[Sociable]

Re: Hello, I noticed that many of you don't understand evolution.

God using divine dictation. When Wash O'Hanley dictates his books to his secretary, she may place the text down, but it's still Brother Wash's book.


Because there is no such thing as these tiny organisms you're blabbering about. The first time the "antibiotics" are used, the demons infesting the sick are scared away as they think it might be some kind of anti-demon poison. But as they realize that it's no threat to them, they start coming back.
Until they are fooled again. Nobody said that demons are smart.

Why do you say organisms do not exist, when we see them in our schools microscopes? I am curious however, if we humans are really so close to God, that the holy spirit, etc is in us then how are Demons more afraid of man made concoctions then the Lord himself?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello, I noticed that many of you don't understand evolution.

Ezekiel, I've already answered most of those questions. God made us. God made us using evolution as his tool. It's not a far out theory. It fits with both religions and with common scientific facts.

Prove it. Where is this absurd evilution theory mentioned in the Holy Bible? Are we supposed to throw out 2,000 years of accumulated Bible study based on the word of a demon like you?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Hello, I noticed that many of you don't understand evolution.

I am curious however, if we humans are really so close to God, that the holy spirit, etc is in us then how are Demons more afraid of man made concoctions then the Lord himself?

Fool! So-called "antibiotics" only scare the demons away for a while. God can make them disappear forever! It's especially helpful if you keep a pen full of pigs and a cliff nearby.

[Sociable]

Re: Hello, I noticed that many of you don't understand evolution.

Fool! So-called "antibiotics" only scare the demons away for a while. God can make them disappear forever! It's especially helpful if you keep a pen full of pigs and a cliff nearby.

Okay, then I will restate my question.

Why are Demons more afraid of "antibiotics" then the Lord himself. I know plenty of religious people who in their old age have acquired diseases through no fault of their own.

If we walk out in the cold with clothing that is not warm enough then we will always catch a cold, no matter how powerful God is.There is said to be so many strands and mutations of the common cold that we will never find a sure way cure for it.

Pastor Ezekiel- Even if evolution occurred during the time that the bible was written(Which I doubt in any way it did), wouldn't it not be considered something worth writing of when it would be considered something that happens naturally as part of life? Nor did they have the technology or the amount of educated people that we do now.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Hello, I noticed that many of you don't understand evolution.

Why are Demons more afraid of "antibiotics" then the Lord himself. I know plenty of religious people who in their old age have acquired diseases through no fault of their own.

If we walk out in the cold with clothing that is not warm enough then we will always catch a cold, no matter how powerful God is.

Are these allegedly "religious" people you know True Christians(tm)? Are they members of Landover or an approved subsidiary? If not, there's you answer right there.
The same goes for all the poor people you know who spend their winters shivering in the cold. I was once a nun committed to poverty, and I knew plenty a chilly night. Then I found the Lord, and now I live in a large, well heated house and when I leave it, I make sure I wear a good amount of furs modestly covering as much of me as possible, and I haven't had a cold in ages!

[Sociable]

Re: Hello, I noticed that many of you don't understand evolution.

Are these allegedly "religious" people you know True Christians™? Are they members of Landover or an approved subsidiary? If not, there's you answer right there.
The same goes for all the poor people you know who spend their winters shivering in the cold. I was once a nun committed to poverty, and I knew plenty a chilly night. Then I found the Lord, and now I live in a large, well heated house and when I leave it, I make sure I wear a good amount of furs modestly covering as much of me as possible, and I haven't had a cold in ages!

Well you won't have a cold if you are well dressed obviously, and I don't think its in me to prove a dead mans faith but I would assume they were, as they never gave me any doubt.
I won't ask my question again, but whatever.

Cake is good

[Captain James T. Kirk]

Re: Hello, I noticed that many of you don't understand evolution.

If we walk out in the cold with clothing that is not warm enough then we will always catch a cold, no matter how powerful God is.There is said to be so many strands and mutations of the common cold that we will never find a sure way cure for it.

LOL! Dude, I was with you up until this! You don't catch a cold from actually walking out in the cold, you get it from catching a virus! Staying warm isn't the best way to avoid one. Washing your hands and not touching your face is the best way. The reason more colds are caught in the winter is because people tend to spend more time in close proximity than they do in summer.
LOL!!

[Sociable]

Re: Hello, I noticed that many of you don't understand evolution.

LOL! Dude, I was with you up until this! You don't catch a cold from actually walking out in the cold, you get it from catching a virus! Staying warm isn't the best way to avoid one. Washing your hands and not touching your face is the best way. The reason more colds are caught in the winter is because people tend to spend more time in close proximity than they do in summer.
LOL!!

Thanks /b/rother! Sometimes I get them mixed up, my brain not being fully developed and etc

[Captain James T. Kirk]

Re: Hello, I noticed that many of you don't understand evolution.

Thanks /b/rother! Sometimes I get them mixed up, my brain not being fully developed and etc

ROFL!!! I ain't no /b/tard, dude! I've got too much self-respect and heterosexuality for that! You're welcome anyway. I couldn't stand by and watch superstition being fought with old wive's tales.

[Sociable]

Re: Hello, I noticed that many of you don't understand evolution.

ROFL!!! I ain't no /b/tard, dude! I've got too much self-respect and heterosexuality for that! You're welcome anyway. I couldn't stand by and watch superstition being fought with old wive's tales.

Ah sorry, but since tard is involved it must be homosexual so I will try to keep away the demons control

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Hello, I noticed that many of you don't understand evolution.

You two have been very wrong but reasonably well behaved so far. If you're going to continue flirting though, you might just find yourselves in quarantine where you can't give the GRID demons to decent people.

[CharlesM.]

Re: Hello, I noticed that many of you don't understand evolution.

Prove it. Where is this absurd evilution theory mentioned in the Holy Bible? Are we supposed to throw out 2,000 years of accumulated Bible study based on the word of a demon like you?

I'm sorry sir but, is everything you read must have a Bible reference? The Bible doesn't talk about the Gravity Theory, but still, it is surely what you believe in.

[vTweak]

Re: Hello, I noticed that many of you don't understand evolution.

Well, i read the whole thread, and its pretty pathetic to say the least. On oneside, we have logical people who support there claims with facts, and on the other, religious fanatics who support there claims with bs.

Ezekial, its funny how you call yourself a "True Christian" yet you even said racial things such as "Chinks" a christian would never think that, that would be a sin. You and that other ugly she-he shoot down every claim someone makes about scientific theory. You say ScIeNtist, and you dont beleive anything thing they say. You even say that they pulled carbon dating at of there but. But thats a proved threory, proven with math and testing, i dont see anything in the bible or religion that is proven with math or testing. If you dont beleive in scientist, why are you even on a computer, you do know that computers were developed into the modern day computer by scientist right? I love how you completly shoot evolution down, then back it up with your BS demon and satin worship talk. But i ask you, how can you worship something you dont even believe? To worship god you have to believe him, to worship the devil you have to believe him. Now i bet your going to quote me, then call me a devil worshiper, which is funny, cause the way you guys talk, which is nothing how a "true christian" should talk i would think the same way about you.

Evolution is a process over millions of years. It is when a genetic mutation, helps the organism survive, or better itself, and then sometimes that quality spreads over the population of its species. Now your going to give me some BS link, thats totaly biased, writen by complete religous fanatics that just want to stop the "evil" that is disproving them. You will try to use science to disprove evolution, which is funny, due to the fact that you wont believe science that is right in front of your eyes.

As Christians, arent you supposed to save, or think that anyone can be saved, even the people you call "demons" or "devil worshipers"? You dont sound like you want to save them. You know why, and you result to name calling, mud slinging, and just down right making BS up? Because your scared. Your scared that your backed into the corner with no facts, scared that you just might be wrong about your little fairy tale. It's sad to see people go to such extremes with themselves.


Oh and its funny how you mentioned that Your KV w/e it is bible is the only bible, and christians who worship even a slightly different bible, or other faiths will burn in hell, thats funny. So God doesnt care about the other christians, only you "elite" christians. So there will be a handful of people who get into your so called heaven cause all other religions, and christianities are excluded. Oh well, The "All Knowing God" saw it coming.
well, im done with my rant, call me a demon, whatever, i dont believe in demons, therefore i cant be one.

[GodSpoonsMeAtNight]

Re: Hello, I noticed that many of you don't understand evolution.

So in other words you know nothing. You come in here shooting your mouth off at us True Christians when you really have zero to back yourself up with.

We have a book dictated by God. We have two thousand years of documented, irrefutable proof of the power of Christ and his wonderous miracles. You eviloutionists are a joke. Once you can explain to me how Christ walked on water or raised people from the dead I might take you a little more serious.

You "Christians" are quite hilarious. Your superiority complex over the rest of the world is more appalling than that magical book you carry around that you continue to slam down everyone's throat.

It sickens me that the topic-creator tried to have a civilized discussion about evolution and even the mods outright attacked him, more so with personal attacks about how Darwin, the original theorist of evolution, was into bestiality and apparently heavy drugs. Why don't you debate the topic instead of resorting to personal attacks?

Please, someone with extensive knowledge on the subjects of science, logics, and debate try to debunk this post without resorting to "Darwin was into bestiality! evolution is devil-speak!!ARG!!!!"

If there are any intelligent christians out there, please give your opinions on this:



Every religion makes a certain number of claims about God and its role in the creation of all walks of life. The base point, however, is that there is God (and his kingdom, or...whatever) and then there is the world in which we exist. God is perfect; our world is imperfect, in classic definition and in logical necessity. But there are a number of reasons why God could not have created the universe as we know it. Firstly...

1. A creator must be separate from its creation.
2. God must exist in the universe (the entailment of all of existence); to exist outside of all of existence would be to not exist.
3. The universe could not have been created.

Furthermore, there is the problem that - ASIDE from the fact that "perfection" can only entail all of existence - a perfect being would have no reason to create something.

1. God is perfect.
2. God retained its perfection separate from the creation of the universe.
3. Creation requires a motive.
4. As a being that encompasses perfection, God would have no will/desire/ability to facilitate change.
5. A perfect being could not have created the universe.

God is also described as the "first cause"; as the universe is empirically governed by causality, it would appear that every single causal event in the universe could be traced back to the beginning cause of the universe. However, God could not have been this cause.

1. Causality is a natural property of the universe.
2. God, as necessarily separate from the universe, would not be governed by causality.
3. The first cause must be of the universe, as it is linked into the chain of causality.
4. God was not the first cause.

I would appreciate intelligent responses only.

[ultima]

Re: Hello, I noticed that many of you don't understand evolution.

Prove it. Where is this absurd evilution theory mentioned in the Holy Bible? Are we supposed to throw out 2,000 years of accumulated Bible study based on the word of a demon like you?

Well, let me reverse that one on you. Prove the Bible was divinely inspired. Evolution isn't evil. You know what is? Hatred towards others, and you seem to have a lot of it.

So apparently this Bible was divinely dictated. What about parts where God was explaining things people had no concept of or idea about. Such as dinosaurs or evolution. Is it not possible that they dumbed down the ideas to make sense to the general public or to themselves? How would you write about things you had no words for? You wouldn't. Can't take the Bible literally. Nice try though.
Fundamentalists 0. Rest of the sane world 1.