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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #1

    New Godmocking Movie Says Earth is 35,000 Years Old!

    The French are at it again.

    THIS new movie shows paintings of animals in some moldy old cave in godless France that are supposedly 35,000 years old. Now I ask you; How could the paintings be 35,000 years old when the earth is only 6,000 years old? How!??





    Here is the Truth(c).

    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
  • FalseScience
    Unsaved trash, godmocking fool
    • May 2011
    • 58

    #2
    Re: New Godmocking Movie Says Earth is 35,000 Years Old!

    The Earth is not 6,000 years old, get that trough your thick skull.
    Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
    abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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    • Jack O'fagan
      With faith as immovable as the Earth
      True Christian™
      • Feb 2011
      • 4836

      #3
      Re: New Godmocking Movie Says Earth is 35,000 Years Old!

      Originally posted by TrueScience View Post
      The Earth is not 6,000 years old, get that trough your thick skull.
      No really, I know it sounds unbelievably but it is that old. We can tell be the geneology of Jesus. 6000 years, wow that's a long time.

      YiC

      Jack
      Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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      I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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      • FalseScience
        Unsaved trash, godmocking fool
        • May 2011
        • 58

        #4
        Re: New Godmocking Movie Says Earth is 35,000 Years Old!

        Why exactly did I receive an infraction? Confused panda is confused...
        Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
        abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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        • John Creeser
          Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
           
          • Aug 2009
          • 7248

          #5
          Re: New Godmocking Movie Says Earth is 35,000 Years Old!

          Originally posted by TrueScience View Post
          Why exactly did I receive an infraction? Confused panda is confused...
          Because you were being rude AND lying. Have you not not watched the video Pastor Ezekiel posted that proves without a shadow of a doubt the earth is only 6000 years old? Or are you too lazy to actually "watch"?
          -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
          -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

          -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
          -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
          -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
          -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
          -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

          STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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          • Jack O'fagan
            With faith as immovable as the Earth
            True Christian™
            • Feb 2011
            • 4836

            #6
            Re: New Godmocking Movie Says Earth is 35,000 Years Old!

            A fantastic video that will have atheists quaking in there boots! The oldest tree in the world is 4,300 years old. No tress have been found older. Why? Because that is when the Great Flood happened!

            Ha. Take that you God mocking atheists!

            YiC

            Jack
            Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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            I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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            • TheDevilWorshippingScotsman
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Jun 2011
              • 39

              #7
              Re: New Godmocking Movie Says Earth is 35,000 Years Old!

              Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
              A fantastic video that will have atheists quaking in there boots! The oldest tree in the world is 4,300 years old. No tress have been found older. Why? Because that is when the Great Flood happened!

              Ha. Take that you God mocking atheists!

              YiC

              Jack
              Or maybe the other trees' cells didn't recieve enough energy to elongate any further as well as photosynthesize resulting in a lack of energy needed to sustain life. My point? The oldest tree in the world is 4'300 years old because the others died of old age and degraded, becoming soil and assisting the growth of more trees. And that would be the entirety of my point were I an aetheist who would take his beliefs, or lack of for that matter, to a level as extreme as you.
              I, along with many other people, would gladly accept the existence of God if we felt that the facts we had been provided with held as much solidity as what modern day science does, I don't understand why you can't just say something along the lines that God created this system of logic (evolution) in an illogical (by a non-believer's standards) way (like using his Divine Power). It would be much more acceptable and believable, and until what I have seen becomes a more solid statement that one can believe without having to worship a possibly (again by a non-believer's standards) non-existent deity.
              You should consider this next time you try to persuade a non-believer to follow in your path (which you call True Christianity).

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              • John Creeser
                Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
                 
                • Aug 2009
                • 7248

                #8
                Re: New Godmocking Movie Says Earth is 35,000 Years Old!

                Originally posted by TheWorshippingEagle View Post
                Or maybe the other trees' cells didn't recieve enough energy to elongate any further as well as photosynthesize resulting in a lack of energy needed to sustain life. My point? The oldest tree in the world is 4'300 years old because the others died of old age and degraded, becoming soil and assisting the growth of more trees.
                And you have the relevant scripture to back this up?

                I, along with many other people, would gladly accept the existence of God if we felt that the facts we had been provided with held as much solidity as what modern blah blah blah
                Here are your facts friend:

                2nd Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

                2 Peter 1:21 For the prophecy came not in old time by the will of man: but holy men of God spake as they were moved by the Holy Ghost.

                Habakkuk 2:2 And the LORD answered me, and said, Write the vision, and make it plain upon tables, that he may run that readeth it.

                Jeremiah 36:2
                Take thee a roll of a book, and write therein all the words that I have spoken unto thee against Israel, and against Judah, and against all the nations, from the day I spake unto thee, from the days of Josiah, even unto this day.

                John 5:39 Search the scriptures; for in them ye think ye have eternal life: and they are they which testify of me.

                You should consider this next time you try to persuade a non-believer to follow in your path (which you call True Christianity).
                We are tasked by God to spread His word:

                Mark 16:15
                And he said unto them, Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel to every creature.

                Romans 10:14 How then shall they call on him in whom they have not believed? and how shall they believe in him of whom they have not heard? and how shall they hear without a preacher?

                Matthew 28:19 Go ye therefore, and teach all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost:

                1st Peter 2:13
                Submit yourselves to every ordinance of man for the Lord's sake: whether it be to the king, as supreme;
                1st Peter 2:14 Or unto governors, as unto them that are sent by him for the punishment of evildoers, and for the praise of them that do well.

                Acts 5:29
                Then Peter and the other apostles answered and said, We ought to obey God rather than men.
                -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
                -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

                -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
                -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
                -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
                -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
                -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

                STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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                • TheDevilWorshippingScotsman
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Jun 2011
                  • 39

                  #9
                  Re: New Godmocking Movie Says Earth is 35,000 Years Old!

                  Originally posted by John Creeser View Post
                  And you have the relevant scripture to back this up?

                  We are tasked by God to spread His word:
                  Your 'chemist' friend in the video used more solid evidence. What makes you think that convincing someone to believe in something by using that something as evidence for it's own authenticity is a good way to go about things? Text is but text. Words are but words. All that is convincing is something that cannot be accepted but is true anyway. Evidence for the divinity of Jesus would be the Turin Shroud: If you're unfamilar with it then (last time I checked) after extensive scientific research on the shroud they concluded it was caused by some form of extremely powerful radiation that lasted less than a second. Something that couldn't be achieved by the any means back when the shroud was first discovered. Find me something solid like this that science can back up as a divine item and I will whole heartedly believe in your God.

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                  • Capt. Aaron Portway
                    One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                    Salvation from Above
                    God's Favorite Pilot™
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2008
                    • 6309

                    #10
                    Re: New Godmocking Movie Says Earth is 35,000 Years Old!

                    Originally posted by TheWorshippingEagle View Post
                    Blah blah blah, blah blah, blah blah blah blah. My point? The oldest tree in the world is 4'300 years old because the others died of old age and degraded, becoming soil and assisting the growth of more trees. Blah blah blah, blah blah, blah blah blah blah.
                    So trees are cannibals now? You atheists are stupid AND loony-tunes!
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                    • Didymus Much
                      Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 14079

                      #11
                      Re: New Godmocking Movie Says Earth is 35,000 Years Old!

                      Originally posted by TrueScience View Post
                      Why exactly did I receive an infraction? Confused panda is confused...
                      And you're a furry, too?

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                      • TheDevilWorshippingScotsman
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Jun 2011
                        • 39

                        #12
                        Re: New Godmocking Movie Says Earth is 35,000 Years Old!

                        Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
                        So trees are cannibals now? You atheists are stupid AND loony-tunes!
                        yeah, about your point... trees don't eat soil...
                        and I'm not an atheist, entirely, I'm simply yet to decide whether or not I want to become like the people on this forum, unfortunately, racism, insults, unintelligent trolling and a lack of understanding are all unappealing, you should look up to New Creation who is able to see what point one is making and counteract or enforce it appropriately.

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                        • Jack O'fagan
                          With faith as immovable as the Earth
                          True Christian™
                          • Feb 2011
                          • 4836

                          #13
                          Re: New Godmocking Movie Says Earth is 35,000 Years Old!

                          Originally posted by TheWorshippingEagle View Post
                          Your 'chemist' friend in the video used more solid evidence. What makes you think that convincing someone to believe in something by using that something as evidence for it's own authenticity is a good way to go about things? Text is but text. Words are but words. All that is convincing is something that cannot be accepted but is true anyway. Evidence for the divinity of Jesus would be the Turin Shroud: If you're unfamilar with it then (last time I checked) after extensive scientific research on the shroud they concluded it was caused by some form of extremely powerful radiation that lasted less than a second. Something that couldn't be achieved by the any means back when the shroud was first discovered. Find me something solid like this that science can back up as a divine item and I will whole heartedly believe in your God.
                          OK, if you want evidence that is not scripture I will ask you this. You are a conscious living being. In the secular world view you are just a pile of atoms. You have a part of you that controls you and you are wired up to transport electrical impulses. This is pretty much the same description as the computer that you are sat in front of now. However your computer does not know it is a computer. You know you are you. Where did consciousness come from? The magic, wonderful something that makes you so different from your computer. Why do you feel love, hate, jealousy? Why doesn't the computer?

                          We know the answer. It is because we are all made in the image of God. What is your answer?

                          YiC

                          Jack
                          Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                          I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                          • John Creeser
                            Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
                             
                            • Aug 2009
                            • 7248

                            #14
                            Re: New Godmocking Movie Says Earth is 35,000 Years Old!

                            Originally posted by TheWorshippingEagle View Post
                            Text is but text. Words are but words. All that is convincing is something that cannot be accepted but is true anyway.
                            We're not talking about you sexting with your gay boyfriend. WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE LITERAL WORD OF GOD!!! I've given you the Biblical facts and you STILL doubt. Unbelievable.

                            Find me something solid like this that science can back up as a divine item and I will whole heartedly believe in your God.
                            Look, I've seen you all around this forum questioning this, questioning that, insulting good Christian forum members. Is there any other reason you are here besides trying to troll us. Face it, you're an atheist and no amount of scripture is going to change your mind. So sad, have fun in hell.
                            -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
                            -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

                            -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
                            -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
                            -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
                            -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
                            -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

                            STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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                            • Pastor Billy-Reuben
                              Senior Pastor
                              VP of Evangelical Outreach
                              On FIRE for Jesus
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 5812

                              #15
                              Re: New Godmocking Movie Says Earth is 35,000 Years Old!

                              Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
                              So trees are cannibals now? You atheists are stupid AND loony-tunes!
                              It sounds crazy, but that's what they really believe!

                              I'M HUNGRY NEED TO EAT TREES!
                              \

                              This is a typical tree to an evolutionist.


                              Pastor Billy-Reuben
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