Jellyfish: God's discarded trash

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Have you ever looked into the tanks at the Freehold Creation Aquarium and marveled at those strange things, the jellyfish? Just what are they, anyway?

Evil-utionists tell us that jellyfish are a sort of primitive animal. That cannot be true, since even evil-utionists admit that jellyfish have no blood, and God clearly tells that the life of all flesh is the blood thereof:

Lev. 17:14: For [it is] the life of all flesh; the blood of it [is] for the life thereof: therefore I said unto the children of Israel, Ye shall eat the blood of no manner of flesh: for the life of all flesh [is] the blood thereof: whosoever eateth it shall be cut off.

So jellyfish, despite superficial appearances, are not living flesh. Instead, scientheists in the Department of Baraminology at Landover Baptist University for the Saved have used sophisticated image-analysis software running on JesOS™ Workstation to discover that jellyfish are God's discarded trash. Even sea turtles cannot tell the difference between jellyfish and ordinary plastic grocery bags, and God intelligently designed sea turtles to eat jellyfish:

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Jellyfish: God's discarded trash

Huh, I thought they were some sort of mushroom or something. Well I'm glad the Creation Scientists are on it!

[Nobar King]

Re: Jellyfish: God's discarded trash

I, for one, will never trust anything named "medusa".

[Granyaski]

Re: Jellyfish: God's discarded trash

But jellyfish move, there is chemical reactions and electronic impluses, they have slight consciousness.

Just because turtles cannot tell the difference does not mean that they are 'trash'. Plastic bags look extremely similar to jellyfish, it is a mistake by us humans.

You could make a cake that looks delicious but it could be filled with blood.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Jellyfish: God's discarded trash

But jellyfish move, there is chemical reactions and electronic impluses, they have slight consciousness.

My Hummer moves. There are chemical reactions and electronic impulses. It seems to have a mind of its own, at least when my wife drives it. I guess my Hummer is alive. More generally, dear friend, why should I trust you over the Bible?

[computernerd]

Re: Jellyfish: God's discarded trash

You're comparing apples to oranges, my friend. Cars are man-made instruments that rely on mechanical parts and chemical reactions to aid in the mechanical movements. jelly-fish aren't.

But speaking of cars having minds of their own, artificial intelligence is still being researched, so you never know, cars may one day have "minds of their own."

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Jellyfish: God's discarded trash

You're comparing apples to oranges, my friend. Cars are man-made instruments that rely on mechanical parts and chemical reactions to aid in the mechanical movements. jelly-fish aren't.

But speaking of cars having minds of their own, artificial intelligence is still being researched, so you never know, cars may one day have "minds of their own."

SUVs* = man made
Jellyfish = God made

Since man is made in God's image there is not much of a difference between Hummers and Jellyfish. END OF DISCUSSION.


* REAL Americans' don't drive cars.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Jellyfish: God's discarded trash

You're comparing apples to oranges, my friend. Cars are man-made instruments that rely on mechanical parts and chemical reactions to aid in the mechanical movements. jelly-fish aren't.

But speaking of cars having minds of their own, artificial intelligence is still being researched, so you never know, cars may one day have "minds of their own."

I suppose you, too, think we should trust you over the Bible.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Jellyfish: God's discarded trash

But jellyfish move, there is chemical reactions and electronic impluses, they have slight consciousness.

Never seen a sensitive plant? Sunflowers move through the day as well, are they sentient? What about creeping phlox?

Just because turtles cannot tell the difference does not mean that they are 'trash'. Plastic bags look extremely similar to jellyfish, it is a mistake by us humans.

If you can't tell the difference between a plastic bag and a jelly fish should you really be on the internet?

You could make a cake that looks delicious but it could be filled with blood.

What kind of sicko would do that? You're a hell bound emo, aren't you.

You're comparing apples to oranges, my friend. Cars are man-made instruments that rely on mechanical parts and chemical reactions to aid in the mechanical movements. jelly-fish aren't.

But speaking of cars having minds of their own, artificial intelligence is still being researched, so you never know, cars may one day have "minds of their own."

You're the one that set the bar at electrical impulses, chemical reactions and movement. Don't get mad at the Pastor because he points out the folly of your "logic".