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  • #61
    Re: Dinosaurs: Satan's Greatest Trick

    Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
    Where did Jesus say that? Have you actually read the bible yourself even once?
    Have YOU?

    Mathew 7:1

    Luke 6:37
    Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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    • #62
      Re: Dinosaurs: Satan's Greatest Trick

      Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
      Where did Jesus say that? Have you actually read the bible yourself even once?
      Have YOU?

      Matthew 7:1
      Judge not, that ye be not judged.

      Luke 6:37
      Judge not, and ye shall not be judged: condemn not, and ye shall not be condemned: forgive, and ye shall be forgiven:

      (why can't I edit my own post??)
      Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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      • #63
        Re: Dinosaurs: Satan's Greatest Trick

        Originally posted by jinime View Post
        ...(why can't I edit my own post??)
        That's a privilege granted to those who show that they can be trusted not to abuse it. Use the "Preview Post" button to catch mistakes like that.

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        • #64
          Re: Dinosaurs: Satan's Greatest Trick

          Let us not forget the "fossil" in south australia of a "swimming dinosaur" who's bones were made of opal?
          The opal miners dug it up and the athiest daydreamers said it once swam in the ocean!?! But had no gills!
          Have they ever seen fish bone? Or shark cartilidges?
          They are light! God made fish bones light so they can swim rather than sink!!
          Rock skeleton + no gills = drowned lizard!

          The cave paintings of "cavemen" do not show dinosaurs, in fact they show animals just like the ones we share Gods green earth with today!
          Great tigers and horned deers and hairy elephants too.

          Only satan would think to confuse man with rock skeletons of lizard birds and walking fish, giant dragons and ape men.
          Satan wants you to fail your test of faith, don't let him!

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          • #65
            Re: Dinosaurs: Satan's Greatest Trick

            Well there is overwhelming prove that dinosaurs are real. BUT...its not that Satan put them here to test our fate by making one question the earths real age...for he did not...MAN and "scientists" are the ACTUAL problem. Its Satans tools that try and trick us. They warp the information, telling us the dinosaurs live millions or yesrs ago. Now we all here no that cant be true for the earth is roughly 6000 years old. They do this to try and make earth older then what it really is...Dinosaurs actually lived with man in the beginning.

            Very good topic tho. And whichever theroy you believe we can all agree they are being used as Satans tools.
            When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets. Then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her. Deuteronomy 25:11-12

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            • #66
              Re: Dinosaurs: Satan's Greatest Trick

              Originally posted by The Lord's Hammer View Post
              Well there is overwhelming prove that dinosaurs are real. BUT...its not that Satan put them here to test our fate by making one question the earths real age...for he did not...MAN and "scientists" are the ACTUAL problem. Its Satans tools that try and trick us. They warp the information, telling us the dinosaurs live millions or yesrs ago. Now we all here no that cant be true for the earth is roughly 6000 years old. They do this to try and make earth older then what it really is...Dinosaurs actually lived with man in the beginning.

              Very good topic tho. And whichever theroy you believe we can all agree they are being used as Satans tools.
              Please use the "Preview" button (it's right below the window where you type your response) to catch at least some of the spelling and grammatical errors (that your contributions so far have been rife with).

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              • #67
                Re: Dinosaurs: Satan's Greatest Trick

                Originally posted by The Lord's Hammer View Post
                Well there is overwhelming prove that dinosaurs are real.
                Oh my. Are you calling dear Daisy Mae a liar, or too stupid to understand the world in which she lives?
                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                • #68
                  Re: Dinosaurs: Satan's Greatest Trick

                  Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                  Oh my. Are you calling dear Daisy Mae a liar, or too stupid to understand the world in which she lives?
                  Lier or no. Dinosaurs bones are used by Satan. We are all in agreement on that.

                  And i can not speack for her as i have a hard time trusting woman. They are such crafty and misleading little things. You've have been helpful though so there is still hope.
                  When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets. Then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her. Deuteronomy 25:11-12

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                  • #69
                    Re: Dinosaurs: Satan's Greatest Trick

                    Originally posted by The Lord's Hammer View Post
                    Lier or no. Dinosaurs bones are used by Satan. We are all in agreement on that.

                    And i can not speack for her as i have a hard time trusting woman. They are such crafty and misleading little things. You've have been helpful though so there is still hope.
                    You're cruising for a bruising, retard.
                    These are educated, True Christian™ women who know their way around the Bible upside down, gagged and blindfolded, you illiterate oaf. Get thee hence!

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                    • #70
                      Re: Dinosaurs: Satan's Greatest Trick

                      Noted my friend.

                      Always good to hear your fresh input
                      When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets. Then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her. Deuteronomy 25:11-12

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                      • #71
                        Re: Dinosaurs: Satan's Greatest Trick

                        Originally posted by The Lord's Hammer View Post
                        Noted my friend.

                        Always good to hear your fresh input
                        You need to remember, fool, that when you question the integrity of a TC™ woman, you are in effect taking a swipe at her TC™ husband (or fiancé... Pastor Zeke in Daisy Mae's case!) and calling into question the efficacy of the man's disciplinary technique. So pipe down & shut up and show some respect, underling.

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                        • #72
                          Re: Dinosaurs: Satan's Greatest Trick

                          The gall and lengths satan goes to confuse good Bible believing brothers and sisters. Fancy burying all those bone shaped rocks to get believers to stray from the path.
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                          Remember this one thing brothers and sisters: KJV Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit,
                          so a fool returneth to his folly

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                          • #73
                            Re: Dinosaurs: Satan's Greatest Trick

                            First, my username was supposed to be missing the second 'M' but apparently this forum auto-corrects the word M-O-R-O-N with "Mormon."

                            Also, my name is Gabriel. I wanted to address some of the questions that came up as I was reading this thread. At first, I thought this was a joke thread, but apparently it is not, so I have taken 30 minutes out of my day to write this post. I would appreciate it if you would read it.

                            Let me address some of your questions/comments:

                            1) The earth is 6,000 years old, therefore dinosaurs cannot have walked the earth. Seriously? The earth is 4.5 billion years old (approximately). 99.999999% of all scientists on the planet believe this to be a fact. There is a mountain of evidence for it. Carbon-14 dating has proved it, uranium-lead dating has proved it, and dozens of other techniques have proved it. The earth is at least 4.374 billion years old and probably older. There is more evidence for this fact than there is for the bible actually being 2000 years old, and there is a lot of evidence of the bible's age.

                            2) Dinosaur fossils are not made out of rock, nor are they bones. A fossil is an impression left in rock. Scientists use those impressions to make casts of bones and that's how dinosaur skeletons are built. Eight people have given definitions of fossils and not one bothered to actually look up the definition first.

                            3) Who was it said that no one found any dinosaur bones until Jurassic Park came out??? First of all, the first movie that featured dinosaurs was "Prehistoric Peeps" in 1905. The first dinosaur fossil that was discovered was probably more than 2,000 years ago, but the only evidence is the writings of the time, which called them "dragon" bones. The first fossil that we know of for sure was discovered in 1676 in England. It was a massive femur.

                            4) This remark is specifically to Dan U. Holier, who has the distinction of being the first person on this forum that made me think it had all been created as a joke. Let me quote from you, Dan.

                            "Alleged "dinosaur bones" are actually bones of all the sinners that perished in the flood. Since Noah didn't have dinosaurs on his Ark, obviously there weren’t any. Period!" Ignoring the fact that science has proven beyond the shadow of a doubt that there was never a massive flood that covered the earth, and assuming, just for the sake of this comment, that it was a real, historical event, could you please provide me with the bible chapter and verses that list all of the animals that were on the supposed ark? Also, before you use the argument that "they were too big to be on the ark" let me inform you that the smallest dinosaurs were about the size of a chicken, and many of them would easily fit on this imaginary ark.

                            "The fact that even a woman can distinguish between shameless Holdmywood’s fabrications - like Jurassic Park movies – and reality tells all about Evilutionists." - That's not sexist at all. Let's move on.

                            5) Reverend Jim Osborne asks: "If dinosaurs were around for millions and millions of years before us (and modern human beings have around for tens of thousands of years), then why were dinosaurs only discovered recently? If their bones were here this whole time, wouldn't people in the Renaissance have found them? Middle ages? Roman empire? Cave men? " I have already answered this. See Question 3.

                            6) Zechariah Smyth, let me quote from you. "Your next post better be a thread of your own in the Introduction Forum. Tell us where you go to church, how you came to find Jesus, and what your favorite Bible verse is." So, you only allow people who believe exactly like you do on this forum? What is the purpose of having a forum where anyone can register if you delete everyone who you don't agree with. You claim to be enlightened and open-minded, but you won't allow anyone to post anything on this forum, unless they 1) go to church, 2) have found Jesus and 3) have a favorite bible verse. How do you even walk down the street with blinders that big on?

                            7) "I don't want to seem judgmental, but that one little sentence says a lot about you." If you don't want to seem judgmental then you should avoid making comments like that. It makes you seem beaucoup judgmental.

                            8) "We follow the Word of God, not some messicant's inclination of burnt burritos and the smell of spicy under-arm odor. " Wow, that's not racist at all either. That's so loving and Christ-like. Also there is no such word as "messicant" and underarm does not require a hyphen.

                            9) Seriously, is this thread a joke? I had to go check the rest of this forum to make sure this wasn't a joke. I honestly couldn't believe that you people are that uninformed, racist, sexist and hypocritical, and yet believe that you are more informed, more moral, more righteous and smarter than the rest of the world.

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                            • #74
                              Re: Dinosaurs: Satan's Greatest Trick

                              Originally posted by Not-a-mormon View Post
                              **long post cut**
                              Appreciate the effort, but these guys aren't gonna listen to you if you don't make a quick post in the intro thread... if they listen at all, which I doubt
                              Ezekiel 23:3 And they committed whoredoms in Egypt; they committed whoredoms in their youth: there were their breasts pressed, and there they bruised the teats of their virginity.

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                              • #75
                                Re: Dinosaurs: Satan's Greatest Trick

                                Originally posted by Not-a-mormon View Post
                                First, my username was supposed to be missing the second 'M'
                                .. TL&DR
                                Nothing wrong with the JesOS, perhaps you can not type sufficiantly young Lady.

                                Originally posted by Damned Angelique View Post
                                these guys aren't gonna listen to you
                                There's a recording? You must be a genius because I can't find it.

                                Originally posted by Damned Angelique View Post
                                if they listen at all, which I doubt[/COLOR]
                                Hiding text is just going to turn you pink, I am sure.
                                Ecclesiastes 1:18 - For in much wisedome is much griefe: and hee that increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow.


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