[Jerakk]

Re: A Picture Guide to the Joke that is the Theory of Evolution

It does mention electricity.. I showed you.. you disagreed and then finally agreed. As for your other nonsense.. I was keeping on topic. While you attempted to distract me by dodging the subject, you were unsuccessful in doing so. Now.. if you have anything else you want to speak about.. now would be the time and please, don't try and derail the conversation like you did before. Stay on topic.

[drTarzan]

Re: A Picture Guide to the Joke that is the Theory of Evolution

It does mention electricity.. I showed you.. you disagreed and then finally agreed. As for your other nonsense.. I was keeping on topic. While you attempted to distract me by dodging the subject, you were unsuccessful in doing so. Now.. if you have anything else you want to speak about.. now would be the time and please, don't try and derail the conversation like you did before. Stay on topic.

So, it mentions electricity(lightning). Can you make a circuit with the clearly extensive knowledge the bible gives you about electricity?

I'm not derailing, chemistry and biology is part of the knowledge you need to have to keep up with a conversation about Miller's experiment.

[Jerakk]

Re: A Picture Guide to the Joke that is the Theory of Evolution

So, it mentions electricity(lightning). Can you make a circuit with the clearly extensive knowledge the bible gives you about electricity?

These are man made things. God gave us the materials and tools to create and so we do. He graced us with the intelligence to come up with all these inventions that were HIS idea to begin with. He gave us electricity so we can create power lines, circuit boards, power grids, and what have you. If you give a child lincoln logs and he makes a house out of it.. is not the house the direct creation of you? Had you not given him them.. the house would not exist. Your arguments are quite idiotic.

[drTarzan]

Re: A Picture Guide to the Joke that is the Theory of Evolution

These are man made things. God gave us the materials and tools to create and so we do. He graced us with the intelligence to come up with all these inventions that were HIS idea to begin with. He gave us electricity so we can create power lines, circuit boards, power grids, and what have you. If you give a child lincoln logs and he makes a house out of it.. is not the house the direct creation of you? Had you not given him them.. the house would not exist. Your arguments are quite idiotic.

Excuse me but electricity, chemistry and biology are not man made things. They are the laws of nature. Or is the passive transport on every one of your cell membranes man-made? That involves all three fields I mentioned before. Fields that aren't even referenced on the bible. Fields which without through knowledge of, we wouldn't have a fraction of the actual medicine. God didn't give us any materials and tools, we made the tools.

If I give child lincoln logs, and he builds a house of it, it is of his creation, not mine. Tell me, if you give a pen to someone, and he writes, say, a middle-age centered romantic/epic novel, is it of your creation? Of course not, even if the pen had your own blood as the ink. Had you not given the kid the logs/the writer the pen, the house/novel is still of HIS direct creation, not yours!

And seriously, the name calling? Is it really necessary? Or shall I begin calling names?

[drTarzan]

Re: A Picture Guide to the Joke that is the Theory of Evolution

The Bible doesn't give us the "tool" of electricity, it's only a bundle of life-lessons for us to have less conflict on our lives. Conflict that you guys are trying to bring back by lashing out on woman, races, and sexual preference. It's "Thou shall not kill" not "Thou shall not kill unless it's a negro/homosexual".

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: A Picture Guide to the Joke that is the Theory of Evolution

Please point out where a True Christian(tm) has advocated the murder of homos or negroes.

(Proverbs 25:18) "A man that beareth false witness against his neighbour is a maul, and a sword, and a sharp arrow."

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth
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[drTarzan]

Re: A Picture Guide to the Joke that is the Theory of Evolution

Please point out where a True Christian™ has advocated the murder of homos or negroes.

(Proverbs 25:18) "A man that beareth false witness against his neighbour is a maul, and a sword, and a sharp arrow."

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth
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And loose my time reading all the threads all over again? No sir! I came here to speak science, not to copy verbatim what you say.

[Atheist Interloper]

Re: A Picture Guide to the Joke that is the Theory of Evolution

Excuse me but electricity, chemistry and biology are not man made things. They are the laws of nature.

Actually, some electricity is man-made, such as hydroelectric energy or some geothermal energy. If you had said it was not invented by man, that would have been true, but it would have been a different proposition.

Chemistry and biology on the other hand are always man-made, and were invented by man as well.

And seriously, the name calling? Is it really necessary? Or shall I begin calling names?

How would that serve you? How is threatening to call others names serving you? Do you think it discourages others from calling you names, when you threaten to do the same? Did you think that it just hadn't occurred to them that you had the power to call them names?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: A Picture Guide to the Joke that is the Theory of Evolution

And loose (sic) my time reading all the threads all over again? No sir! I came here to speak science, not to copy verbatim what you say.

So, your libelous non-sequitur about Landover advocating the murder of homos and negros was a purely innocent detour that you no longer wish to pursue?

Got it.

Better read that Bible verse I provided for you again, friend.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Jerakk]

Re: A Picture Guide to the Joke that is the Theory of Evolution

Excuse me but electricity, chemistry and biology are not man made things. They are the laws of nature. Snipped jibberish

I never said electricity was man made.. I already proved it is from God. Once again you attempt to mislead and it isn't working. You were talking about circuits and machines and what have you. Those are man made using the tools God has given us. Just like you make a chair out of wood. The wood comes from god, we take what he has given us and use it. Electricity isn't the law of nature.. it's the will of God.

[drTarzan]

Re: A Picture Guide to the Joke that is the Theory of Evolution

I never said electricity was man made.. I already proved it is from God. Once again you attempt to mislead and it isn't working. You were talking about circuits and machines and what have you. Those are man made using the tools God has given us. Just like you make a chair out of wood. The wood comes from god, we take what he has given us and use it. Electricity isn't the law of nature.. it's the will of God.

If you want to believe God "gave" us wood, then so be it! I have all the same basis to believe a Flying Spaghetti Monster did. Electricity isn't the will of God, as it functions the same everywhere. If it is the WILL of "God", then you must admit that terrorist attacks that use electricity, are the will of "God".

[Zechariah Smyth]

If you want to believe God "gave" us wood, then so be it! I have all the same basis to believe a Flying Spaghetti Monster did. Electricity isn't the will of God, as it functions the same everywhere. If it is the WILL of "God", then you must admit that terrorist attacks that use electricity, are the will of "God".

Of course they are the Will of God. Have you ever even SEEN a Bible?

(Isaiah 45:7) "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things."

He does it all, friend.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth
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[MitzaLizalor]

Re: A Picture Guide to the Joke that is the Theory of Evolution

Yeah, and nowhere in the Bible does it talk about many, many other things that are today a fact. Electrons? OH PLEASE! They don't exist now, do they? No one can give you an exact date of when the earth was formed, but any scientist will give you this straight up: There is NO evidence that the earth was formed less than a million years ago. And that's stretching it.

The Bible describes electricity without necessarily explaining it. The age of the world and the sequence of creation however are things which God HAS explained.

Why is it that you purposely lie to us? On one hand you say it says nothing.. and on the other you say it does.. but still you argue the point. You are seriously confused and require immediate psychiatric treatment. I recommend electroshock therapy..

& you don't even need to wait for a thunderstorm these days from antiquity:

The ancient Greeks and Romans used its electric power to treat people of some ailments, such as gout, headache, etc. by placing the fish [electric ray 200 volts] on the temples of the patients!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: A Picture Guide to the Joke that is the Theory of Evolution

If you want to believe God "gave" us wood,

God gives me wood every day Sir! That's why I PRAISE Holy name.

then so be it! I have all the same basis to believe a Flying Spaghetti Monster did.

Don't be absurd, just because someone wrote down some nonsense in a book means it's true. I mean what's next, talking animals??

Electricity isn't the will of God, as it functions the same everywhere. If it is the WILL of "God", then you must admit that terrorist attacks that use electricity, are the will of "God".

Yes, terrorists attacks are the Will of God. What do you think God is stupid or incompetent? Jesus lets terrorists attack to help sinners stop sinning.

[Cicero]

Re: A Picture Guide to the Joke that is the Theory of Evolution

I DARE any Secularist to look at that the first picture of a steaming pile of shit and EXPLAIN to me how it turned into Reverend Osborne ! Evolution is SUPPOSED to be gradual change over time, animals just adapting their forums in reaction to environmental pressure. Well Atheists, if this is true THEN show how deep down Jim is a just a boiling pit of toxic mud in the shape of a man.

So you're not a secularist??

Don't you support the Constitution of the United States?