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  • Born Again Bob
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2318

    #1

    Calling All True Christian(tm) Scientists!

    Dear Friends,

    Is it true that if you break all four of a Negro's limbs, he has to grant you one wish?

    Yours in Him,
    bab
  • LyingDingDong
    Unsaved Trash Known liar, Chronic masterbator
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 263

    #2
    Re: Calling All True Christian™ Scientists!

    Yes.
    I would like you to meet my imaginary friend, God.

    "...as Christians we deal with the truth, just because something is written down in a book doesn't mean it happened." - Bobby-Joe

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    • Talitha
      Deaconess
      Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2026
      • 15118

      #3
      Re: Calling All True Christian™ Scientists!

      Originally posted by Born Again Bob View Post
      Dear Friends,

      Is it true that if you break all four of a Negro's limbs, he has to grant you one wish?

      Yours in Him,
      bab
      Yes, but the wish never comes true.

      Better off sticking with Jesus

      Sister Talitha

      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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      • Joshua Brooks
        Christ Certified Ex-Negro - A white man's white man
        True Christian™
        • Jul 2007
        • 257

        #4
        Re: Calling All True Christian™ Scientists!

        Originally posted by Born Again Bob View Post
        Dear Friends,

        Is it true that if you break all four of a Negro's limbs, he has to grant you one wish?

        Yours in Him,
        bab
        Not unless your wish is for that negro to A.) not rape white women, B.) not steal cars, C.) collect disability on top of welfare, or D.) lose in a dance competition to a white man.

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        • Brother Buckwalter
          Unsaved trash
          Under Investigation
          • Feb 2008
          • 7

          #5
          Re: Calling All True Christian™ Scientists!

          since when does God want us to be racist

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          • Bobby-Joe
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            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 18405

            #6
            Re: Calling All True Christian™ Scientists!

            Originally posted by Brother Buckwalter View Post
            since when does God want us to be racist
            Now were are being racists friend? I think your post is just a cheep shot at our forum.

            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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            Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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            • Dr. Warren Wierdsbe
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Jan 2008
              • 450

              #7
              Re: Calling All True Christian™ Scientists!

              Originally posted by Brother Buckwalter View Post
              since when does God want us to be racist
              Listen, boy, what are you, some kind of Homer nigra? or perhaps some Joo lawyer? You'd better watch your step around God-fearin' white folk! Boy, I remember the days back in Mississippi when you would never have dared to open your mouth, knowing you'd end up like those carpet-baggers who came down tryin' to stir up the nigras who knew their place!

              Do you think it pleases Our Lord to mix the races? Why do you think he made them all different then? You don't go around mixing Great Danes with Basset hounds, do you? The resulting animal wouldn't be fit for anything! In the same way, God wants the races to be separate! Can't you see common sense? That's why he separated us all!

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              • Remy Lebeau
                LBU Professor and Biblical Wordsmith Extraordinaire
                President of the Ex-Negro Academy Alumni Association
                Freehold Best Tan Award winner, 10 yrs running
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 2058

                #8
                Re: Calling All True Christian™ Scientists!

                Originally posted by Born Again Bob View Post
                Dear Friends,

                Is it true that if you break all four of a Negro's limbs, he has to grant you one wish?

                Yours in Him,
                bab

                That only works works for white women and they would have to break all 5 limbs to get their desperate terror induced wish granted.
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                • bmaddox76
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                  • Mar 2008
                  • 33

                  #9
                  Re: Calling All True Christian™ Scientists!

                  You guys are disgusting


                  This is great. I love looking at the Crusifixion. Christ got his ass kicked!

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                  • ForGodsSake
                    X-Aussie Evangelist
                    True Christian™
                    • Feb 2008
                    • 493

                    #10
                    Re: Calling All True Christian™ Scientists!

                    Originally posted by bmaddox76 View Post
                    You guys are disgusting


                    This is great. I love looking at the Crusifixion. Christ got his ass kicked!
                    Don't you think that you are being a little unfair and judgemental now?
                    (2 Peter 3:10)

                    But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.

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                    • bmaddox76
                      Unsaved trash
                       
                      • Mar 2008
                      • 33

                      #11
                      Re: Calling All True Christian™ Scientists!

                      Originally posted by ForGodsSake View Post
                      Don't you think that you are being a little unfair and judgemental now?
                      Yeah, I guess I am

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556

                        #12
                        Re: Calling All True Christian™ Scientists!

                        Originally posted by bmaddox76 View Post
                        Yeah, I guess I am
                        The Bible says that Jesus is the Judge. Him and His chosen (True Christians™), i.e., us.

                        Revelation 19:11
                        And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war.

                        Leviticus 19:15
                        In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

                        1 Corinthians 2:15
                        But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                        • Jim Jackson
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                          Under Investigation
                          • Mar 2008
                          • 24

                          #13
                          Re: Calling All True Christian™ Scientists!

                          You all are disgusting. Creation science is a joke.

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                          • Ahimaaz Smith
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Nov 2007
                            • 2549

                            #14
                            Re: Calling All True Christian™ Scientists!

                            Originally posted by Born Again Bob View Post
                            Is it true that if you break all four of a Negro's limbs, he has to grant you one wish?
                            Why would you want to break his (or her) limbs? Isn't it hard enough already to get a fair day's work out of one?

                            Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25

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                            • Jim Jackson
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                              Under Investigation
                              • Mar 2008
                              • 24

                              #15
                              Re: Calling All True Christian™ Scientists!

                              You all are pathetic. i hope you all burn in a very real Hell that Pastor Fred Phelps so aptly describes. Damn you all!

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