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In the beginning...the fellow known as Pastafarian tried to make an interesting and amusing post. However, he failed very very badly at this. Would you care to try again?
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The Flying Spaghetti monster created us all and you cannot deny him in all his glory! -
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If he's that powerful, I'm sure he'll be able to unban you.Originally posted by Noodle Follower View Post
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.Comment
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I sense that you have not yet been touched by His noodly appendage friend. It is not too late to join with the pastafarian movement! Go forth wearing an eyepatch and join us in our worship of His Noodliness!!Originally posted by Pastafarian View PostTouched by his noodly appendageComment
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That's your second strike. Are you trying to tell me that you wish to get aboard the ban train with your fellow Pastard?Originally posted by Pastafarian View PostO Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.Comment
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Your hate for an edible god disappoints meOriginally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
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The only noddle you are going to be touched by sinner is Satan's barded member if you don't repent of your wheat past worshiping ways. Keep it up boy, Christ can dish it out but I doubt if you can take it!Originally posted by Pastafarian View PostYour hate for an edible god disappoints me
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The Pastafarian movement is just another in the vast chain of irrational human superstitions. As a growing and mutating religion it is a tangled mess. What's next for Pastafarianism...Pope Linguini the First declaring that unbelievers must be sauced?
Well, it wouldn't surprise me if these Pastafarians were mostly sauced already!
No, we must not let this starchy false faith spread -- Pastafarians should be confined, like medieval Jews, to ghettos...or in this case, I suppose, spaghettos.
Burning them at the stake? Well, perhaps boiling alive would be more appropriate. How do you tell if a Pastafarian is done? Throw him against the wall and see if he sticks. Then you can sprinkle him with parmesan cheese and bury him with a pasta fork through his heart.
Now I ask you, does the Bible mention pasta?
And upon the table of shewbread they shall spread a cloth of blue, and put thereon the dishes, and the spoons, and the bowls, and covers to cover withal: and the continual bread shall be thereon:
And they shall spread upon them a cloth of scarlet, and cover the same with a covering of badgers' skins, and shall put in the staves thereof. Numbers 4:7,8
NO! It does not.
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