[targetremains]

Re: Whales dont have scales

If you've never read the Bible, how can you claim to know whether whales have scales or not?

Ive been to the oceans and saw the whales.

Why would we want to do that?

Used to be the norm.... wonder why the moderators here havent altered anything I do yet... losing the nerve?

You know what'd be a simpler method of reaching the same result? If you just didn't make those posts in the first place.

Or you could stop replying to my posts and ignore this thread.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Whales dont have scales

Ive been to the oceans and saw the whales.

Well that is where you go wrong, my friend. Who are you going to trust, God or your own eyes? God created everything (including your eyes -- maybe He made it so that it looks like to you that whales don't have scales?). What it comes down to is this: are you going to trust the Builder of the Universe(tm) or one of the balls of carbon He put in it?

5Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.

Used to be the norm.... wonder why the moderators here havent altered anything I do yet... losing the nerve?

You're starting to sound like a paranoid android. I'm sure you're imagining things these days -- perhaps you are so full of demons in your colon that you can't think straight? Occasionally God will intervene on these boards, so I suggest you take up your account issues with Him.

[targetremains]

Re: Whales dont have scales

Who are you going to trust, God or your own eyes?

Such an easy question. The answer is my eyes of course because there are no gods.

You're starting to sound like a paranoid android.

Its not paranoia when i know its going to happen. Im just waiting for the next ban

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Whales dont have scales

Such an easy question. The answer is my eyes of course because there are no gods.

Brother, you've been to every square inch of the universe, in every dimension, gathering all knowledge out there? You know everything, is what you're saying? Tell me, what is the integral of e^(x^2)? Hmm? I'm waiting?

Its not paranoia when i know its going to happen. Im just waiting for the next ban

Well if you keep acting this arrogant, it will be coming shortly, I assure you!

[targetremains]

Re: Whales dont have scales

Brother, you've been to every square inch of the universe, in every dimension, gathering all knowledge out there? You know everything, is what you're saying? Tell me, what is the integral of e^(x^2)? Hmm? I'm waiting?

First virginia d templeton says i know so much about the bible and now you say that i have been to every inch of the universe and know everything. You give me too much credit. Why would you think i know everything? Do you need someone or something to know everything? Can you not figure things out by yourself?

By coincidence, if you disagree with me that whales dont have scales then you also disagree with H. montague worthington.

Well if you keep acting this arrogant, it will be coming shortly, I assure you!

Please do, at least it will be something more interesting than what we are doing now.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Whales dont have scales

First virginia d templeton says i know so much about the bible and now you say that i have been to every inch of the universe and know everything.

Well you must know everything, if you know that there isn't a God. I'm still waiting for an answer with my question!

You give me too much credit. Why would you think i know everything? Do you need someone or something to know everything? Can you not figure things out by yourself?

Using your own brain is a dangerous path to take -- you never know when you'll end up with a bad case of the atheistics.

By coincidence, if you disagree with me that whales dont have scales then you also disagree with H. montague worthington.

Funny, I don't recall having stated that whales do not have scales.

[targetremains]

Re: Whales dont have scales

Well you must know everything, if you know that there isn't a God. I'm still waiting for an answer with my question!

I dont need to know everything to know something is false. I know there are no flying purple unicorns in the trunk of my car just as i know there are no gods. I dont know the answer to your question, im sure i can find out. Just as you dont know the color of my pen, but you can find out.

Using your own brain is a dangerous path to take -- you never know when you'll end up with a bad case of the atheistics.

I'm glad you dont use your brain.[/quote]

Funny, I don't recall having stated that whales do not have scales.

I never said you stated that whales dont have scales. Do you think whales have scales? Thats a question. I wouldnt assume you know so much about the bible or assume you know everything.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Whales dont have scales

I dont need to know everything to know something is false. I know there are no flying purple unicorns in the trunk of my car just as i know there are no gods. I dont know the answer to your question, im sure i can find out. Just as you dont know the color of my pen, but you can find out.

I wish you *would* find out the answer to my question.... I would appreciate that very much! As far as your "flying purple unicorns" nonsense goes -- did they write their Manual(tm) for Mankind? Did they create the earth and everything in it? Did they send their son to die (temporarily) on the cross for your sins? I didn't think so!

I'm glad you dont use your brain.

If I didn't know better, I'd know that you were persecuting me. This sort of disrespect cannot and will not be tolerated here at Landover, friend

I never said you stated that whales dont have scales. Do you think whales have scales? Thats a question. I wouldnt assume you know so much about the bible or assume you know everything.[/quote]

[Talitha]

Re: Whales dont have scales

I dont need to know everything to know something is false. I know there are no flying purple unicorns in the trunk of my car just as i know there are no gods.

But how do you know there are no Flying Purple Unicorns in the Trunk of MY Car?
Well, ok, there aren't any, but that was just an example based on yours. You can't prove that MY God doesn't exist either.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Whales dont have scales

Such an easy question. The answer is my eyes of course because there are no gods.

See? If we can't even trust you about something as obvious as God existing, why should we listen to anything you say about Wales?

Why would you think i know everything? Do you need someone or something to know everything? Can you not figure things out by yourself?

You made an absolute statement. Do you believe in absolute truth?

Please do, at least it will be something more interesting than what we are doing now.

Friend, if you're that bored, there's a red "x" at the top right hand-corner of the screen that you're perfectly free to click on. You might want to go even further, and try turning your computer off altogether. Try going for a walk in the park or praying to Jesus to cleanse you of your sins or reading a book. If you like, I can give you lots of good reading recommendations.

I dont need to know everything to know something is false. I know there are no flying purple unicorns in the trunk of my car just as i know there are no gods.

Yes, there is no evidence for flying purple unicorns, so it is reasonable to assume they do not exist. There is plenty of evidence for GOD, so it is reasonable to assume that He does exist.

I'm glad you dont use your brain.[/ quote]

Friend, we said that using your brain was dangerous; we have nothing against using apostrophes or HTML tags correctly.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Whales dont have scales

By coincidence, if you disagree with me that whales dont have scales then you also disagree with H. montague worthington.

Well, no wonder your brain is so addled! You have no reading comprehension skills! (Feel free to look up "comprehension" in the dictionary if the word is too big for you.) Brother Monty was saying that whales don't have scales because it's obvious they don't bother weighing themselves. Weigh scales. It was a jest, if it still hasn't sunk in past the demons in your skull.

Anyway, all this talk about whales is making me hungry. A good dolphin steak or a juicy right whale kebab sounds delicious right now, and fortunately my husband, Mr. Whitford, has all the right connections.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Whales dont have scales

Sister, might I recommend for you and the Godly Mr. Whitford that you try some scrumptious broiled Sei whale? With a side of some jumbo shrimp and cocktail sauce you might find it rather delicious!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Whales dont have scales

Sister, might I recommend for you and the Godly Mr. Whitford that you try some scrumptious broiled Sei whale? With a side of some jumbo shrimp and cocktail sauce you might find it rather delicious!

We don't have any of that in our freezer, but I will certainly put it on our shopping list now! Bless you, Dr. Ville.

[targetremains]

Re: Whales dont have scales

I wish you *would* find out the answer to my question.... I would appreciate that very much! As far as your "flying purple unicorns" nonsense goes -- did they write their Manual™ for Mankind? Did they create the earth and everything in it? Did they send their son to die (temporarily) on the cross for your sins? I didn't think so!

So you are a flying purple unicorn atheist?

[targetremains]

Re: Whales dont have scales

But how do you know there are no Flying Purple Unicorns in the Trunk of MY Car?
Well, ok, there aren't any, but that was just an example based on yours. You can't prove that MY God doesn't exist either.

As soon as you prove your god exists, then i'll disprove your god exists.