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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: Oil, disproving evilution!

    Originally posted by diablo666 View Post
    I am gay.
    Another reason that you make Jesus sick.

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  • Alphonse Alban
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    Originally posted by diablo666 View Post
    I am gay.
    Coming out is first step in becoming an ex-gay, but I fail to see what you try to gain by trying to change what I have said in my post. You know, people can just click the link and see that I actually said this.

    Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
    Correct.

    Genesis 1:21 And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
    No harm done still, as both are 100% correct. I love Jesus and God created everything.

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  • diablo666
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    Re: Oil, disproving evilution!

    Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
    I love Jesus!
    I am gay.
    Last edited by Billy Bob Jenkins; 12-02-2011, 01:53 PM. Reason: spelling error

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  • Dan U. Holier
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    Re: Oil, disproving evilution!

    Originally posted by drTarzan View Post
    So now pasta is unholy? What, did Satan make pasta?
    Sure: Pasta De Jamon Del Diablo

    Don’t try to outsmart me, Spaniard! I know your kind; especially latino women are in cahoots with the devil himself. We can discuss this issue here.

    In this thread we should stay on topic.

    YiC

    Dan

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  • Dan U. Holier
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    Re: Oil, disproving evilution!

    Originally posted by iamsogay View Post
    ...Also, just to ask you... how do you think fossils form? Did the devil put them there? Question yourself before you question others
    As said those fossils are actually bones of all the sinners that perished in the flood; read Genesis 8:20-22.

    The fact that even a woman can distinguish between shameless Holdmywood’s fabrications (like Jurassic Park movies) and reality tells all about Evilutionaries.

    YiC

    Dan

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  • Alphonse Alban
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    Re: Oil, disproving evilution!

    Originally posted by iamsogay View Post
    antibiotics are becoming less effective because and only because certain mutated strains of bacteria have a gene that allows them to live in an environment with the antibiotics
    You are such a fool! Have you ever thought how convenient this is for companies that makes billions of dollars of out these so called germs? I bet this is again some blind faith you have for some quack doctor who will tell you anything medical companies tells him to tell you.

    You are not fooling anyone here with your transparent lies.

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  • iamsogay
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    Re: Oil, disproving evilution!

    Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
    Figures, some people just can't handle the truth.
    I don't think you can handle the truth... if you've ever taken a biology class just once! Even if you're a christian you will believe that evolution does in fact occur. Just study bacteria and genetics and you will know that there is surmounting evidence that evolution is occurring, even within people there is evolution. Otherwise there would be no such thing as genetic variance.

    Just so you know... antibiotics are becoming less effective because and only because certain mutated strains of bacteria have a gene that allows them to live in an environment with the antibiotics. This allows them to propagate more effectively than bacteria without the gene and then in turn through natural selection become a different species.

    Also, just to ask you... how do you think fossils form? Did the devil put them there? Question yourself before you question others

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  • drTarzan
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    Re: Oil, disproving evilution!

    Originally posted by Dan U. Holier View Post
    Hey, I know what I’m talking about; my ex-father-in-law Clemenza (R.I.P.) used to say: “Leave guns, take fettuccine”. My ex-wife was trying to convince me that pasta is a kind of holy stuff as well (no wonders, she’s catlick), but I wasn’t buying in that. No sir, I know what’s holy and what not.

    P.S.: Barilla › Ramen... so I heard
    So now pasta is unholy? What, did Satan make pasta?

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  • Dan U. Holier
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    Re: Oil, disproving evilution!

    Originally posted by drkztan View Post
    Was it the holy pasta book? The FPM's bible? NO! And fetuccinI (I, not E) and torellini are absolutely healthy, delicious dishes! I like my tortellini in a cheese only sauce, with meat inside of them. Yummy!

    RAMÉN!
    Hey, I know what I’m talking about; my ex-father-in-law Clemenza (R.I.P.) used to say: “Leave guns, take fettuccine”. My ex-wife was trying to convince me that pasta is a kind of holy stuff as well (no wonders, she’s catlick), but I wasn’t buying in that. No sir, I know what’s holy and what not.

    P.S.: Barilla › Ramen... so I heard

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  • drTarzan
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    Originally posted by Dan U. Holier View Post
    BTW, my ex-wife once bought a pasta book and I took a look inside; there were many Godless things, like “fettuccine” and “tortellini” (yuck!); still no monsters.

    YiC

    Dan
    Was it the holy pasta book? The FPM's bible? NO! And fetuccinI (I, not E) and torellini are absolutely healthy, delicious dishes! I like my tortellini in a cheese only sauce, with meat inside of them. Yummy!

    RAMÉN!

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  • Dan U. Holier
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    Originally posted by drkztan View Post
    But it does say so in the holy pasta book .
    BTW, my ex-wife once bought a pasta book and I took a look inside; there were many Godless things, like “fettuccine” and “tortellini” (yuck!); still no monsters.

    YiC

    Dan

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  • Dan U. Holier
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    Re: Oil, disproving evilution!

    Originally posted by drkztan View Post
    Excuse me, but I don't see either. I'm standing in front of my laptop, cofee in hand. You sure I'm the delusional one?
    Yes. What if “ferocious giants” were not meant literally?

    Things are often different than they appear to be” (P.E.)

    Contemplate this thought; I’ll pray that God shall grant you wisdom to realize what the Truth is.

    I rest my case

    Dan

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  • drTarzan
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    Originally posted by Dan U. Holier View Post
    Exactly!


    But of course you don’t see windmills, but ferocious giants; that’s the point of delusions.

    YiC

    Dan
    Excuse me, but I don't see either. I'm standing in front of my laptop, cofee in hand. You sure I'm the delusional one?

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  • Dan U. Holier
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    Re: Oil, disproving evilution!

    Originally posted by drkztan View Post
    ...True sane people disregard insane, delusional people's views by default...
    Exactly!

    Originally posted by drkztan View Post
    Don quixote? I didn't even like that book to begin with. And I see no windmills.
    But of course you don’t see windmills, but ferocious giants; that’s the point of delusions.

    YiC

    Dan

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  • drTarzan
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    Originally posted by Dan U. Holier View Post
    Why should Pastor Ezekiel read your prattle? True Christians disregard non-scriptural, Godless views by default.
    Why would I read his prattle? True sane people disregard insane, delusional people's views by default

    Originally posted by Dan U. Holier View Post
    Senor Don Quixote, NO, you don’t have the same basis to believe in a “Flying Spaghetti Monster” - since it was NOT MENTIONED IN THE HOLY BIBLE.


    But it does say so in the holy pasta book


    Originally posted by Dan U. Holier View Post
    Why wouldn’t you rather stop fighting against windmills and accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior?

    YiC

    Dan

    Originally posted by Dan U. Holier View Post
    Don quixote? I didn't even like that book to begin with. And I see no windmills.

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