • #33
        Re: If evolution is real...

        Originally posted by Timmeah View Post
        God piffleing damnit.. why is the world so full of retards..

        'Evolution isn't happening right now, so it is not true' It is happening you idiot, it takes millions of years..
        'But the earth is only 6000 years old, it's in the bible!' *facepalm* The bible is a book.. Just like any book you read. Do you believe every book you read had actually happened? Now I'm not saying nothing that's in the bible had happened.. but come on..

        Now there's a lot more that I say about this, because everything you idiots on here say is complete bullshit, but I won't.. I'm not wasting any more time on it.
        I agree, why is the world so full of retards?
        Especially ones that come here and post using rude words and mock God and the Bible.
        Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
        Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
        Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
        Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
        Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
        Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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        • #34
          Re: If evolution is real...

          Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
          We believe in God because we have His Word as tangible and empirical proof. Why do you suppose it is the best selling book of all time?

          Evolution is a fraud that only the gullible believe. Usually as an excuse for depravity without consequences.

          In Christ
          The bible is not the best selling book of all time? You know harry potter sells more than the bible. Harry Potter>Jesus!

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          • #35
            Re: If evolution is real...

            Originally posted by cesusjhrist View Post
            The bible is not the best selling book of all time? You know harry potter sells more than the bible. Harry Potter>Jesus!
            The Bible is the best selling best selling book of all time.

            "No one really knows how many copies of the Bible have been printed, sold, or distributed. The Bible Society’s attempt to calculate the number printed between 1816 and 1975 produced the figure of 2,458,000,000. A more recent survey, for the years up to 1992, put it closer to 6,000,000,000 in more than 2,000 languages and dialects. Whatever the precise figure, the Bible is by far the bestselling book of all time."

            All-Time Bestselling Books and Authors
            Harry Potter is not even mentioned.
            Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
            Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
            Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
            Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
            Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
            Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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            • #36
              Re: If evolution is real...

              Originally posted by Timmeah View Post
              Just like any book you read. Do you believe every book you read had actually happened?
              Well no, only the Bible is the Word of God.
              Don't worry, I'm sure that soon you shall understand and find the way.
              Have you even read Genesis 1:1?
              Maybe do that, then we'll talk!!!

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              • #37
                Re: If evolution is real...



                Long story short:
                Russians started a project in 1959 to domesticate wild silver foxes. Only the most tame foxes would be allowed to breed (note what Darwin said about this; the survival of the fittest). They did the same thing to the next few generations, only the tamest foxes would be allowed to breed.

                Eventually they became as tame as cats and dogs, and just as friendly to humans.

                One special thing about this is that with the whole taming process, other mutations came along, such as white fur, curly tails, shorter legs and sloppy ears.

                This is evolution happening before your eyes. And yes, there is video footage of the whole thing: http://www.sibfox.com/media/

                To sum it up: Evolution is true, whether you like it or not.

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                • #38
                  Re: If evolution is real...

                  Originally posted by MarcoPolo View Post
                  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domesticated_silver_fox

                  Long story short:
                  Russians started a project in 1959 to domesticate wild silver foxes. Only the most tame foxes would be allowed to breed (note what Darwin said about this; the survival of the fittest). They did the same thing to the next few generations, only the tamest foxes would be allowed to breed.

                  Eventually they became as tame as cats and dogs, and just as friendly to humans.

                  One special thing about this is that with the whole taming process, other mutations came along, such as white fur, curly tails, shorter legs and sloppy ears.

                  This is evolution happening before your eyes. And yes, there is video footage of the whole thing: http://www.sibfox.com/media/

                  To sum it up: Evolution is true, whether you like it or not.
                  They were still foxes though, weren't they.

                  My brother and my cousin both own coydogs. Great rodent killers to have around the homestead, much tamer than a wolf-dog. Doesn't mean that it's a new species.
                  Drama queen

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                  • #39
                    Re: If evolution is real...

                    Sharks came before the goldfish and are much better at gathering energy by being skilled predators.

                    There is no reason for a shark to turn into a goldfish or a goldfish into a shark

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                    • #40
                      Re: If evolution is real...

                      Originally posted by ShowMeGod View Post
                      Sharks came before the goldfish and are much better at gathering energy by being skilled predators.

                      There is no reason for a shark to turn into a goldfish or a goldfish into a shark
                      Pal, you need to watch this handy instructional video I made on the subject.

                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                      • #41
                        Re: If evolution is real...

                        Originally posted by MarcoPolo View Post
                        http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domesticated_silver_fox

                        Long story short:
                        Russians started a project in 1959 to domesticate wild silver foxes. Only the most tame foxes would be allowed to breed (note what Darwin said about this; the survival of the fittest). They did the same thing to the next few generations, only the tamest foxes would be allowed to breed.

                        Eventually they became as tame as cats and dogs, and just as friendly to humans.

                        One special thing about this is that with the whole taming process, other mutations came along, such as white fur, curly tails, shorter legs and sloppy ears.

                        This is evolution happening before your eyes. And yes, there is video footage of the whole thing: http://www.sibfox.com/media/

                        To sum it up: Evolution is true, whether you like it or not.
                        I am not sure how many times I have said this, or how many more I will have to . . .

                        What you described here is "microevolution", or evolution within a species. Nobody here denies that.

                        What we deny is "macroevolution", or one species mutating to become another species.

                        This has never been clearly demonstrated in fossil record or anywhere else. Instead, the archaeologists and paleontologists talk of "punctuated equilibrium", or as Christians call it, "punctuated smiting".
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                        • #42
                          Re: If evolution is real...

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          Amen. I have it on good authority that he died screaming for Jesus.
                          To make an argument on the person himself has nothing to do with the idea that person had in his life.

                          Newton was religious, does that mean that gravitation is lie? In any way, it doens't, It doesn't matter if darwin was screaming for jesus, he was dying, who wouldn't be scared?

                          You should concentrate about the idea, not the man.

                          By the way, 'good authority'? Source please?

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                          • #43
                            Re: If evolution is real...

                            Originally posted by dodgydogman View Post
                            Then why are there no sharks in my goldfish bowel. I have been breeding goldfish for a few days now and absolutely nothing has evolved! Surely if that atheist theory mumbo jumbo was correct, instead of just being really confusing, something will have evolved by now!

                            Roight?
                            Evolution is indeed still happening. Evolution of a species frequently works at a very slow pace and is usually only seen through evidence in the fossil record. 20,000 years for species isn't even a heart beat when we are talking about evolution.

                            Maybe if you sat in the same place for millions of years you would see the truth. The society you are born into is very different to the society you die in.

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                            • #44
                              Re: If evolution is real...

                              Originally posted by photofox View Post
                              Evolution is indeed still happening. Evolution of a species frequently works at a very slow pace and is usually only seen through evidence in the fossil record. 20,000 years for species isn't even a heart beat when we are talking about evolution.

                              Maybe if you sat in the same place for millions of years you would see the truth. The society you are born into is very different to the society you die in.
                              That's silly, dear! Just because someone can conceive of a thing doesn't mean it's actually true.

                              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                              • #45
                                Re: If evolution is real...

                                Originally posted by photofox View Post
                                Evolution is indeed still happening. Evolution of a species frequently works at a very slow pace and is usually only seen through evidence in the fossil record. 20,000 years for species isn't even a heart beat when we are talking about evolution.

                                Maybe if you sat in the same place for millions of years you would see the truth. The society you are born into is very different to the society you die in.
                                What? If you sat in one place for a million years you would be dead. Very convenient for a theory in crisis to stipulate that you have to be a million years old, don't you think?

                                No wonder more and more people are rejecting ToE in our country every day.

                                YIC
                                1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                                Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                                Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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