[Brother Temperance]

Re: Whales dont have scales

Praise Jesus I am alive!

Which is more than I can say about this little Satanic toad that seems to have gained access to these Godly forums.

I pray Jesus will smite him with the back of His sinewy right hand and send him hurtling into Eternal Damnation!

PRAISE JESUS!

[targetremains]

Re: Whales dont have scales

Im still around watching you. Show me a whale with scales. Pastor gargalo is dead! You lose!

[buddychrist]

Re: Whales dont have scales

http://www.worldkids.net/critters/endangered/whales.htm


am i to assume all this infomation is wrong coz my kid is writing about whales at school and i dont want the other classmates thinkin he is thick

[Deaner]

Re: Whales dont have scales

http://www.worldkids.net/critters/endangered/whales.htm


am i to assume all this infomation is wrong coz my kid is writing about whales at school and i dont want the other classmates thinkin he is thick

Are we to assume you care more about some communist teachers remarks than God's Holy word? It's your child's duty to be mocked and ridiculed as a soldier for Christ.

[Alaric Reinner]

Re: Whales dont have scales

Humm..... intriguing character he might be a zombie (Shoot him in the head)

as to the whole whale thing, what if a whaler told you whales had no scales?
i mean god may have made them but he is in close contact with them all the time.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: Whales dont have scales

Of course whales have scales, you dolt. Even Australians know that.

[targetremains]

Re: Whales dont have scales

Of course whales have scales, you dolt. Even Australians know that.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Brother V
http://www.amonline.net.au/fishes/fi...ish/rtypus.htm

Here ya go.

Whale shark, listed as a fish.



Should shut you up.

YIC
V

Bzzt wrong, thanks for playing.

The whale shark wasnt named until 1828.
http://www.flmnh.ufl.edu/fish/Galler...haleShark.html
The whale shark also isnt a whale. Did Yonah know it was a "great fish" or "sea monster". Why did they lie in the bible and call it a whale?


Ready for the next ban old

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Whales dont have scales

Quote:
Why did they lie in the bible and call it a whale?
Ready for the next ban old

The Bible doesn't lie....at least not that we know of. GOD lies and sends false prophets, but He can if He wants to. So we believe the literal word of the Bible until Jesus comes back.....and it won't be long now, to tell us what parts of Scripture, if any, are GOD's humor, or simply lies. Even if they ALL are, it does not relieve us of the duty to believe every Holy and Divine word of it. That is God's method of testing our faith. Many are called, but few are chosen. The few who keep the Faith.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Whales dont have scales

Humm..... intriguing character he might be a zombie (Shoot him in the head)

as to the whole whale thing, what if a whaler told you whales had no scales?
i mean god may have made them but he is in close contact with them all the time.

Whalers are mostly drunken queers, so they have a clear vested interest in discrediting God. Nice try, but no cigar, my heroin-sniffing friend.

Bzzt wrong, thanks for playing.

The whale shark wasnt named until 1828.

Yes, but the great fish was named as far back as Biblical times. Shout glory!

[targetremains]

Re: Whales dont have scales

Even if they ALL are, it does not relieve us of the duty to believe every Holy and Divine word of it.

Even if science changes every word of your book of lies?

[targetremains]

Re: Whales dont have scales

Yes, but the great fish was named as far back as Biblical times. Shout glory!

In Jonah 2:1 (1:17 in English translation), the Hebrew text reads dag gadol (דג גדול), which literally means "great fish." The LXX translates this phrase into Greek as ketos megas (κητος μεγας). The term ketos alone means "huge fish," and in Greek mythology the term was closely associated with sea monsters. (See http://www.theoi.com/Ther/Ketea.html for more information regarding Greek mythology and the Ketos.) Jerome later translated this phrase as piscis granda in his Latin Vulgate. However, he translated ketos as cetus in Matthew 12:40.
At some point, cetus became synonymous with whale (e.g. cetyl alcohol, which is alcohol derived from whales). In his 1534 translation, William Tyndale translated the phrase in Jonah 2:1 as "greate fyshe," and he translated the word ketos (Greek) or cetus (Latin) in Matthew 12:40 as "whale." Tyndale's translation was, of course, later incorporated into the Authorized Version of 1611. Since, the "great fish" in Jonah 2 has been most often interpreted as a whale.

The hebrew bible is correct and the new testament is wrong. HAHA. Science is correcting your bible! Virgin mary wasnt a virgin.... another mistranslation lol. Young woman not virgin.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Whales dont have scales

In Jonah 2:1 (1:17 in English translation), the Hebrew text reads dag gadol (דג גדול), which literally means "great fish." The LXX translates this phrase into Greek as ketos megas (κητος μεγας). The term ketos alone means "huge fish," and in Greek mythology the term was closely associated with sea monsters. (See http://www.theoi.com/Ther/Ketea.html for more information regarding Greek mythology and the Ketos.) Jerome later translated this phrase as piscis granda in his Latin Vulgate. However, he translated ketos as cetus in Matthew 12:40.
At some point, cetus became synonymous with whale (e.g. cetyl alcohol, which is alcohol derived from whales). In his 1534 translation, William Tyndale translated the phrase in Jonah 2:1 as "greate fyshe," and he translated the word ketos (Greek) or cetus (Latin) in Matthew 12:40 as "whale." Tyndale's translation was, of course, later incorporated into the Authorized Version of 1611. Since, the "great fish" in Jonah 2 has been most often interpreted as a whale.

The hebrew bible is correct and the new testament is wrong. HAHA. Science is correcting your bible! Virgin mary wasnt a virgin.... another mistranslation lol. Young woman not virgin.

Do you have a Chick Tract to support any of this?

[targetremains]

Re: Whales dont have scales

Do you have a Chick Tract to support any of this?

Whats a chick tract? Does it track chicks?

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Whales dont have scales

Whats a chick tract? Does it track chicks?

No, you pervert. It is not meant for stalking at all, but for furthering the Message of God(tm). It is a short little story meant to scare the beSatan out of you and into accepting Jesus' offer of Salvation(r). You can order your choice of thousands of these little gospel-tracts here. I suggest ordering 5 or 10 of each, so that you can have one for yourself and several on your fridge. And they make fantastic gifts, tucked into cards when sinful little twerps are expecting cash. Your soul may be past saving, but others' aren't

[targetremains]

Re: Whales dont have scales

No, you pervert. It is not meant for stalking at all, but for furthering the Message of God™. It is a short little story meant to scare the beSatan out of you and into accepting Jesus' offer of Salvation®. You can order your choice of thousands of these little gospel-tracts here. I suggest ordering 5 or 10 of each, so that you can have one for yourself and several on your fridge. And they make fantastic gifts, tucked into cards when sinful little twerps are expecting cash. Your soul may be past saving, but others' aren't

I have no use for fictional comic books that arent drawn well. I guess I could draw a chick tract of how science changes the words in the new testament. Doesnt take that much talent nor imagination.