landover CREATION MUSEUM TOUR!!

[Justin Bill]

http://www.creationmuseum.org/

Does anyone want to go with me to check this out? its only $19.95 per person.

I need to feel the presense of the lord in a museum setting...

[JennyD]

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This atheist scum went and provided a delightful selection of photos.

I suggest paying no attention to the captions, particularly if you are not strong in your faith. However, the pictures will surely whet your appetite for the museum, and you'll know the long drive is worthwhile.

The photos were enough to convince the ladies at the orphanage to fire up the bus and take the kids out to see it over the holidays! I went as a chaperone.

The museum was every bit as delightful and edu-taining as you would hope. Every one of the kids stopped talking about that silly evilution and instead chattered excitedly about the horrible things Eve did to Adam, resulting in carnivorous animals and plants, death, etc.

PRAISE JESUS!

[DJ Troll]

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I really enjoyed that. I am so glad he took pics of most of it so now I don't have to feel guilty about not going near that "museum" without my torches and some gasoline...oh wait, I wouldn't go near that place even to burn it to the ground. What a crock of sh*t!!!!

[Bobby-Joe]

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I really enjoyed that. I am so glad he took pics of most of it so now I don't have to feel guilty about not going near that "museum" without my torches and some gasoline...oh wait, I wouldn't go near that place even to burn it to the ground. What a crock of shit!!!!

So you feel opinion that deviate from the approved norm should be suppressed friend? You maybe on the path to righteousness.

[DJ Troll]

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So you feel opinion that deviate from the approved norm should be suppressed friend? You maybe on the path to righteousness.

That makes almost as much sense as a "museum" based on a theory without any hard evidence. Real museums have hundreds of years of evidence and proof by thousands of peoples lifelong work to prove their theories, not a book writen by MEN a thousand years ago. And yes, I do believe religion should be suppressed and kept at home where it belongs instead of the millions of wasted dollars spent on ridiculously extravagant churches.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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That makes almost as much sense as a "museum" based on a theory without any hard evidence. Real museums have hundreds of years of evidence and proof by thousands of peoples lifelong work to prove their theories, not a book writen by MEN a thousand years ago. And yes, I do believe religion should be suppressed and kept at home where it belongs instead of the millions of wasted dollars spent on ridiculously extravagant churches.

So, your point is that mueum books were NOT written by men?

And sir, I can assure you that our church is far from extravagant. We are a Bible believing, Fundamentalist, Independent Baptist Church. We are 257,286 members strong. Our Church Campus is located in Freehold, Iowa and rests on 35 acres of some of the most beautiful country you'd ever care to set your eyes upon. Our church holds 28 paid pastors, 131 paid deacons, 412 full time staff members, LCA (Landover Christian Academy), LCU (Landover Christian University), 11 fully equipped chapels, Four 2,000 seat sanctuaries, Three 5,000 seat main sanctuaries, the world's largest Christian Mall, a Christian Amusement Park (Landover Bible Theme Park and Red Sea World), A PGA 18 Hole Golf Course, 3 Fitness Centers, 4 Olympic sized swimming pools, Landover Village, Landover Towers, Landover Retirement Community, Center For 2 Churches On Every City Block Foundation, Leviticus Landing (An Exclusive Gated Executive Christian Community for Platinum Tithers™), Exodus Acres (Gold Tithers' Gated Community), 27 Developments, Landover All Purpose Multi-Temple, Spa and Resort Center, Fire Department, 100,000 seat amphitheater, 12 Television studios, 2 radio stations, A Christian Circus Camp, Retreat Center for Republican Candidates, 3 Corporate Christian Office Parks, hot springs, 8 cemeteries, and 243 fully certified Christian police officers.


Don't be jealous, just because we're beautiful.

[DJ Troll]

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And it takes all that to talk to god? I was referring to the b.i.b.l.e.(Bullsh*t In Books, Lies, and Exagerations) to being written by men. Museum books are written by men aso but at least they have proof.

[Bobby-Joe]

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That makes almost as much sense as a "museum" based on a theory without any hard evidence. Real museums have hundreds of years of evidence and proof by thousands of peoples lifelong work to prove their theories, not a book writen by MEN a thousand years ago. And yes, I do believe religion should be suppressed and kept at home where it belongs instead of the millions of wasted dollars spent on ridiculously extravagant churches.

So you do agree there are "evil" ideas out there that must be suppressed. That a concept can present such a dangerous to society to the point the violence against the proponents of it is justified?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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And it takes all that to talk to god? I was referring to the b.i.b.l.e.(Bullsh*t In Books, Lies, and Exagerations) to being written by men. Museum books are written by men aso but at least they have proof.

Oh, I see. You mean like the "Piltdown Man"?

[Justin Bill]

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And it takes all that to talk to god? I was referring to the b.i.b.l.e.(Bullsh*t In Books, Lies, and Exagerations) to being written by men. Museum books are written by men aso but at least they have proof.

now, all i was trying to do is spark some interest in a faith promoting field trip, which you are of course welcome to come along. I would expect you to bring a pie to share.

Science is about questioning and proving theories, yet even albert Einstein said there is only a little bit of the universe we really understand.

I am going to pray heartily to jesus for your forgiveness.

I really hope the creation museum has some rides. I would love to go on a Christian roller coaster.

what i imagine is a Jesus's last daysride ... a take on the blasphemous disney land "pirates of the caribian"

riding a roller coaster to heaven and back!!!

[Father Thomas Martin]

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So, your point is that mueum books were NOT written by men?

And sir, I can assure you that our church is far from extravagant. We are a Bible believing, Fundamentalist, Independent Baptist Church. We are 257,286 members strong. Our Church Campus is located in Freehold, Iowa and rests on 35 acres of some of the most beautiful country you'd ever care to set your eyes upon. Our church holds 28 paid pastors, 131 paid deacons, 412 full time staff members, LCA (Landover Christian Academy), LCU (Landover Christian University), 11 fully equipped chapels, Four 2,000 seat sanctuaries, Three 5,000 seat main sanctuaries, the world's largest Christian Mall, a Christian Amusement Park (Landover Bible Theme Park and Red Sea World), A PGA 18 Hole Golf Course, 3 Fitness Centers, 4 Olympic sized swimming pools, Landover Village, Landover Towers, Landover Retirement Community, Center For 2 Churches On Every City Block Foundation, Leviticus Landing (An Exclusive Gated Executive Christian Community for Platinum Tithers™), Exodus Acres (Gold Tithers' Gated Community), 27 Developments, Landover All Purpose Multi-Temple, Spa and Resort Center, Fire Department, 100,000 seat amphitheater, 12 Television studios, 2 radio stations, A Christian Circus Camp, Retreat Center for Republican Candidates, 3 Corporate Christian Office Parks, hot springs, 8 cemeteries, and 243 fully certified Christian police officers.


Don't be jealous, just because we're beautiful.

Sell 'em all, give the money to help the poor, and THEN you'll have treasure in heaven...Are you calling Jesus a liar?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Sell 'em all, give the money to help the poor, and THEN you'll have treasure in heaven...Are you calling Jesus a liar?

Now THAT is rich, coming from a papist dog who's mary worshiping cult owns 51% of General Motors, half the companies in Europe, and your antiChrist pope sits on a solid gold throne when he defecates on the Bible. The net worth of your cult is staggering, yet 90% of your "flock" is starving to death, living in mud huts, having baby after baby, facing an eternity in hell for worshiping satan.....

And you have the gall to talk about US selling off our meager holdings?