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  • Levi Jones
    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
     
    • Jul 2009
    • 13930
    #196
    Re: Oil, disproving evilution!

    We believe in microevolution over the past 6-10k years. We just don't believe that people came from monkeys.
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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      • Pastaguy
        Unsaved Trash, degenerate godmocker
        • Apr 2013
        • 44
        #197
        Re: Oil, disproving evilution!

        Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
        We believe in microevolution over the past 6-10k years. We just don't believe that people came from monkeys.
        I will say this again. People DID NOT evolve from monkeys. No real scientist says this. Again it's a common ancestor.
        Numbers 23:22 God brought them out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn.

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          • Mary Etheldreda
            Gushing for Jesus
             
            • Sep 2011
            • 23775
            #198
            Re: Oil, disproving evilution!

            Originally posted by Pastaguy View Post
            So that would mean you believe in evolution if you think that is "God's awesome mercy".
            "Evolution" in the way you're using it, doesn't exist. Microevolution, the kind that explains different dog breeds, or a lizard adapting to a new climate, is a merciful adaption applied by the LORD. Now, if those lizards evolved into ducks, I'd be impressed.

            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              • Nobar King
                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                Christ's Guardian
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2007
                • 23748
                #199
                Re: Oil, disproving evilution!

                Originally posted by Pastaguy View Post
                People DID NOT evolve from monkeys. Again it's a common ancestor.
                Yea, a common ancestor who was a monkey.
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                  • Pastaguy
                    Unsaved Trash, degenerate godmocker
                    • Apr 2013
                    • 44
                    #200
                    Re: Oil, disproving evilution!

                    Isn't this whole thing meant to be against evolution? Yet you warp the Church's beliefs to fit in with society as it changes. So you believe in evolution yet are against evolution? Interesting.
                    Numbers 23:22 God brought them out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn.

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                      • Pastaguy
                        Unsaved Trash, degenerate godmocker
                        • Apr 2013
                        • 44
                        #201
                        Re: Oil, disproving evilution!

                        Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                        Yea, a common ancestor who was a monkey.
                        This is just too ignorant to give a full explanation to.
                        Numbers 23:22 God brought them out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn.

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                          • Didymus Much
                            Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 14079
                            #202
                            Re: Oil, disproving evilution!

                            Originally posted by Pastaguy View Post
                            This is just too ignorant to give a full explanation to.
                            Poisoning the well - Wikipedia
                            http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poisoning_the_well


                            Yeah, it's a fallacy. All you've managed to do is to show that you have no counter.

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                              • Mary Etheldreda
                                Gushing for Jesus
                                 
                                • Sep 2011
                                • 23775
                                #203
                                Re: Oil, disproving evilution!

                                Originally posted by Pastaguy View Post
                                Isn't this whole thing meant to be against evolution? Yet you warp the Church's beliefs to fit in with society as it changes. So you believe in evolution yet are against evolution? Interesting.
                                Son, Landover Baptist Church warps nothing. We start with the Holy Bible and we end with the Holy Bible! If you were to actually read it, you'd understand!
                                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                                  • Pastaguy
                                    Unsaved Trash, degenerate godmocker
                                    • Apr 2013
                                    • 44
                                    #204
                                    Re: Oil, disproving evilution!

                                    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                                    Son, Landover Baptist Church warps nothing. We start with the Holy Bible and we end with the Holy Bible! If you were to actually read it, you'd understand!
                                    I have...
                                    Numbers 23:22 God brought them out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn.

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                                      • Zechariah Smyth
                                        Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Feb 2011
                                        • 15251
                                        #205
                                        Re: Oil, disproving evilution!

                                        Originally posted by Pastaguy View Post
                                        I have...
                                        No you haven't.

                                        Oh, you've read bits and pieces, and you've Googled your fair share of verses in order to make various Jesus-hating points, but you've never read it cover-to-cover; that's obvious.

                                        YiC,

                                        Zech
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                                          • RDawkins55
                                            Unsaved trash
                                            • Apr 2013
                                            • 37
                                            #206
                                            Re: Oil, disproving evilution!

                                            You say god is merciful by giving lizards new digestive systems. They don't even believe in him.

                                            Yet when there are starving, Christian African children. He chooses to let them die. Very merciful indeed.

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                                              • MagicCarp
                                                Unsaved Trash, Rabid godmocker
                                                • Apr 2013
                                                • 31
                                                #207
                                                Re: Oil, disproving evilution!

                                                Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                                                No you haven't.

                                                Oh, you've read bits and pieces, and you've Googled your fair share of verses in order to make various Jesus-hating points, but you've never read it cover-to-cover; that's obvious.

                                                YiC,

                                                Zech
                                                Shut the fuck up you excuses for humans, we know what the bible says... We know the facts and the stupid.. My friend here is right, you are to blend in with 'normal, more smarter' community : L
                                                Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                                                abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                                                  • Pastaguy
                                                    Unsaved Trash, degenerate godmocker
                                                    • Apr 2013
                                                    • 44
                                                    #208
                                                    Re: Oil, disproving evilution!

                                                    I have read enough of it to know it isn't "God's word" anyway. It's also made of letters to people. So I don't think many of you have read it and fully understood. Also I'm not just googling this, I have read parts. Have fun raping and marrying the victims.
                                                    Numbers 23:22 God brought them out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn.

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                                                      • Zechariah Smyth
                                                        Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Feb 2011
                                                        • 15251
                                                        #209
                                                        Re: Oil, disproving evilution!

                                                        Originally posted by MagicCarp View Post
                                                        Shut the piffle up you excuses for humans, we know what the bible says... We know the facts and the stupid.. My friend here is right, you are to blend in with 'normal, more smarter' community : L
                                                        Actually, you DON'T know what the Bible says. It's so easy to spot people who are trying to Google their way to Salvation.



                                                        Originally posted by Pastaguy View Post
                                                        I have read enough of it to know it isn't "God's word" anyway. It's also made of letters to people. So I don't think many of you have read it and fully understood. Also I'm not just googling this, I have read parts. Have fun raping and marrying the victims.
                                                        If you haven't read ALL of it, by definition you haven't read enough of it.

                                                        YiC,

                                                        Zech
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                                                          • Pastaguy
                                                            Unsaved Trash, degenerate godmocker
                                                            • Apr 2013
                                                            • 44
                                                            #210
                                                            Re: Oil, disproving evilution!

                                                            I didn't post the full thing last time, but here is the song. Pretty accurate.

                                                            *** gay anthem deleted ***
                                                            Last edited by Zechariah Smyth; 04-17-2013, 07:21 PM. Reason: Pro-gay anthem deleted.
                                                            Numbers 23:22 God brought them out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn.

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