[Pastaguy]

Re: Oil, disproving evilution!

Son, Landover Baptist Church warps nothing. We start with the Holy Bible and we end with the Holy Bible! If you were to actually read it, you'd understand!

I have...

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Oil, disproving evilution!

Isn't this whole thing meant to be against evolution? Yet you warp the Church's beliefs to fit in with society as it changes. So you believe in evolution yet are against evolution? Interesting.

Son, Landover Baptist Church warps nothing. We start with the Holy Bible and we end with the Holy Bible! If you were to actually read it, you'd understand!

[Didymus Much]

Re: Oil, disproving evilution!

This is just too ignorant to give a full explanation to.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poisoning_the_well

Yeah, it's a fallacy. All you've managed to do is to show that you have no counter.

[Pastaguy]

Re: Oil, disproving evilution!

Yea, a common ancestor who was a monkey.

This is just too ignorant to give a full explanation to.

[Pastaguy]

Re: Oil, disproving evilution!

Isn't this whole thing meant to be against evolution? Yet you warp the Church's beliefs to fit in with society as it changes. So you believe in evolution yet are against evolution? Interesting.

[Nobar King]

Re: Oil, disproving evilution!

People DID NOT evolve from monkeys. Again it's a common ancestor.

Yea, a common ancestor who was a monkey.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Oil, disproving evilution!

So that would mean you believe in evolution if you think that is "God's awesome mercy".

"Evolution" in the way you're using it, doesn't exist. Microevolution, the kind that explains different dog breeds, or a lizard adapting to a new climate, is a merciful adaption applied by the LORD. Now, if those lizards evolved into ducks, I'd be impressed.

[Pastaguy]

Re: Oil, disproving evilution!

We believe in microevolution over the past 6-10k years. We just don't believe that people came from monkeys.

I will say this again. People DID NOT evolve from monkeys. No real scientist says this. Again it's a common ancestor.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Oil, disproving evilution!

We believe in microevolution over the past 6-10k years. We just don't believe that people came from monkeys.

[Pastaguy]

Re: Oil, disproving evilution!

Friend, all this proves is God's awesome mercy!

So that would mean you believe in evolution if you think that is "God's awesome mercy".

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Oil, disproving evilution!

As I said, scientists put lizards on an uninhabited island. Years later they find the lizards though now evolved better suited to their environment with better jaw structure and digestive systems.

Friend, all this proves is God's awesome mercy!

[Pastaguy]

Re: Oil, disproving evilution!

Ahem.

No, not even in secular science is theory taken as something that has repeatedly proven to be true. If it had been proven true it would be a fact. Not theory.

Are you a victim of public school or did you just sleep during the classes?

I hope you feel the same about the theory of gravity.

[RDawkins55]

Re: Oil, disproving evilution!

Read some of Richard Dawkins books. I suggest his most recent, also, evolution can be proven and has been proven through a test. I said earlier to search the Iron Cay Lizards. As I said, scientists put lizards on an uninhabited island. Years later they find the lizards though now evolved better suited to their environment with better jaw structure and digestive systems.

[MagicCarp]

Re: Oil, disproving evilution!

Huh Pastor we meet again
First: "Godmocking Monkey-Worshiper"? I don't know why you guys think making comments like this is offensive, it's like the "fag loving" thing. As an atheist "Godmocking" is surly going to be reasonable assumption, and monkey lover? well in the absence of a deity in my reality, I do think People are amazing, and in this world on nonsense and chaos, humans have brought, redemption, organisation, morality and significance etc, to life on Earth, and out of 7 billion humans, it's only the extreme minority that ruin it, with crime, and inhumane acts. And as humans are bi-pedal apes, of the genus homo-sapian, with a ll that said i could definitely be considered a monkey worshipper.
So yet another true statement



Worshipping satan is ridiculous for me as an atheist



Nothing wrong with sodomy, and we use pound sterling over here not dollars



Well I haven't proved you right, that was a sort of "stab in the dark" statement wasn't it? And I'm glad that you'll find salvation in my real persecution
What else do want me say?
If you ask me a genuine non-bigoted question using intelligence then you have a chance of making me look silly, but if you keep throwing out bigoted nonsense then you won't
Thanks again Pastor

Dude, You have something in common with us (pasta,Dawkins and I )
We're both atheist and British!!!

Lucy fur bless ya XD

[Pastaguy]

Re: Oil, disproving evilution!

Dear Godmocking Monkey-Worshiper;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and sodomizing anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.



Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

Just back from chatting with Lucy Fur, who I don't believe in.
As anyone with an iq above 70 will tell you, humans DID NOT evolve from monkeys. No real scientist ever said that we evolve from monkeys. Maybe someone told you this and you believed this, but we DID NOT. We share a common ancestor, but we did not evolve from them. That is why I hate it when some uneducated people say "If we evolved from monkeys then why aren't the monkeys turning into people?".