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  • Re: Tyrannosaurus Rex: The Giant Kangaroo

    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
    Is this fool done diverting the conversation away from Dr. Isaiah Jones' groundbreaking research yet?

    I'd much prefer discussing the magnificent beast, kangoroosaurus, than some harebrained notions some kid learned in a Philosophy 101 class.
    I printed out the Dr's wonderful research and presented it the our local homeschooling group. It's great to see the all the children playing now, I often see them growling and leaping up and down the street pretending to be a herd of K Rex.

    YIC

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    • Re: Tyrannosaurus Rex: The Giant Kangaroo

      Originally posted by True Disciple View Post


      Well, Sister, you must realize that, before the flood, all animals were herbivores. After all, it is only after the flood that God commands humans to eat meat:

      Genesis 9:3:
      Every moving thing that liveth shall be meat for you; even as the green herb have I given you all things.

      Here God says that He gave us meat to eat in addition to green herb He already gave us to eat, meaning that the eating of meat is something postdiluvian. After all, God originally gives animals and humans only plants to eat.
      Sir True Disciple I was wondering:what caused all these animals to stray from the original path of God.Was making animals carnivore a smaller punishment that went along with the flood?Or was it the corruption of Satan?
      If I had a nickle for every time I see a man damning himself to an eternity of pain and suffering,God would get an infinity of nickels.

      Leviticus 19:28

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      • Re: Tyrannosaurus Rex: The Giant Kangaroo

        Originally posted by Driveler View Post
        Sir True Disciple I was wondering:what caused all these animals to stray from the original path of God.Was making animals carnivore a smaller punishment that went along with the flood?Or was it the corruption of Satan?

        They're just dumb animals. They are put on the earth for Mankind to use as we please.

        Have you ever read the Holy Bible?
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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        • Re: Tyrannosaurus Rex: The Giant Kangaroo

          Please PLEASE tell me this is a joke!! Ahaha looking at the pictures for one second you see the skeletons don't look alike at ALL. The head and feet are way WAY different! x) This "research" is totally bollocks.



          Originally posted by Dr. Isaiah Jones View Post
          In the pre-flood world there was a canopy of water in the stratosphere. This is clearly documented in Genesis 1:6-8 which states:
          "And God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters. And God made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so. And God called the firmament Heaven. And the evening and the morning were the second day."


          The water layer above the firmament had several important functions such as warm temperature, higher oxygen content and carbon dioxide in the atmosphere, and the blocking of ultraviolet radiation coming from the sun. This caused all plants and animals to grow much larger than they do today as it states in Genesis 6:4:
          "There were giants in the earth in those days;"
          Many secular scientists would probably try to refute this but at the same time they completely ignore the fact that this can be proven by a simple analysis.

          First let's take a look at the bone structure of a kangaroo:



          These are the bones of a normal Austrian kangaroo, not so much special about that… or is there?
          Well, let's take a look at the following image:



          Looks familiar? These are the bones of the Tyrannosaurus Rex dinosaur. According to secular science these "vicious" creatures roamed the earth "millions of years ago" before they ultimately became extinct following an "unexplained" catastrophic event.

          However, if we look at the bone structures of these two separate animals we notice that they're almost completely identical. As you can see, this is a definite PROOF that the Tyrannosaurus Rex did not become extinct. It was actually just a giant kangaroo.

          ---- UPDATE ----

          I have found some stunning evidence that further supports my theory regarding the Kangarosaurus:



          A "killer kangaroo", huh... Sounds familiar?



          It continues:



          Take that, stupid non-believers!



          - Dr. Isaiah Jones, Ph.D., Biblical Archaeologist

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          • Re: Tyrannosaurus Rex: The Giant Kangaroo

            Originally posted by Zandthee View Post
            Please PLEASE tell me this is a joke!! Ahaha looking at the pictures for one second you see the skeletons don't look alike at ALL. The head and feet are way WAY different! x) This "research" is totally bollocks.
            Do you really think Dr. Isaiah Jones would put this much time and effort into a joke? Please read his research thoroughly, and you'll see that he has more than adequately accounted for any perceived differences in the skull shape of Kangaroosaurus Rex vs. modern kangaroos.
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            • Re: Tyrannosaurus Rex: The Giant Kangaroo

              Originally posted by Zandthee View Post
              Please PLEASE tell me this is a joke!! Ahaha looking at the pictures for one second you see the skeletons don't look alike at ALL. The head and feet are way WAY different! x) This "research" is totally bollocks.
              Like an eskimo would know anything about kangaroos.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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              • Re: Tyrannosaurus Rex: The Giant Kangaroo

                Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                Do you really think Dr. Isaiah Jones would put this much time and effort into a joke? Please read his research thoroughly, and you'll see that he has more than adequately accounted for any perceived differences in the skull shape of Kangaroosaurus Rex vs. modern kangaroos.
                Even a brainless donkey can see the skeleton's have way different feet in one second.

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                • Re: Tyrannosaurus Rex: The Giant Kangaroo

                  Originally posted by Zandthee View Post
                  Even a brainless donkey can see the skeleton's have way different feet in one second.
                  And if you'd bothered to give Dr. Jones' research anything more than a cursory reading, you would know he's already accounted for those changes quite satisfactorily.

                  You can't hope to debate an issue that you don't understand, son.
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                  • Re: Tyrannosaurus Rex: The Giant Kangaroo

                    Originally posted by Zandthee View Post
                    Even a brainless donkey can see the skeleton's have way different feet in one second.
                    Yes, what you are looking at microevolutional changes. The modern day kangaroo has proportionally bigger feet that the K Rex. I have bigger feet than my grandad, does that mean that we are a different species?

                    And do not dismiss donkeys as being brainless. Remember that they have been recorded historically as speaking human language.

                    Numbers 22:29And Balaam said unto the ass, Because thou hast mocked me: I would there were a sword in mine hand, for now would I kill thee.
                    30And the ass said unto Balaam, Am not I thine ass, upon which thou hast ridden ever since I was thine unto this day? was I ever wont to do so unto thee? and he said, Nay.

                    YIC

                    Jack
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                    • Re: Tyrannosaurus Rex: The Giant Kangaroo

                      Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                      Yes, what you are looking at microevolutional changes. The modern day kangaroo has proportionally bigger feet that the K Rex. I have bigger feet than my grandad, does that mean that we are a different species?

                      And do not dismiss donkeys as being brainless. Remember that they have been recorded historically as speaking human language.

                      Numbers 22:29And Balaam said unto the ass, Because thou hast mocked me: I would there were a sword in mine hand, for now would I kill thee.
                      30And the ass said unto Balaam, Am not I thine ass, upon which thou hast ridden ever since I was thine unto this day? was I ever wont to do so unto thee? and he said, Nay.

                      YIC

                      Jack
                      We and monkey are in the same family, so their share our higher intelligence. I do honestly wonder whether you people are in the same family since your intelligence is far down that of the average human.

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                      • Re: Tyrannosaurus Rex: The Giant Kangaroo

                        IQ tests are designed by geeks and therefore favor the geek response. It's all about shapes and numbers which are important to geeks. Atheists tend to be lonely, uninteresting geeks and so they tend to score well on the tests.

                        The first question should be,

                        A) Can you see the glory of God in all that surrounds you?

                        If they answer no then they are either retarded or just lying. Either way they cannot be trusted to do the test properly. I would also replace the questions, instead of the sequence of shapes it should be about the sequence of Biblical events.

                        YIC

                        Jack
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                        • Re: Tyrannosaurus Rex: The Giant Kangaroo

                          Well said, Jack! I've also heard from my liberal acquaintances that IQ tests favor white people over blacks. That's certainly plausible, as the typical IQ test doesn't contain word problems involving grams and ounces of crack cocaine.

                          Given our well-known anti-racist stance, is it any wonder we don't truck with IQ tests?
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                          • Re: Tyrannosaurus Rex: The Giant Kangaroo

                            Originally posted by Zandthee View Post
                            I do honestly wonder whether you people are in the same family since your intelligence is far down that of the average human.
                            Thank you for demonstrating a typical atheist reply full of hate. Why is it, when you have nothing to say, you try to put people down? Does it make you feel better when you imagine that you are so much better than all those "other people"?

                            On the other hand, what do you have against retards? You clearly try to use person whose intelligence is far down that of average human as an insult here. Why do you hate retards so badly, that in your mind it's worst insult you can come up with? I have to warn you, we do not look kindly on that kind of hate speech here.

                            Of course God has made these people spasctic as a punishment for their sins (or sins of their fathers) so He does not obviously like them. That however is stated in the bible, so cause is just. What is your reason for hating these gimps?

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                            • Re: Tyrannosaurus Rex: The Giant Kangaroo

                              The writer seems to have something in common with many conspiracy theorists I know--not knowing the definition of the word "proof". He states that, since the Kangaroo and the T. rex have so many skeletal similarities that, that, in itself, is "definite proof", that the Kangaroo is a direct descendant of the T. rex, specifically, that they are the same animal, with only minor morphological differences, i. e., size. Even a janitor* *can see that the logic here is flawed.
                              **Yes, I'm a janitor.

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                              • Re: Tyrannosaurus Rex: The Giant Kangaroo

                                So what we are getting from this is, that Dinosaurs did once exist. Interesting that, ask someone a few years back, they would of said that they didn't exist and the fossils are throw us off.

                                Interesting indeed.
                                This is reserved for KJV only -- ADMIN.

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