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  • #121
    Re: Whales dont have scales

    Originally posted by targetremains View Post
    Btw, your presentation of elton john was not funny.
    Does that make Brother SS a non-funny Christian, according to you?
    Nope, ive had that definition since i was taught it in school.
    Do you know how many schoolteachers are members of the Communist Party? Let me tell you, a schoolteacher who doesn't worship Karl Marx is like a negro with a job.
    Originally posted by targetremains View Post
    Yes i will try that math again. 396. Thank you.
    If you can misplace a century like that, why should we ever trust you about the scales of whales?
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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    • #122
      Re: Whales dont have scales

      Originally posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben View Post
      Well, I guess I can understand how that might confuse someone as slow as you, but most people have no trouble telling the difference between a fish and a cat.

      Pastor Billy-Reuben
      Pay attention!
      Well, I guess I can understand how that might confuse someone as slow as you, but most people have no trouble telling the difference between a fish and a whale.
      My erotic feelings for whales confuse and scare me. They also earned me a lifetime ban from SeaWorld.

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      • #123
        Re: Whales dont have scales

        Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
        Does that make Brother SS a non-funny Christian, according to you?
        By default i find christians funny but your brother SS i dont find funny, which makes him a non funny christian to me.

        Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
        Do you know how many schoolteachers are members of the Communist Party? Let me tell you, a schoolteacher who doesn't worship Karl Marx is like a negro with a job.
        No i didnt know that.

        Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
        If you can misplace a century like that, why should we ever trust you about the scales of whales?
        Oh dont trust me, go look it up yourself on the net. Or open up a 5th grade science book, or go ask a teacher, or a 5th grader.
        My erotic feelings for whales confuse and scare me. They also earned me a lifetime ban from SeaWorld.

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        • #124
          Re: Whales dont have scales

          Originally posted by targetremains View Post
          By default i find christians funny but your brother SS i dont find funny, which makes him a non funny christian to me.

          No i didnt know that.

          Oh dont trust me, go look it up yourself on the net. Or open up a 5th grade science book, or go ask a teacher, or a 5th grader.
          Why does your avatar refer to poor Pastor Gargalo who was attacked and eaten by wild cannibals in the mountains of New Guinea over a year ago? Have you no respect? Do you want to be banned in three seconds?
          Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
          "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
          Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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          • #125
            Re: Whales dont have scales

            Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
            Why does your avatar refer to poor Pastor Gargalo who was attacked and eaten by wild cannibals in the mountains of New Guinea over a year ago? Have you no respect? Do you want to be banned in three seconds?
            Respect is earned not give. Yes, ban me in three seconds... 1... 2... 3...
            My erotic feelings for whales confuse and scare me. They also earned me a lifetime ban from SeaWorld.

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            • #126
              Re: Whales dont have scales

              Originally posted by targetremains View Post
              Respect is earned not given. Yes, ban me in three seconds... 1... 2... 3...
              Had to fix my post with a reply since i cant edit them. Lets shake that magic book and try again. 1..... 2..... 3.....
              My erotic feelings for whales confuse and scare me. They also earned me a lifetime ban from SeaWorld.

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              • #127
                Re: Whales dont have scales

                Originally posted by targetremains View Post
                Had to fix my post with a reply since i cant edit them. Lets shake that magic book and try again. 1..... 2..... 3.....
                Why do you want to be banned? Is it because you know that you are a heretic and blasphemous?

                Why not just repent and accept Christ?
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • #128
                  Re: Whales dont have scales

                  Originally posted by targetremains View Post
                  Oh dont trust me, go look it up yourself on the net. Or open up a 5th grade science book, or go ask a teacher, or a 5th grader.
                  So, your sources of information are communists and small children? I think I'll stick with God Almighty, thank you very much.
                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                  • #129
                    Re: Whales dont have scales

                    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                    So, your sources of information are communists and small children? I think I'll stick with God Almighty, thank you very much.
                    Well at least teachers and small children are real.
                    My erotic feelings for whales confuse and scare me. They also earned me a lifetime ban from SeaWorld.

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                    • #130
                      Re: Whales dont have scales

                      Originally posted by targetremains View Post
                      Well at least teachers and small children are real.
                      Are you trying to say that God isn't real? Why would a confessed atheist want to quibble over this one verse? Don't you vermin reject the entire Holy Word of God in favor of satan?
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • #131
                        Re: Whales dont have scales

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Are you trying to say that God isn\'t real? Why would a confessed atheist want to quibble over this one verse? Don\'t you vermin reject the entire Holy Word of God in favor of satan?
                        Haha nice picture that was put up instead of my normal avatar. What does in mod que mean? For some reason it wont let me login. Anyway, your posts seem to always follow a c*m hoc ergo propter hoc logical fallacy mr ezekiel.
                        Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 08-29-2007, 11:16 PM. Reason: profanity edited

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                        • #132
                          Re: Whales dont have scales

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          Are you trying to say that God isn't real? Why would a confessed atheist want to quibble over this one verse? Don't you vermin reject the entire Holy Word of God in favor of satan?
                          Originally posted by cavinaugh17 View Post
                          Anyway, your posts seem to always follow a c*m hoc ergo propter hoc logical fallacy mr ezekiel.
                          I repeat my original question above. Don't try and dodge my hardballs with faggot greek mumbo-jumbo.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • #133
                            Re: Whales dont have scales

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            I repeat my original question above. Don't try and dodge my hardballs with faggot greek mumbo-jumbo.
                            Your god isnt real. Pastor gargalo is a liar. Whales dont have scales.

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                            • #134
                              Re: Whales dont have scales

                              Originally posted by cavinaugh17 View Post
                              Your god isnt real. Pastor gargalo is a liar. Whales dont have scales.
                              Friend, will you please let Pastor Gargalo lie in peace.

                              V
                              Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.

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