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Whales dont have scales
You dont get it. You cant ban me! You cant win. There is no jesus. Pastor Gargalo is a liar. Now delete this post or change my name but the truth will be heard.
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Hahahaha....
Here is that idiot child back again!
Who wants to ban him this time?
Or....should we let him stay? He doesn't seem to realize that Pastor Gargalo passed home to JESUS back in May.Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Perhaps we could humour him for a while?
We already know how these people keep trying to persecute us.
Awwwww shame, he got banned! Haw-haw
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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It was me what done it. Making him scramble around for another free mail server sounded like fun.
Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Lol you cant ban me dummy. I keep winning. Whales dont have scales. The bible lied to you. Pastor gargalo is a liar and im glad hes dead lol.Originally posted by Sister Talitha View PostComment
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Your life must be REALLY boring, even for a worthless and hellbound sinner.Originally posted by whalescales View Post
Jesus exists, Praise Him!
And there is NOTHING you can do about it!
And if God tells you that whales have scales, then so it is.
After all, He created them. You think you know better than God allmighty, you silly child?
You're going to scream and writhe forever in Hell as you BURN, and we True Christians are going to LAUGH AT YOU.
Remember however, that we told you so when this happens! You will be without excuses.
Repent and accept JESUS, you homersexual.If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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Is it possible.............before you go forever that you tell us why you are REALLY here?Originally posted by habibofnazarene
You plague God's Holy Forum and you seem posessed.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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There is no polite way to say this, dear Talitha, but it is apparent the Gonged One has a homosexual crush on a dead Pastor, a Pastor who, by way of some manly rebuking, unleashed the latent poofter within young Gonged; and now he sniffs after the cyber dust that the Pastor left behind, so enamoured is he of one so stern and righteous.Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
Indeed, Mr. Gonged is possessed by a demon of Necrophiliac Bottomtry - and even more disturbingly, he is the bottom during his warped fantasies ... which wouldn't make for a terribly action-packed daydream whenever he submits to our deceased Pastor, but Gonged appears to be happy with whatever attention he can get.True Christians are Perfect!
Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.
Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.
For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.Comment
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Dear Lord in Heaven. This thread is horrible and a shame. When a nooby Homosexual can't even have the common decency to respect the dead then they are truly doomed. He skipped right over other men and young boys and went straight for corpses, appalling. Typical, but appalling.God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.
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We have gonged the little bastard once and for all.Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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What an odd creature. Besides the whole necrophilia thing, what was he talking about, whales and scales?sigpic
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!Comment
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Pastor, your glorious victory over the forces of evil is akin to the epic battle in which Satan and his demons were cast from Heaven. Although the fight was long and arduous the forces of Hell cannot hope to overcome Jesus and His Elect™.Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
Thou art cast unto DAMNATION, Gong Boy!!!
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But whales don't have scales?! *confused*Comment
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Oh dear Lord, I am going to be sick
This vile creature is lusting after a dead and buried man? How horrible!Comment
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Praise Jesus I am alive!
Which is more than I can say about this little Satanic toad that seems to have gained access to these Godly forums.
I pray Jesus will smite him with the back of His sinewy right hand and send him hurtling into Eternal Damnation!
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