[American for Christ]

Re: Dinosaurs: Satan's Greatest Trick

Hello, I am new to the forum. I still need to got to the introduction forum, but before I do I had to comment on all posts on this thread.

First, all of you who come here for the purpose of advertising your support of Satan, you will regret that decision sooner than later. God's justice will prevail.


Second, get a life while you're still here on Earth. I suggest you vacation somewhere cold like Iceland. You're going to wish you had that memory as you are slowly roasted for eternity amongst Democrats, Spielbergs, baby killers, and our rapist neighbors to the south. I would not waste my time harassing True Believers and, confessing your homosexual tendencies and love for Satan. Make use of your time and plead for forgiveness (not likely), drink plenty of ice water, etc. Don't worry you'll never have to see us again, its a little cooler where we're going.


Third, you are the reason why we're tested. It is the best way to flush out filth like yourselves. It seems to be working well so far. Have fun with your queers, trannys, and your Godless commie politicians. Don't forget your sunscreen and those purple hippie sunglasses.


A true follower of Christ,


Isaac

[Des]

Re: Dinosaurs: Satan's Greatest Trick

I couldn't have said it better myself. Well, I could have, but I won't. Glory!

[American for Christ]

Re: Dinosaurs: Satan's Greatest Trick

I recently came across a photograph of an albino Gorilla, and the naive comments under it were claiming that "white people" should realize that this photo was proof of the resemblance of man (even white man) to apes. They said that this photo alone proved the that the Devil's spokesman Darwin was correct in his lie about "evolution." I have uploaded an attachment of the photo, judge it for yourselves.

I leave you with this.
In Colossians 1:15-20 Regarding The Preeminence of Christ
15 He is the image of the invisible God, the firstborn of all creation. 16 For by him all things were created, in heaven and on earth, visible and invisible, whether thrones or dominions or rulers or authorities—all things were created through him and for him. 17 And he is before all things, and in him all things hold together. 18 And he is the head of the body, the church. He is the beginning, the firstborn from the dead, that in everything he might be preeminent. 19 For in him all the fullness of God was pleased to dwell, 20 and through him to reconcile to himself all things, whether on earth or in heaven, making peace by the blood of his cross.


We were created in his image, and if you take a look at this photo I'm sure we can agree that this is not His image. It could possibly be the product of sinful inter-racial and inter-cultural breeding, but not His image.

Thanks,
Isaac

[DolliMoans]

Re: Dinosaurs: Satan's Greatest Trick

That gorilla looks like an elderly Asian man to me, when they hit that age where they stop looking inhumanly youthful to looking like... a gorilla.

[Aristotle]

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Daisy Mae,

Its good to get back to Landover Baptist after a long delay but I have been so busy working on the Creationist Museum project and now Judge Moore's campaign against the satanists (aka demoncrats). What to the Christians ( not the secular trash that sometimes post here) think about the idea that those dinosaur bones are the result of some government nuclear project that went wrong? I remember seeing a movie in the 1950's where small lizards were turned into these dinosaur-like monsters.

[MitzaLizalor]

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They said that this photo alone proved the that the Devil's spokesman Darwin was correct in his lie about "evolution."

Surely they're "on" something

From what I've heard, a photo of ANY animal would prove Darwinism because.—.according to them.—.ALL animals are descended from one another. A bird may look like a feathered dolphin but that does not prove dolphins are fish!

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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That gorilla looks like an elderly Asian man to me, when they hit that age where they stop looking inhumanly youthful to looking like... a gorilla.

I was thinking it looked more like a Code Pink activist / demonstrator.

[Titus Templeton]

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I was thinking it looked more like a Code Pink activist / demonstrator.

It looks like Hillary Clinton.

[1dad11]

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I don't understand how so many people can buy into the lie of dinosaurs, it's just ridiculous!

The Bible never mentions dinosaurs so they obviously weren't created by GOD.

The bible never mentions hillbillies, does that mean they were not created by God?

We're supposed to believe that these "dinosaur bones" are made of rock but how could something with a skeleton made of rock actually survive? How could they be millions of years old if the Earth itself is only about 6,000 years old?

They are no older than the earth, the dates are wrong.

Dinosaur bones are just another one of Satan's tricks

- No. They are just dead critters that left remains.


I see no reason to deny evidence or give credit to Satan for dead creatures bones.

[Basilissa]

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The bible never mentions hillbillies, does that mean they were not created by God?

Watch your language, sweetheart! Racial slurs are not welcomed here.

They are no older than the earth, the dates are wrong.

I know, right? 60 million years?! Ridiculous. The scientists are off by four zeroes.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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people who are too thickheaded to understand

How ironic. The whole dinosaur myth doesn't make sense with what we know about the world. According to NASA, we should see dinosaurs floating around the stars.

[1dad11]

Re: Dinosaurs: Satan's Greatest Trick

Watch your language, sweetheart! Racial slurs are not welcomed here.

I know, right? 60 million years?! Ridiculous. The scientists are off by four zeroes.

You thought hillbillies was a slur? How about rice crispies is that bad too?

[Elmer G. White]

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You thought hillbillies was a slur? How about rice crispies is that bad too?

Yes, they are. The answer would be obvious to anyone who has even elementary education in Biblical Studies. Crispies are in the same league as nose rings.

Isaiah 3:18-24
In that day the Lord will take away the bravery of their tinkling ornaments about their feet, and their cauls, and their round tires like the moon, The chains, and the bracelets, and the mufflers, The bonnets, and the ornaments of the legs, and the headbands, and the tablets, and the earrings, The rings, and nose jewels, The changeable suits of apparel, and the mantles, and the wimples, and the crisping pins, The glasses, and the fine linen, and the hoods, and the vails. And it shall come to pass, that instead of sweet smell there shall be stink; and instead of a girdle a rent; and instead of well set hair baldness; and instead of a stomacher a girding of sackcloth; and burning instead of beauty.

All these will be taken away. For instance, nose rings are only suitable for beasts. As for you, Mr. Daddy-at-11, we'd really appreciate if you put some more effort in both your posts and your Bible Study.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer