[John Kirk]

Re: A Picture Guide to the Joke that is the Theory of Evolution

You worship Charles Darwin and think your grandfather was a gorilla, but you want to tell us that believing in God is ridiculous?

Even if you support evolution, it has nothing to do with the guy who came with the idea. In science you worship no one, in real life you don't worship some one to agree with. Apparently in your fantasy world you must, too bad it isn't.

I also see that you don't understand the whole idea of evolution, why wouldn't you just shut up about it and read at least once about this evolution idea.
Why wouldn't you just be curious and see what happens if you actually listen to someone with different views?

I know this is my first post but I don't really care if I don't say what my favorite verse is. It's an old religious book, in middle of other religious books, be a little more creative.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: A Picture Guide to the Joke that is the Theory of Evolution

Even if you support evolution, it has nothing to do with the guy who came with the idea. In science you worship no one, in real life you don't worship some one to agree with. Apparently in your fantasy world you must, too bad it isn't.

I also see that you don't understand the whole idea of evolution, why wouldn't you just shut up about it and read at least once about this evolution idea.
Why wouldn't you just be curious and see what happens if you actually listen to someone with different views?

I know this is my first post but I don't really care if I don't say what my favorite verse is. It's an old religious book, in middle of other religious books, be a little more creative.

Why all the hate, friend? We are simply a group of peaceful, like-minded Christians who get together to glorify Our Lord Jesus Christ, and you come in here spitting directly in the face of God.

Why?

If you would simply cast your hate to the wayside and join us, all of your innumerable problems would be washed away.

(1 Peter 5:6-7) "Humble yourselves therefore under the mighty hand of God, that he may exalt you in due time: Casting all your care upon him; for he careth for you."

I'll be praying that you come to your senses.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[drTarzan]

Re: A Picture Guide to the Joke that is the Theory of Evolution

Why all the hate, friend? We are simply a group of peaceful, like-minded Christians who get together to glorify Our Lord Jesus Christ, and you come in here spitting directly in the face of God.

Why?

If you would simply cast your hate to the wayside and join us, all of your innumerable problems would be washed away.

(1 Peter 5:6-7) "Humble yourselves therefore under the mighty hand of God, that he may exalt you in due time: Casting all your care upon him; for he careth for you."

I'll be praying that you come to your senses.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

WOW! I never thought ANYONE had such a tremendous ability to just not listen to anything that was said in a post! Not even on 4chan! Mr. Zechariah, you didn't even read the post, didn't you?
I love how so after "reading" a post where someone urges you to just have a look at a theory, and you don't, you ask for him to "cast your hate to the wayside and join us"
Seriously, why do you bother? If you don't even read an article about neodarwinism, how do you expect us to "join you"?

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: A Picture Guide to the Joke that is the Theory of Evolution

How is that less believable than a son of a virgin mother (HINT: even if there was no penetration, when a baby is born, he destroys the hymen on his way out) that was concieved by a dove, that turns water into wine and becomes a friggen zombie 3 days after dead? If I get reported, it will only show how you fear the striking truth: It's all about faith. Only we have fossils to more or less theorize about evolution, but to theorize about jesus we only have a man-translated book that has gone ages "unmodified"

Are you a Russian Orthodox or something? Perhaps your name is meant to suggest "Doctor Kyrgyzstan"? Either group, however advanced their apostacy, is expecting Jesus to return in which case you need to explain:
1 - where is He now?
2 - how did He get there?

Of course my grandfather wasn't a gorilla. In fact, gorillas are one of the primates with whom we have less in common, as our common ancestor diverged a pretty long time ago. Maybe you're getting it wrong, as he was in a gUErilla fighting for my country (health guard, he was in charge of mending war refugees up)

Perhaps you'd like to list some primates having more in common with us than a gorilla? according to your disjointed theory?

If doing a Google bear in mind that we often get "genetic %ages" quoted at us here and have plenty of your own false material to quote back at you in refutation of whichever falsehood you might be about to suggest.

[drTarzan]

Re: A Picture Guide to the Joke that is the Theory of Evolution

Are you a Russian Orthodox or something? Perhaps your name is meant to suggest "Doctor Kyrgyzstan"? Either group, however advanced their apostacy, is expecting Jesus to return in which case you need to explain:
1 - where is He now?
2 - how did He get there?



Perhaps you'd like to list some primates having more in common with us than a gorilla? according to your disjointed theory?

If doing a Google bear in mind that we often get "genetic %ages" quoted at us here and have plenty of your own false material to quote back at you in refutation of whichever falsehood you might be about to suggest.

Not russian, I'm actually an american living in spain. Drkztan is just a game of words with my name stanley->stan->ztan (I like Z's) and dark->drk. Hence drkztan.

We have more in common with chimpanzees rather than gorillas. False material? More false than "because He says so"? Oh please, show me

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: A Picture Guide to the Joke that is the Theory of Evolution

Not russian, I'm actually an american living in spain. Drkztan is just a game of words with my name stanley->stan->ztan (I like Z's) and dark->drk. Hence drkztan.

We have more in common with chimpanzees rather than gorillas. False material? More false than "because He says so"? Oh please, show me

Remember this? ->

In fact, gorillas are one of the primates with whom we have less in common, as our common ancestor diverged a pretty long time ago

[drTarzan]

Re: A Picture Guide to the Joke that is the Theory of Evolution

Ok, so they made some ingredients, big deal. Did they create life? No. Could they? No.

That experiment was done in the fifties. If evolution was true their mud in a test tube should be a monkey by now.

So, more than 100 million years has passed since the fifties? It's not "mud" that "turns" into a monkey all at once, it's a series of processes. The semi-organic molecules that are hidrophobic have a strong tendency to star together, forming protective membranes that shelter other molecules. It's all downhill from there.

[Jerakk]

Re: A Picture Guide to the Joke that is the Theory of Evolution

So, more than 100 million years has passed since the fifties? It's not "mud" that "turns" into a monkey all at once, it's a series of processes. The semi-organic molecules that are hidrophobic have a strong tendency to star together, forming protective membranes that shelter other molecules. It's all downhill from there.

Where are you getting this "millions of years" nonsense from? No where in the Bible does it ever state that the earth is millions of years old.

[drTarzan]

Re: A Picture Guide to the Joke that is the Theory of Evolution

Where are you getting this "millions of years" nonsense from? No where in the Bible does it ever state that the earth is millions of years old.

Yeah, and nowhere in the Bible does it talk about many, many other things that are today a fact. Electrons? OH PLEASE! They don't exist now, do they? No one can give you an exact date of when the earth was formed, but any scientist will give you this straight up: There is NO evidence that the earth was formed less than a million years ago. And that's stretching it.

[Jerakk]

Re: A Picture Guide to the Joke that is the Theory of Evolution

Yeah, and nowhere in the Bible does it talk about many, many other things that are today a fact. Electrons? OH PLEASE! They don't exist now, do they? No one can give you an exact date of when the earth was formed, but any scientist will give you this straight up: There is NO evidence that the earth was formed less than a million years ago. And that's stretching it.

Exodus 19:16
And it came to pass on the third day in the morning, that there were thunders and lightnings, and a thick cloud upon the mount, and the voice of the trumpet exceeding loud; so that all the people that was in the camp trembled.

As you can see there.. the Bible does talk about electricity. The Bible references a great many things.. including the age of the earth. Perhaps you should do more research.

[drTarzan]

Re: A Picture Guide to the Joke that is the Theory of Evolution

Exodus 19:16
And it came to pass on the third day in the morning, that there were thunders and lightnings, and a thick cloud upon the mount, and the voice of the trumpet exceeding loud; so that all the people that was in the camp trembled.

As you can see there.. the Bible does talk about electricity. The Bible references a great many things.. including the age of the earth. Perhaps you should do more research.

No, it doesn't talk about electricity, it talks about lightning. Many civilizations have talked about it, but no one understood it was electricity until a couple of hundred years ago. Can you tell me where does it talk about electric current on there? Yes, it talks about many things, I know. It only fails to mention more many things, that's all. Where's combustion? Piezoelectricity? Nanometrics? Photonics? Chemistry?

[Jerakk]

Re: A Picture Guide to the Joke that is the Theory of Evolution

No, it doesn't talk about electricity, it talks about lightning. snipped the senseless yammering

So are you telling me that lightning is not electricity? What type of scientific person are you? Even the smallest child knows that lightning is electricity. If you're going to refute God's creation then I highly recommend you go elsewhere.

[drTarzan]

Re: A Picture Guide to the Joke that is the Theory of Evolution

So are you telling me that lightning is not electricity? What type of scientific person are you? Even the smallest child knows that lightning is electricity. If you're going to refute God's creation then I highly recommend you go elsewhere.

I know lightning is electricity. But where does it say that we can generate electricity, is rather what I meant. Yeah, lightning, great. Try powering your computer with lightnings alone. Why did you dodge all the other science fields I referenced? Does it not talk about hydrophobic matter, or about radioactivity too?

[Jerakk]

Re: A Picture Guide to the Joke that is the Theory of Evolution

No, it doesn't talk about electricity, it talks about lightning

I know lightning is electricity

Why is it that you purposely lie to us? On one hand you say it says nothing.. and on the other you say it does.. but still you argue the point. You are seriously confused and require immediate psychiatric treatment. I recommend electroshock therapy (lightning bolts!!!!) and a heavy dose of the King James.

[drTarzan]

Re: A Picture Guide to the Joke that is the Theory of Evolution

Why is it that you purposely lie to us? On one hand you say it says nothing.. and on the other you say it does.. but still you argue the point. You are seriously confused and require immediate psychiatric treatment. I recommend electroshock therapy (lightning bolts!!!!) and a heavy dose of the King James.

Lightning is clearly electricity, yes, but does it say we can USE this electricity? You clearly take this book as a guideline to life. Where is all the stuff that currently exists, but isn't mentioned in the Bible?

A heavy dose of a book that was last edited on 1611 and fails to mention electricity as a property of matter that can be used? No thanks. Can we leave the personal attacks aside? I find it quite childish, and I haven't insulted anyone. You clearly know what I mean by not mentioning electricity.


And still, you haven't adressed the other fields I mentioned? Can't find the non-existent references? (you have ignored this part for 3 posts now, maybe bigger, different colored letters help?)