Einstein is a Fraud!

[Born Again Bob]

Dear Friends,

Was Albert Einstein the first to establish the theory that time is relative? Look for yourself at this Biblical evidence:

QUOTE
Jehoiachin was eighteen years old when he began to reign, and he reigned in Jerusalem three months. And his mother's name was Nehushta, the daughter of Elnathan of Jerusalem.
2 Kings 24:8


QUOTE
Jehoiachin was eight years old when he began to reign, and he reigned three months and ten days in Jerusalem: and he did that which was evil in the sight of the LORD.
2 Chronicles 36:9


Given that we know that the Bible cannot be in error, how do we reconcile these passages? Clearly, the different units of time came from individuals who were observing these events at different locations and at different speeds! Therefore, Albert Einstein, the celebrated Hebe, was really just a phony, misappropriating the findings of the Bible for his own demented ends.

Case closed!

Yours in Him,
bab

[Brother Cletus]

Re: Einstein is a Fraud!

Einstein was a Commie Joo. 'Nuff said.

[DJ Troll]

Re: Einstein is a Fraud!

The two quotes contradict each other because it's a bunch of lies written by men from their imagination!! Man invented god to explain what they didn't understand and then it spread because of fear and ignorance!

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: Einstein is a Fraud!

Can you provide Scriptural citations for those claims?

[DJ Troll]

Re: Einstein is a Fraud!

1. The sentence below is true.
2. The sentnce above is false.



That's exactly what ask for "spiritual proof" of the bible is like. Just because a book was written about it a thousand years ago, it must be true, right

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Einstein is a Fraud!

1. The sentence below is true.
2. The sentnce above is false.



That's exactly what ask for "spiritual proof" of the bible is like. Just because a book was written about it a thousand years ago, it must be true, right

The Holy Bible was written much earlier than that, you insufferable fool. Jesus was born a bit over 2007 years ago, and most of the Bible was written well before that.

The truth of the Holy Word of God does not lie in its age. There are books older than that, written by pagans, that are largely ignored by the world today.

The importance of the Holy Bible derives from its very Holiness. You see, the KJV1611 bible was dictated directly by God, as has been well-documented. We follow the Bible because it is the LITERAL Word of God. You should too.

If you are looking for a piece of God to hold in your hand as a pre-condition for accepting the gift of His son's blood, then you are barking up the wrong tree. God wants your faith.

[WaitingToBelieve]

Re: Einstein is a Fraud!

Dear Friends,

Was Albert Einstein the first to establish the theory that time is relative? Look for yourself at this Biblical evidence:

QUOTE
Jehoiachin was eighteen years old when he began to reign, and he reigned in Jerusalem three months. And his mother's name was Nehushta, the daughter of Elnathan of Jerusalem.
2 Kings 24:8


QUOTE
Jehoiachin was eight years old when he began to reign, and he reigned three months and ten days in Jerusalem: and he did that which was evil in the sight of the LORD.
2 Chronicles 36:9


Given that we know that the Bible cannot be in error, how do we reconcile these passages? Clearly, the different units of time came from individuals who were observing these events at different locations and at different speeds! Therefore, Albert Einstein, the celebrated Hebe, was really just a phony, misappropriating the findings of the Bible for his own demented ends.

Case closed!

Yours in Him,
bab

bab,

Matthew 27, 46 - 50

Luke 23, 46

John 19, 30

Above you have said,

Given that we know that the Bible cannot be in error,

Can you explain this to me? I am really having trouble understanding it.



Note: this is from my KJV1611 bible.



Thanks

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Einstein is a Fraud!

bab,

Matthew 27, 46 - 50

Luke 23, 46

John 19, 30

Above you have said,





Can you explain this to me? I am really having trouble understanding it.



Note: this is from my KJV1611 bible.



Thanks

There is no great wonder there friend. Jesus is God after all so with His perfect knowledge He tailored His (temporally) last words so they would be perceived as what most appropriate to leave a lasting impression on the each individual listener. That’s why three different men heard three different things. Manipulating our perception is child’s play with God who regularly deludes people all the time.

[handofgod]

Re: Einstein is a Fraud!

Einstein is clearly a fraud, he's just made up by those stupid atheist. I mean, can someone even prove einstein existed? It's all a big scam.

[The Absurdist]

Re: Einstein is a Fraud!

Einstein is clearly a fraud, he's just made up by those stupid atheist. I mean, can someone even prove einstein existed? It's all a big scam.

Are you serious?

I mean, its clearly easier to proof that Einstein existed than to proof that Jesus did.

[Wide-Open]

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Are you serious?

I mean, its clearly easier to proof that Einstein existed than to proof that Jesus did.

Ah, my little Frenchie friend! Welcome back.

Psst. The verb you are looking for is "prove" BTW.

How can anyone doubt the existance of Jesus? Do you realise that you just really made Baby Jesus Cry?

Shame on you. Honi soit qui mal y pense!

Judges 10:14
Go and cry unto the gods which ye have chosen; let them deliver you in the time of your tribulation.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Einstein is a Fraud!

Einstein is clearly a fraud, he's just made up by those stupid atheist. I mean, can someone even prove einstein existed? It's all a big scam.

And my little Dutch Wilders loving friend is back as well! GLORY!

How nice of you to come back.

Now, at the "Ask a Dutchie" side of this forum, we are still awaiting your insightful answers about putting fingers in dykes.

If you'd indulge us? Puhlies? Pretty please?

[handofgod]

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Tell me my friend, then proof that he exists. Just look around you, that's proof enough that jesus exists.

[The Absurdist]

Re: Einstein is a Fraud!

How can anyone doubt the existance of Jesus? Do you realise that you just really made Baby Jesus Cry?

Nowhere in my sentence is mentionned that Jesus haven't existed, I'm pretty sure he did. The fact is that its even easier to prove that Einstein existed, their is more proofs.

[handofgod]

Re: Einstein is a Fraud!

That's pure nonsense, please show me you're "proof" that einstein existed.

Jesus's proof:
1. Look around, jesus made it.
2. read the bible, he wrote it.
3. Look at yourself, he made you.
4. Listen! don't you hear him?

Einstein's proof:
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