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I don't understand how so many people can buy into the lie of dinosaurs, it's just ridiculous!

The Bible never mentions dinosaurs so they obviously weren't created by GOD.

We're supposed to believe that these "dinosaur bones" are made of rock but how could something with a skeleton made of rock actually survive? How could they be millions of years old if the Earth itself is only about 6,000 years old?

Dinosaur bones are just another one of Satan's tricks - but dinosaurs are so popular. Secular school teaches them that so many of Satan's lies are true!
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Alleged "dinosaur bones" are actually bones of all the sinners that perished in the flood. Since Noah didn't have dinosaurs on his Ark, obviously there weren’t any. Period!

The fact that even a woman can distinguish between shameless Holdmywood’s fabrications - like Jurassic Park movies – and reality tells all about Evilutionists.

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You can say that every movie of Spielberg is just an illusion.
It starts of with his alien movie and there are no aliens in the Bible. But after this movie everyone was talking about aliens. The same with his Jurassic park, dinosaurs don't even have existed before that movie. Im sure Spielberg has a lot of fun touching everything with his jewish hands and make it look real. At least his movie "Schindlers List" is about something that really happend.
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At least his movie "Schindlers List" is about something that really happend.
Heh, good one!

Anyways, back to the serious discussion on hand. Answer this secular evolutionists: If dinosaurs were around for millions and millions of years before us (and modern human beings have around for tens of thousands of years), then why were dinosaurs only discovered recently? If their bones were here this whole time, wouldn't people in the Renaissance have found them? Middle ages? Roman empire? Cave men?

It's highly convenient that right around the time that Darwin came out with his theory of evolution (and there was absolutely no evidence that any of it was true) that - poof! - hey, look, million-year old dinosaur bones everywhere!

Scientists have already been exposed for creating the Piltdown Man hoax. It will be a matter of time before the Great Dinosaur Hoax is finally accepted by the world.
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The bones they have been finding are those of the Behemoth and Leviathan.


Behold now behemoth, which I made with thee; he eateth grass as an ox.
Lo now, his strength is in his loins, and his force is in the navel of his belly.
He moveth his tail like a cedar: the sinews of his stones are wrapped together.
His bones are as strong pieces of brass; his bones are like bars of iron.
He is the chief of the ways of God: he that made him can make his sword to approach unto him.
Surely the mountains bring him forth food, where all the beasts of the field play.
He lieth under the shady trees, in the covert of the reed, and fens.
The shady trees cover him with their shadow; the willows of the brook compass him about.
Behold, he drinketh up a river, and hasteth not: he trusteth that he can draw up Jordan into his mouth.
He taketh it with his eyes: his nose pierceth through snares.
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I think these "dinosaur" bones are just behemoths that perished in the Great Flood. There were no ancient dinosaurs, the notion of that is preposterous. Any gigantic lizard-type creature were created by God at the same time He created all other life on earth, as it clearly says in the passage!
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Dear Daisy Mae,
You are too funny. Obviously you can't be serious. First, does the Bible mention all animals that walk the earth today? Clearly it does not yet they exist so your logic is impaired when you suggest that because dinosaurs are not mentioned in the Bible they never existed. Please look up the definition of logic; I'm sure you don't know what it is. Secondly, the dinosaur bones were not made of rock when they lived; they fossilized over time. Please look up the definition of fossilized. Thirdly, how do you know the earth is only 6,000 years old? Please explain your logic.
I hope God will help you to be a more learned person in the future before you speak (or type).
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Maybe if you read a little more Bible and a little less Balzac you might be a better person.

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I used a smiley face. Had to look up Balzac.
Do you go to Mexico for that?
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I used a smiley face. Had to look up Balzac.
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Do you know the word "messicant" is not in Webster's unabridged dictionary?
Friend, are you aware that you have posted nothing with the slightest hint of Biblical Support ©?

We follow the Word of God, not some messicant's inclination of burnt burritos and the smell of spicy under-arm odor.

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5:13 He taketh the wise in their own craftiness: and the counsel of the froward is carried headlong.
5:14 They meet with darkness in the day time, and grope in the noonday as in the night.
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Guess who disagrees with you.
Satan always disagrees with us. Are you still claiming the Bible is made up?
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You can say that every movie of Spielberg is just an illusion.
It starts of with his alien movie and there are no aliens in the Bible. But after this movie everyone was talking about aliens. The same with his Jurassic park, dinosaurs don't even have existed before that movie. Im sure Spielberg has a lot of fun touching everything with his jewish hands and make it look real. At least his movie "Schindlers List" is about something that really happend.
Spielberg is a joo has devoted his life undermining Christianity through distorting facts.
We all know the Earth is only 6000 years old.
If the Earth is only 6000 years old then how do we all of a sudden have fossils dating back millions of years? Ha ha ha!
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Satan always disagrees with us.
The people editing my posts are really going at it with the "can't be wrong" thing.


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Anyone who actually paid any attention in school would know that dinosaur bones were actually bone that petrified into stone, and just because it doesn't specifically say he created dinosaurs but it does say "And God said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth after his kind: and it was so." Beast of the earth can be interpreted in any way including dinosaurs. Now that that's out of the way let's talk about the fact that "GOD" is a female... Factually speaking before sex is determined, every embryo is female. So if we are created in "GOD'S" image god must be female.


And that's science assholes.
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...So if we are created in "GOD'S" image god must be female.

And that's science assholes.
Talking about us being created in God's image is religion, not science, idiot.
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Anyone who actually paid any attention in school would know that dinosaur bones were actually bone that petrified into stone
So they are rocks shaped like dinosaur bones? Thanks for clearing that up.

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and just because it doesn't specifically say he created dinosaurs but it does say "And God said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth after his kind: and it was so." Beast of the earth can be interpreted in any way including dinosaurs.
We need to be careful about adding to the Bible.

Deut 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish [ought] from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.

It's best not to interpret it. We don't just assume God must have made a glaring omission because some scientists have discovered/ fabricated rocks that look like dinosaur bones.

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Now that that's out of the way let's talk about the fact that "GOD" is a female... Factually speaking before sex is determined, every embryo is female. So if we are created in "GOD'S" image god must be female.
God is always referred to in the masculine gender in all of the original languages the Bible was written in and in the KJV. God is always referred to as "He," never "it" and most definitely never "she." Your suggestion that all unborn babies are transgendered is repugnant. And now, my friend, please start a thread in the introduction forum and tell us what church you go to, what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
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