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  • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
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    Re: Whales dont have scales

    Originally posted by targetremains View Post
    Whats a chick tract? Does it track chicks?
    No, you pervert. It is not meant for stalking at all, but for furthering the Message of God(tm). It is a short little story meant to scare the beSatan out of you and into accepting Jesus' offer of Salvation(r). You can order your choice of thousands of these little gospel-tracts here. I suggest ordering 5 or 10 of each, so that you can have one for yourself and several on your fridge. And they make fantastic gifts, tucked into cards when sinful little twerps are expecting cash. Your soul may be past saving, but others' aren't

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  • targetremains
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    Re: Whales dont have scales

    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    Do you have a Chick Tract to support any of this?
    Whats a chick tract? Does it track chicks?

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  • Brother Temperance
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    Re: Whales dont have scales

    Originally posted by targetremains View Post
    In Jonah 2:1 (1:17 in English translation), the Hebrew text reads dag gadol (דג גדול), which literally means "great fish." The LXX translates this phrase into Greek as ketos megas (κητος μεγας). The term ketos alone means "huge fish," and in Greek mythology the term was closely associated with sea monsters. (See http://www.theoi.com/Ther/Ketea.html for more information regarding Greek mythology and the Ketos.) Jerome later translated this phrase as piscis granda in his Latin Vulgate. However, he translated ketos as cetus in Matthew 12:40.
    At some point, cetus became synonymous with whale (e.g. cetyl alcohol, which is alcohol derived from whales). In his 1534 translation, William Tyndale translated the phrase in Jonah 2:1 as "greate fyshe," and he translated the word ketos (Greek) or cetus (Latin) in Matthew 12:40 as "whale." Tyndale's translation was, of course, later incorporated into the Authorized Version of 1611. Since, the "great fish" in Jonah 2 has been most often interpreted as a whale.

    The hebrew bible is correct and the new testament is wrong. HAHA. Science is correcting your bible! Virgin mary wasnt a virgin.... another mistranslation lol. Young woman not virgin.
    Do you have a Chick Tract to support any of this?

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  • targetremains
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    Re: Whales dont have scales

    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    Yes, but the great fish was named as far back as Biblical times. Shout glory!
    In Jonah 2:1 (1:17 in English translation), the Hebrew text reads dag gadol (דג גדול), which literally means "great fish." The LXX translates this phrase into Greek as ketos megas (κητος μεγας). The term ketos alone means "huge fish," and in Greek mythology the term was closely associated with sea monsters. (See http://www.theoi.com/Ther/Ketea.html for more information regarding Greek mythology and the Ketos.) Jerome later translated this phrase as piscis granda in his Latin Vulgate. However, he translated ketos as cetus in Matthew 12:40.
    At some point, cetus became synonymous with whale (e.g. cetyl alcohol, which is alcohol derived from whales). In his 1534 translation, William Tyndale translated the phrase in Jonah 2:1 as "greate fyshe," and he translated the word ketos (Greek) or cetus (Latin) in Matthew 12:40 as "whale." Tyndale's translation was, of course, later incorporated into the Authorized Version of 1611. Since, the "great fish" in Jonah 2 has been most often interpreted as a whale.

    The hebrew bible is correct and the new testament is wrong. HAHA. Science is correcting your bible! Virgin mary wasnt a virgin.... another mistranslation lol. Young woman not virgin.

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  • targetremains
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    Re: Whales dont have scales

    Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
    Even if they ALL are, it does not relieve us of the duty to believe every Holy and Divine word of it.
    Even if science changes every word of your book of lies?

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  • Brother Temperance
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    Re: Whales dont have scales

    Originally posted by Alaric Reinner View Post
    Humm..... intriguing character he might be a zombie (Shoot him in the head)

    as to the whole whale thing, what if a whaler told you whales had no scales?
    i mean god may have made them but he is in close contact with them all the time.
    Whalers are mostly drunken queers, so they have a clear vested interest in discrediting God. Nice try, but no cigar, my heroin-sniffing friend.
    Originally posted by targetremains View Post
    Bzzt wrong, thanks for playing.

    The whale shark wasnt named until 1828.
    Yes, but the great fish was named as far back as Biblical times. Shout glory!

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  • Pastor Al E Pistle
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    Re: Whales dont have scales

    Originally posted by targetremains View Post
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    Why did they lie in the bible and call it a whale?
    Ready for the next ban old
    The Bible doesn't lie....at least not that we know of. GOD lies and sends false prophets, but He can if He wants to. So we believe the literal word of the Bible until Jesus comes back.....and it won't be long now, to tell us what parts of Scripture, if any, are GOD's humor, or simply lies. Even if they ALL are, it does not relieve us of the duty to believe every Holy and Divine word of it. That is God's method of testing our faith. Many are called, but few are chosen. The few who keep the Faith.

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  • targetremains
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    Re: Whales dont have scales

    Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
    Of course whales have scales, you dolt. Even Australians know that.
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    Originally Posted by Brother V
    http://www.amonline.net.au/fishes/fi...ish/rtypus.htm

    Here ya go.

    Whale shark, listed as a fish.



    Should shut you up.

    YIC
    V


    Bzzt wrong, thanks for playing.

    The whale shark wasnt named until 1828.
    http://www.flmnh.ufl.edu/fish/Galler...haleShark.html
    The whale shark also isnt a whale. Did Yonah know it was a "great fish" or "sea monster". Why did they lie in the bible and call it a whale?


    Ready for the next ban old

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  • Virginia Day Templeton
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    Of course whales have scales, you dolt. Even Australians know that.

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  • Alaric Reinner
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    Re: Whales dont have scales

    Humm..... intriguing character he might be a zombie (Shoot him in the head)

    as to the whole whale thing, what if a whaler told you whales had no scales?
    i mean god may have made them but he is in close contact with them all the time.

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  • Deaner
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    Re: Whales dont have scales

    Originally posted by buddychrist View Post
    http://www.worldkids.net/critters/endangered/whales.htm


    am i to assume all this infomation is wrong coz my kid is writing about whales at school and i dont want the other classmates thinkin he is thick
    Are we to assume you care more about some communist teachers remarks than God's Holy word? It's your child's duty to be mocked and ridiculed as a soldier for Christ.

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  • buddychrist
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    http://www.worldkids.net/critters/endangered/whales.htm


    am i to assume all this infomation is wrong coz my kid is writing about whales at school and i dont want the other classmates thinkin he is thick

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  • targetremains
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    Re: Whales dont have scales

    Im still around watching you. Show me a whale with scales. Pastor gargalo is dead! You lose!

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  • Brother Temperance
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    Originally posted by Pastor Nereu Gargalo View Post
    Praise Jesus I am alive!

    Which is more than I can say about this little Satanic toad that seems to have gained access to these Godly forums.

    I pray Jesus will smite him with the back of His sinewy right hand and send him hurtling into Eternal Damnation!
    PRAISE JESUS!

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  • Pastor Nereu Gargalo
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    Re: Whales dont have scales

    Praise Jesus I am alive!

    Which is more than I can say about this little Satanic toad that seems to have gained access to these Godly forums.

    I pray Jesus will smite him with the back of His sinewy right hand and send him hurtling into Eternal Damnation!

    2. I will utterly consume all things from off the land, saith the LORD.

    3. I will consume man and beast; I will consume the fowls of the heaven, and the fishes of the sea, and the stumbling blocks with the wicked: and I will cut off man from off the land, saith the LORD.

    4. I will also stretch out mine hand upon Judah, and upon all the inhabitants of Jerusalem; and I will cut off the remnant of Baal from this place, and the name of the Chemarims with the priests;

    5. And them that worship the host of heaven upon the housetops; and them that worship and that swear by the LORD, and that swear by Malcham;

    6. And them that are turned back from the LORD; and those that have not sought the LORD, nor enquired for him.

    Zephaniah 1

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