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    • Aug 2007
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    #46
    Re: Whales dont have scales

    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    If you've never read the Bible, how can you claim to know whether whales have scales or not?
    Ive been to the oceans and saw the whales.

    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    Why would we want to do that?
    Used to be the norm.... wonder why the moderators here havent altered anything I do yet... losing the nerve?


    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    You know what'd be a simpler method of reaching the same result? If you just didn't make those posts in the first place.
    Or you could stop replying to my posts and ignore this thread.
    My erotic feelings for whales confuse and scare me. They also earned me a lifetime ban from SeaWorld.

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    • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
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      • Sep 2006
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      #47
      Re: Whales dont have scales

      Originally posted by targetremains View Post
      Ive been to the oceans and saw the whales.
      Well that is where you go wrong, my friend. Who are you going to trust, God or your own eyes? God created everything (including your eyes -- maybe He made it so that it looks like to you that whales don't have scales?). What it comes down to is this: are you going to trust the Builder of the Universe(tm) or one of the balls of carbon He put in it?
      Originally posted by Proverbs 3:5
      5Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.
      Originally posted by targetremains View Post
      Used to be the norm.... wonder why the moderators here havent altered anything I do yet... losing the nerve?
      You're starting to sound like a paranoid android. I'm sure you're imagining things these days -- perhaps you are so full of demons in your colon that you can't think straight? Occasionally God will intervene on these boards, so I suggest you take up your account issues with Him.
      Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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      • targetremains
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        #48
        Re: Whales dont have scales

        Originally posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. View Post
        Who are you going to trust, God or your own eyes?
        Such an easy question. The answer is my eyes of course because there are no gods.


        Originally posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. View Post
        You're starting to sound like a paranoid android.
        Its not paranoia when i know its going to happen. Im just waiting for the next ban
        My erotic feelings for whales confuse and scare me. They also earned me a lifetime ban from SeaWorld.

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        • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
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          • Sep 2006
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          #49
          Re: Whales dont have scales

          Originally posted by targetremains View Post
          Such an easy question. The answer is my eyes of course because there are no gods.
          Brother, you've been to every square inch of the universe, in every dimension, gathering all knowledge out there? You know everything, is what you're saying? Tell me, what is the integral of e^(x^2)? Hmm? I'm waiting?


          Originally posted by targetremains View Post
          Its not paranoia when i know its going to happen. Im just waiting for the next ban
          Well if you keep acting this arrogant, it will be coming shortly, I assure you!
          Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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          • targetremains
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            #50
            Re: Whales dont have scales

            Originally posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. View Post
            Brother, you've been to every square inch of the universe, in every dimension, gathering all knowledge out there? You know everything, is what you're saying? Tell me, what is the integral of e^(x^2)? Hmm? I'm waiting?
            First virginia d templeton says i know so much about the bible and now you say that i have been to every inch of the universe and know everything. You give me too much credit. Why would you think i know everything? Do you need someone or something to know everything? Can you not figure things out by yourself?

            By coincidence, if you disagree with me that whales dont have scales then you also disagree with H. montague worthington.



            Originally posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. View Post
            Well if you keep acting this arrogant, it will be coming shortly, I assure you!
            Please do, at least it will be something more interesting than what we are doing now.
            My erotic feelings for whales confuse and scare me. They also earned me a lifetime ban from SeaWorld.

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            • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
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              #51
              Re: Whales dont have scales

              Originally posted by targetremains View Post
              First virginia d templeton says i know so much about the bible and now you say that i have been to every inch of the universe and know everything.
              Well you must know everything, if you know that there isn't a God. I'm still waiting for an answer with my question!

              Originally posted by targetremains View Post
              You give me too much credit. Why would you think i know everything? Do you need someone or something to know everything? Can you not figure things out by yourself?
              Using your own brain is a dangerous path to take -- you never know when you'll end up with a bad case of the atheistics.

              Originally posted by targetremains View Post
              By coincidence, if you disagree with me that whales dont have scales then you also disagree with H. montague worthington.
              Funny, I don't recall having stated that whales do not have scales.
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              • targetremains
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                #52
                Re: Whales dont have scales

                Originally posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. View Post
                Well you must know everything, if you know that there isn't a God. I'm still waiting for an answer with my question!
                I dont need to know everything to know something is false. I know there are no flying purple unicorns in the trunk of my car just as i know there are no gods. I dont know the answer to your question, im sure i can find out. Just as you dont know the color of my pen, but you can find out.


                Originally posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. View Post
                Using your own brain is a dangerous path to take -- you never know when you'll end up with a bad case of the atheistics.
                I'm glad you dont use your brain.[/quote]


                Originally posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. View Post
                Funny, I don't recall having stated that whales do not have scales.
                I never said you stated that whales dont have scales. Do you think whales have scales? Thats a question. I wouldnt assume you know so much about the bible or assume you know everything.
                My erotic feelings for whales confuse and scare me. They also earned me a lifetime ban from SeaWorld.

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                • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
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                  #53
                  Re: Whales dont have scales

                  Originally posted by targetremains View Post
                  I dont need to know everything to know something is false. I know there are no flying purple unicorns in the trunk of my car just as i know there are no gods. I dont know the answer to your question, im sure i can find out. Just as you dont know the color of my pen, but you can find out.
                  I wish you *would* find out the answer to my question.... I would appreciate that very much! As far as your "flying purple unicorns" nonsense goes -- did they write their Manual(tm) for Mankind? Did they create the earth and everything in it? Did they send their son to die (temporarily) on the cross for your sins? I didn't think so!

                  Originally posted by targetremains View Post
                  I'm glad you dont use your brain.
                  If I didn't know better, I'd know that you were persecuting me. This sort of disrespect cannot and will not be tolerated here at Landover, friend

                  I never said you stated that whales dont have scales. Do you think whales have scales? Thats a question. I wouldnt assume you know so much about the bible or assume you know everything.[/quote]
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                  • Talitha
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                    #54
                    Re: Whales dont have scales

                    Originally posted by targetremains View Post
                    I dont need to know everything to know something is false. I know there are no flying purple unicorns in the trunk of my car just as i know there are no gods.
                    But how do you know there are no Flying Purple Unicorns in the Trunk of MY Car?
                    Well, ok, there aren't any, but that was just an example based on yours. You can't prove that MY God doesn't exist either.

                    Sister Talitha

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                    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                    • Brother Temperance
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                      #55
                      Re: Whales dont have scales

                      Originally posted by targetremains View Post
                      Such an easy question. The answer is my eyes of course because there are no gods.
                      See? If we can't even trust you about something as obvious as God existing, why should we listen to anything you say about Wales?
                      Originally posted by targetremains View Post
                      Why would you think i know everything? Do you need someone or something to know everything? Can you not figure things out by yourself?
                      You made an absolute statement. Do you believe in absolute truth?
                      Please do, at least it will be something more interesting than what we are doing now.
                      Friend, if you're that bored, there's a red "x" at the top right hand-corner of the screen that you're perfectly free to click on. You might want to go even further, and try turning your computer off altogether. Try going for a walk in the park or praying to Jesus to cleanse you of your sins or reading a book. If you like, I can give you lots of good reading recommendations.
                      Originally posted by targetremains View Post
                      I dont need to know everything to know something is false. I know there are no flying purple unicorns in the trunk of my car just as i know there are no gods.
                      Yes, there is no evidence for flying purple unicorns, so it is reasonable to assume they do not exist. There is plenty of evidence for GOD, so it is reasonable to assume that He does exist.
                      I'm glad you dont use your brain.[/ quote]
                      Friend, we said that using your brain was dangerous; we have nothing against using apostrophes or HTML tags correctly.
                      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                      • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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                        • Dec 2006
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                        #56
                        Re: Whales dont have scales

                        Originally posted by targetremains View Post
                        By coincidence, if you disagree with me that whales dont have scales then you also disagree with H. montague worthington.
                        Well, no wonder your brain is so addled! You have no reading comprehension skills! (Feel free to look up "comprehension" in the dictionary if the word is too big for you.) Brother Monty was saying that whales don't have scales because it's obvious they don't bother weighing themselves. Weigh scales. It was a jest, if it still hasn't sunk in past the demons in your skull.

                        Anyway, all this talk about whales is making me hungry. A good dolphin steak or a juicy right whale kebab sounds delicious right now, and fortunately my husband, Mr. Whitford, has all the right connections.
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                        • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
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                          #57
                          Re: Whales dont have scales

                          Sister, might I recommend for you and the Godly Mr. Whitford that you try some scrumptious broiled Sei whale? With a side of some jumbo shrimp and cocktail sauce you might find it rather delicious!
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                          • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                            Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                            One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                            Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                            True Christian™
                            • Dec 2006
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                            #58
                            Re: Whales dont have scales

                            Originally posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. View Post
                            Sister, might I recommend for you and the Godly Mr. Whitford that you try some scrumptious broiled Sei whale? With a side of some jumbo shrimp and cocktail sauce you might find it rather delicious!
                            We don't have any of that in our freezer, but I will certainly put it on our shopping list now! Bless you, Dr. Ville.
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                            1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                            Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                            Blogging for CHRIST!
                            Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                            All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                            Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                            On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                            My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                            • targetremains
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                              #59
                              Re: Whales dont have scales

                              Originally posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. View Post
                              I wish you *would* find out the answer to my question.... I would appreciate that very much! As far as your "flying purple unicorns" nonsense goes -- did they write their Manual™ for Mankind? Did they create the earth and everything in it? Did they send their son to die (temporarily) on the cross for your sins? I didn't think so!
                              So you are a flying purple unicorn atheist?
                              My erotic feelings for whales confuse and scare me. They also earned me a lifetime ban from SeaWorld.

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                              • targetremains
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                                #60
                                Re: Whales dont have scales

                                Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
                                But how do you know there are no Flying Purple Unicorns in the Trunk of MY Car?
                                Well, ok, there aren't any, but that was just an example based on yours. You can't prove that MY God doesn't exist either.
                                As soon as you prove your god exists, then i'll disprove your god exists.
                                My erotic feelings for whales confuse and scare me. They also earned me a lifetime ban from SeaWorld.

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