[Alphonse Alban]

Re: Oil, disproving evilution!

1st year student can debunk them.

Sure, go ahead. Try to debunk word of God, the bible.

[drTarzan]

Re: Oil, disproving evilution!

Sure, go ahead. Try to debunk word of God, the bible.

I said theories, not what is written on the Bible. You can't prove anything on the Bible, just as you cannot prove that anything on the Bible is wrong, because believing in any God is a matter of faith, not science. I know your "Well, God said it, then it's true, period!" argument. Well, that doesn't work.

Tell me what should I prove scientifically, I'll spend my time doing the maths/physics, dumbing it down (Not trying to sound disrespectful, but 2nd year physics have very, very technical words and methods that I have to simplify) and writing a short answer. Even then, I wouldn't be surprised that you say that my method is "satanic". If that comes up, i'll be sure to quote a few posts from your own Brothers that USE the same science I do, and even one that had a low orbit flight paid for and has taken first hand pictures of a spherical earth.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Oil, disproving evilution!

Yeah, and I also get that when I read R.R. Martin's Song of Fire and Ice, prey by Michael Crichton, any of Magic the Gathering's story books, and The Neverending Story by Michael Ende. Your point?

You've blasphemed the Holy Ghost! That means you can never be forgiven! We may as well ban you now, because you can never be saved! Enjoy Hell, loser!
Luke 12:10

King James Version (KJV)


10And whosoever shall speak a word against the Son of man, it shall be forgiven him: but unto him that blasphemeth against the Holy Ghost it shall not be forgiven.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Oil, disproving evilution!

I said theories, not what is written on the Bible. You can't prove anything on the Bible, just as you cannot prove that anything on the Bible is wrong, because believing in any God is a matter of faith, not science. I know your "Well, God said it, then it's true, period!" argument. Well, that doesn't work.

Tell me what should I prove scientifically, I'll spend my time doing the maths/physics, dumbing it down (Not trying to sound disrespectful, but 2nd year physics have very, very technical words and methods that I have to simplify) and writing a short answer. Even then, I wouldn't be surprised that you say that my method is "satanic". If that comes up, i'll be sure to quote a few posts from your own Brothers that USE the same science I do, and even one that had a low orbit flight paid for and has taken first hand pictures of a spherical earth.

Enjoy hell, sinner!

Matthew 12:31-32
Wherefore I say unto you, All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven unto men: but the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men. And whosoever speaketh a word against the Son of man, it shall be forgiven him: but whosoever speaketh against the Holy Ghost, it shall not be forgiven him, neither in this world, neither in the world to come.

[drTarzan]

Re: Oil, disproving evilution!

Enjoy hell, sinner!

Wow! You really are afraid! Did you even read my post, or have you already gone into "i'll cover my head and scream BURN HIM!" mode?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Oil, disproving evilution!

Wow! You really are afraid! Did you even read my post, or have you already gone into "i'll cover my head and scream BURN HIM!" mode?

You are badly misreading me, and even worse, God. You are the one who should be afraid, maggot. You are condemning yourself to an eternity in hell!

Let me explain to you how being unsaved trash works when you die.

You're dead. Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.
Contact our team of joo accountants at once to set up a Salvation™ guaranteeing tithing schedule.
Surrender you soul to Jesus and
JOIN US.
Praise Jesus!

[drTarzan]

Re: Oil, disproving evilution!

You are badly misreading me, and even worse, God. You are the one who should be afraid, maggot. You are condemning yourself to an eternity in hell!

Let me explain to you how being unsaved trash works when you die.

You're dead. Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.
Contact our team of joo accountants at once to set up a Salvation™ guaranteeing tithing schedule.
Surrender you soul to Jesus and
JOIN US.
Praise Jesus!

I don't know if I posted it on this thread but I don't fear you "eternal dammnation". If God can't punish me while I'm alive, what makes me think he will when I'm dead? Also, summer here has been not so hot. Maybe the speed my soul has taken is enough to lower the temperature?

Also, I take it you've lived the condemnation, you seem to know it by heart.

Also, it's Satan's, with an apostrophe

[drTarzan]

Re: Oil, disproving evilution!

You are badly misreading me, and even worse, God.
Praise Jesus!

And you aren't even reading me, and are indeed, as demonstrated on your last post, on "cover my ears and scream BURN HIM!" mode.

[Dan U. Holier]

Re: Oil, disproving evilution!

And you aren't even reading me, and are indeed, as demonstrated on your last post, on "cover my ears and scream BURN HIM!" mode.

Why should Pastor Ezekiel read your prattle? True Christians™ disregard non-scriptural, Godless views by default.

If you want to believe God "gave" us wood, then so be it! I have all the same basis to believe a Flying Spaghetti Monster did...

Senor Don Quixote, NO, you don’t have the same basis to believe in a “Flying Spaghetti Monster” - since it was NOT MENTIONED IN THE HOLY BIBLE.



(above: a young Pastafarian cultist on his way to a worship service. Ridiculous!)

Why wouldn’t you rather stop fighting against windmills and accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior?

YiC

Dan

[drTarzan]

Re: Oil, disproving evilution!

Why should Pastor Ezekiel read your prattle? True Christians™ disregard non-scriptural, Godless views by default.

Why would I read his prattle? True sane people disregard insane, delusional people's views by default

Senor Don Quixote, NO, you don’t have the same basis to believe in a “Flying Spaghetti Monster” - since it was NOT MENTIONED IN THE HOLY BIBLE.

But it does say so in the holy pasta book

Why wouldn’t you rather stop fighting against windmills and accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior?

YiC

Dan

Don quixote? I didn't even like that book to begin with. And I see no windmills.

[Dan U. Holier]

Re: Oil, disproving evilution!

...True sane people disregard insane, delusional people's views by default...

Exactly!

Don quixote? I didn't even like that book to begin with. And I see no windmills.

But of course you don’t see windmills, but ferocious giants; that’s the point of delusions.

YiC

Dan

[drTarzan]

Re: Oil, disproving evilution!

Exactly!


But of course you don’t see windmills, but ferocious giants; that’s the point of delusions.

YiC

Dan

Excuse me, but I don't see either. I'm standing in front of my laptop, cofee in hand. You sure I'm the delusional one?

[Dan U. Holier]

Re: Oil, disproving evilution!

Excuse me, but I don't see either. I'm standing in front of my laptop, cofee in hand. You sure I'm the delusional one?

Yes. What if “ferocious giants” were not meant literally?

“Things are often different than they appear to be” (P.E.)

Contemplate this thought; I’ll pray that God shall grant you wisdom to realize what the Truth is.

I rest my case

Dan

[Dan U. Holier]

Re: Oil, disproving evilution!

But it does say so in the holy pasta book .

BTW, my ex-wife once bought a pasta book and I took a look inside; there were many Godless things, like “fettuccine” and “tortellini” (yuck!); still no monsters.

YiC

Dan

[drTarzan]

Re: Oil, disproving evilution!

BTW, my ex-wife once bought a pasta book and I took a look inside; there were many Godless things, like “fettuccine” and “tortellini” (yuck!); still no monsters.

YiC

Dan

Was it the holy pasta book? The FPM's bible? NO! And fetuccinI (I, not E) and torellini are absolutely healthy, delicious dishes! I like my tortellini in a cheese only sauce, with meat inside of them. Yummy!

RAMÉN!