[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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I don't hate Jesus...
I hate America

Make up your mind, son. Do you hate Jesus and America or not?

Jesus Christ died temporarily for the sins of people who he foreknew would believe this miraculous story on faith. Everyone else will be burning in Hell for all eternity in unimaginable torment. Isn't that wonderful news?

[Redeemed Papist]

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I don't hate Jesus, I think he was a pioneer of his time. His ambition was to do good and treat others with humility and respect.

Errr... no!

Jesus' great ambition was to get people to do as they are told by God and to warn them that they will burn forever if they don't.

Matthew 7:21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.

Luke 6:46 And why call ye me, Lord, Lord, and do not the things which I say?

James 1:22 But be ye doers of the word, and not hearers only, deceiving your own selves.

Matthew 7:24 Therefore whosoever heareth these sayings of mine, and doeth them, I will liken him unto a wise man, which built his house upon a rock:

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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[Fantasy Literature]

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why do u hate jesus? why do u hate america? i am just curious becuz i never understood why ppl get so angry when other ppl just want to love the lord who did so much 4 us, if u dont like jesus, why dont u just move to north corea or russia? i no jesus did miracles and the bible is true, every last word of it, but u seem 2 angry 2 see that, wont u open ur heart to the lord: Revelation 3:20:

Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me.

4 example, in the spirit of this thread on water and wine, i think u could have coke O vin and sup with the lord!!!! it is easy 2 make and but is 2 long 2 post here. look it up on the interwebs. DEEEElishus!!! Hope you enjoy!!

I don't hate Jesus, I think he was a pioneer of his time. His ambition was to do good and treat others with humility and respect.

I hate America because you are a collective blight on the world. The amount of ignorance present in America is overwhelming to the extent that it is actually laughable. For example, you don't know how to spell North Korea. You assume because of America's military conflicts in the past, that those countries must somehow be godless because they are different to your own.

Also, I hate to break it to you, I really do. I wouldn't want to burst your bubble or anything, but you cannot say for certain that everything in the bible is true because very little can be proven, not taking into account the parts of the bible that have already been proved wrong with certifiable evidence. You *believe* that Jesus performed miracles, you do not know because that is impossible. Writing something in a book does not constitute proof. If that were the case, then The Lord of The Rings would be just as plausible as many of the events laid out in the bible.

Here is an example of instances in the bible that have been found to be wrong. The Earth is not flat. Your own countrymen have proved this by leaving our atmosphere. A man with a telescope in the 17th century also proved this, much to the discontent of the people of his time, because they were scared of the unknown, much like you are.

Also, the Earth is not 6,600 years old, it is actually much closer to 4.5 billion years old. While carbon and radiometric dating is not 100% accurate, as nothing truly is, it is accurate to an extremely high degree, thus negating the possibility that the Earth is even close to 6,600 years old. I'm sure someone will post a video of the criminal Kent Hovind who tries to claim otherwise (with absolutely no evidence) but I'm just stating facts here. Scientific, quantifiable facts (such as the fact that we evolved from primates).

The Book of Genesis is, by in large, a fabrication. Earth was not created in 7 days, that is laughable to think so. Do you not find it funny that God created light before he created the Suns? There is no mention of where this light came from (other than God). Also, Adam and Eve can't have been the first humans because of the genetic problems arising from incest; the human race would have died off long ago.

I could continue, but I've said enough already.

[Midge Murphy]

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So you've gone from denying it to completely justifying what he said? He had no foundation to make such a claim. You people really are deplorable, such a burden on development and progression.

why do u hate jesus? why do u hate america? i am just curious becuz i never understood why ppl get so angry when other ppl just want to love the lord who did so much 4 us, if u dont like jesus, why dont u just move to north corea or russia? i no jesus did miracles and the bible is true, every last word of it, but u seem 2 angry 2 see that, wont u open ur heart to the lord: Revelation 3:20:

Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me.

4 example, in the spirit of this thread on water and wine, i think u could have coke O vin and sup with the lord!!!! it is easy 2 make and but is 2 long 2 post here. look it up on the interwebs. DEEEElishus!!! Hope you enjoy!!

[Redeemed Papist]

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Ah, but the bible is not meant to be taken literally, is it? That's what I'm always told when I claim a contradiction. Conveniently, you people will only take a definitive answer when it suits you, but as soon as something challenges your beliefs, you say the bible is not meant to be taken literally.

Errr... the Bible IS meant to be taken literally. You've been talking to false Christians and now you're being bigoted.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Ah, but the bible is not meant to be taken literally, is it? That's what I'm always told when I claim a contradiction. Conveniently, you people will only take a definitive answer when it suits you, but as soon as something challenges your beliefs, you say the bible is not meant to be taken literally.

Didn't you just say that? At the beginning of the same paragraph attacking us for allegedly saying it?

My Bible tells me that it IS to be taken literally. Every single word!

Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled. Matthew 5:18

Has "Heaven and earth" passed? I think not.

[Wide-Open]

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great-great-great-great

Mocking us Much, are we?

Fantasmagoria, Pastor Zeke's word is never doubted around here. You don't want to be on the wrong side of him, just like you don't want to be on the wrong side of The Baby Jesus.

So stop nitpicking about who said what to whom through which channels with what effect, and start reading your Bible.

Further more, there are no contradictions in the Bible - it just looks that way to unsaved scum (see what I did there? ) - so YES, we do take the Bible (KJV only in case you missed that) to literally be the word of our LORD! And although you will probably be much too lazy to actually READ what we write - unsaved scum always is - I'd advise you to carefully read Brother Jeb's sermon on these "contradictions".

PS:

[Didymus Much]

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... You people really are deplorable, such a burden on development and progression.

And just what has development and progress got us (except for vastly increased life expectancies, technology, elimination of many endemic diseases, increased standards of living, less war and xenophobia)? Huh?

All this is doing is putting greater distance between us and GAWD. How are you ever going to get to Heaven except by following some ridiculous rules written down by hallucinating paranoids thousands of years ago?

If it was good enough for our great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandparents in the Stone Age, it should be good enough for us.

[Fantasy Literature]

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Could you cite Scripture where Jesus says that "neighbour" means "everybody"?

Chapter and verse, please.

Then, when you have failed in that, I suggest you search an electronic version of the King James Bible for "neighbour". Look through the verses, and see, in context, what "neighbour" means.

Hint: In no case does it mean "everybody".

Ah, but the bible is not meant to be taken literally, is it? That's what I'm always told when I claim a contradiction. Conveniently, you people will only take a definitive answer when it suits you, but as soon as something challenges your beliefs, you say the bible is not meant to be taken literally.

[Fantasy Literature]

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Well, if Pastor Zeke called you scum, he must have a very good reason for it. Don't underestimate the DoF nancyboy.

So you've gone from denying it to completely justifying what he said? He had no foundation to make such a claim. You people really are deplorable, such a burden on development and progression.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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What makes you think I'm not? According to Jesus, everyone is, and should be treated accordingly.

Could you cite Scripture where Jesus says that "neighbour" means "everybody"?

Chapter and verse, please.

Then, when you have failed in that, I suggest you search an electronic version of the King James Bible for "neighbour". Look through the verses, and see, in context, what "neighbour" means.

Hint: In no case does it mean "everybody".

[Fantasy Literature]

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What makes you think you are my neighbour?

What makes you think I'm not? According to Jesus, everyone is, and should be treated accordingly.

[Redeemed Papist]

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You call me unsaved scum but say you follow the word of God and Jesus "to the letter". In that case, when did love thy neighbour stop being relevant? Strong feeling of resentment coming from all of you, not exactly a very welcoming community.

What makes you think you are my neighbour?

[Wide-Open]

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I suggest you take your own advice.

Quote from Pastor Ezekiel "One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself."

Get your facts straight next time please.

Well, if Pastor Zeke called you scum, he must have a very good reason for it. Don't underestimate the DoF nancyboy.