[Dan U. Holier]

Re: Oil, disproving evilution!

And you aren't even reading me, and are indeed, as demonstrated on your last post, on "cover my ears and scream BURN HIM!" mode.

Why should Pastor Ezekiel read your prattle? True Christians™ disregard non-scriptural, Godless views by default.

If you want to believe God "gave" us wood, then so be it! I have all the same basis to believe a Flying Spaghetti Monster did...

Senor Don Quixote, NO, you don’t have the same basis to believe in a “Flying Spaghetti Monster” - since it was NOT MENTIONED IN THE HOLY BIBLE.



(above: a young Pastafarian cultist on his way to a worship service. Ridiculous!)

Why wouldn’t you rather stop fighting against windmills and accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior?

YiC

Dan

[drTarzan]

Re: Oil, disproving evilution!

You are badly misreading me, and even worse, God.
Praise Jesus!

And you aren't even reading me, and are indeed, as demonstrated on your last post, on "cover my ears and scream BURN HIM!" mode.

[drTarzan]

Re: Oil, disproving evilution!

You are badly misreading me, and even worse, God. You are the one who should be afraid, maggot. You are condemning yourself to an eternity in hell!

Let me explain to you how being unsaved trash works when you die.

You're dead. Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.
Contact our team of joo accountants at once to set up a Salvation™ guaranteeing tithing schedule.
Surrender you soul to Jesus and
JOIN US.
Praise Jesus!

I don't know if I posted it on this thread but I don't fear you "eternal dammnation". If God can't punish me while I'm alive, what makes me think he will when I'm dead? Also, summer here has been not so hot. Maybe the speed my soul has taken is enough to lower the temperature?

Also, I take it you've lived the condemnation, you seem to know it by heart.

Also, it's Satan's, with an apostrophe

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Oil, disproving evilution!

Wow! You really are afraid! Did you even read my post, or have you already gone into "i'll cover my head and scream BURN HIM!" mode?

You are badly misreading me, and even worse, God. You are the one who should be afraid, maggot. You are condemning yourself to an eternity in hell!

Let me explain to you how being unsaved trash works when you die.

You're dead. Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.
Contact our team of joo accountants at once to set up a Salvation™ guaranteeing tithing schedule.
Surrender you soul to Jesus and
JOIN US.
Praise Jesus!

[drTarzan]

Re: Oil, disproving evilution!

Enjoy hell, sinner!

Wow! You really are afraid! Did you even read my post, or have you already gone into "i'll cover my head and scream BURN HIM!" mode?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Oil, disproving evilution!

I said theories, not what is written on the Bible. You can't prove anything on the Bible, just as you cannot prove that anything on the Bible is wrong, because believing in any God is a matter of faith, not science. I know your "Well, God said it, then it's true, period!" argument. Well, that doesn't work.

Tell me what should I prove scientifically, I'll spend my time doing the maths/physics, dumbing it down (Not trying to sound disrespectful, but 2nd year physics have very, very technical words and methods that I have to simplify) and writing a short answer. Even then, I wouldn't be surprised that you say that my method is "satanic". If that comes up, i'll be sure to quote a few posts from your own Brothers that USE the same science I do, and even one that had a low orbit flight paid for and has taken first hand pictures of a spherical earth.

Enjoy hell, sinner!

Matthew 12:31-32
Wherefore I say unto you, All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven unto men: but the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men. And whosoever speaketh a word against the Son of man, it shall be forgiven him: but whosoever speaketh against the Holy Ghost, it shall not be forgiven him, neither in this world, neither in the world to come.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Oil, disproving evilution!

Yeah, and I also get that when I read R.R. Martin's Song of Fire and Ice, prey by Michael Crichton, any of Magic the Gathering's story books, and The Neverending Story by Michael Ende. Your point?

You've blasphemed the Holy Ghost! That means you can never be forgiven! We may as well ban you now, because you can never be saved! Enjoy Hell, loser!
Luke 12:10

King James Version (KJV)


10And whosoever shall speak a word against the Son of man, it shall be forgiven him: but unto him that blasphemeth against the Holy Ghost it shall not be forgiven.

[drTarzan]

Re: Oil, disproving evilution!

Sure, go ahead. Try to debunk word of God, the bible.

I said theories, not what is written on the Bible. You can't prove anything on the Bible, just as you cannot prove that anything on the Bible is wrong, because believing in any God is a matter of faith, not science. I know your "Well, God said it, then it's true, period!" argument. Well, that doesn't work.

Tell me what should I prove scientifically, I'll spend my time doing the maths/physics, dumbing it down (Not trying to sound disrespectful, but 2nd year physics have very, very technical words and methods that I have to simplify) and writing a short answer. Even then, I wouldn't be surprised that you say that my method is "satanic". If that comes up, i'll be sure to quote a few posts from your own Brothers that USE the same science I do, and even one that had a low orbit flight paid for and has taken first hand pictures of a spherical earth.

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: Oil, disproving evilution!

1st year student can debunk them.

Sure, go ahead. Try to debunk word of God, the bible.

[drTarzan]

Re: Oil, disproving evilution!

Why are you here? Did satan send you to persecute us?

Sorry, I've never spoken with "Satan". You guys are all over our physics blog, we spend our time having fun about how your "scientific" theories are so physically wrong that a 1st year student can debunk them.

I also have firsthand evidence of the Holy Ghost that you can never refute. Every time I read the KJV Bible I get goosebumps all over and an overwhelming sense of personal justification, like my existence has the blessing of some ultimate authority. Refute that, atheist!

Yeah, and I also get that when I read R.R. Martin's Song of Fire and Ice, prey by Michael Crichton, any of Magic the Gathering's story books, and The Neverending Story by Michael Ende. Your point?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Oil, disproving evilution!

So, let me get this straight: Every reasoning I make is absolute bogus, since faith requieres no reason. But, you can make posts demonstrating mathematically that the sun is 500 miles over the earth? I do not fear eternal punishment, so you can stop throwing that one at me.

I also have firsthand evidence of the Holy Ghost that you can never refute. Every time I read the KJV Bible I get goosebumps all over and an overwhelming sense of personal justification, like my existence has the blessing of some ultimate authority. Refute that, atheist!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Oil, disproving evilution!

I do not fear eternal punishment, so you can stop throwing that one at me.

Then you are a fool.

Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

Why are you here? Did satan send you to persecute us?

[drTarzan]

Re: Oil, disproving evilution!

So, let me get this straight: Every reasoning I make is absolute bogus, since faith requieres no reason. But, you can make posts demonstrating mathematically that the sun is 500 miles over the earth? I do not fear eternal punishment, so you can stop throwing that one at me.

[drTarzan]

Re: Oil, disproving evilution!

Sorry, I didn't know you guys use to intruduce yourselves around here.
I'm Stanley Duarte, a 2nd year Physics graduate student in the Autonomous University of Barcelona. Apatheist, just looking for some fun debating about this kind of stuff. Have to give it to you, you are really giving me a hard time debunking why the sun can't be 500 miles away, but that may be just another reason why I flunked thermodinamics I. Well, I guess i'll study enough to be able to debunk that one, and others. Hell, even one of your own went on a low orbit flight and brought back pictures about the earth's spherical nature and you almost cut him in half. ( http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=62030 )

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Oil, disproving evilution!

I never said it supported evolution, and if I did, please quote that part verbatim. The only part where I say evolution on the second point, I'm referring to how they've studied their population growth over a few weeks. The only point I wanted to make was that a random event like this can have consequences down the line, consequences that aren't necessarily caused directly by God. (In this case, the consequences being a severe decrease in several populations over the affected area for a given length of time). And please, stop giving me infraction, I'm not saying God doesn't exist or anything, reporting me unto oblivion is, besides cowardly, only showing that you can't rebate my arguments.

Your logic and reason are irrelevant.

The Bible doesn't present a case, or an argument. It just makes bald assertions about the historicity of miraculous and otherwise extraordinary events. It is to be believed on faith, on pain of eternal punishment, not due to reasons or facts. So everything you are saying is irrelevant. If you can't follow this then you are too stupid for Salvation(tm).