[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Water Proves Atheism is False!

Ah, but the bible is not meant to be taken literally, is it? That's what I'm always told when I claim a contradiction. Conveniently, you people will only take a definitive answer when it suits you, but as soon as something challenges your beliefs, you say the bible is not meant to be taken literally.

Errr... the Bible IS meant to be taken literally. You've been talking to false Christians and now you're being bigoted.

[Midge Murphy]

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So you've gone from denying it to completely justifying what he said? He had no foundation to make such a claim. You people really are deplorable, such a burden on development and progression.

why do u hate jesus? why do u hate america? i am just curious becuz i never understood why ppl get so angry when other ppl just want to love the lord who did so much 4 us, if u dont like jesus, why dont u just move to north corea or russia? i no jesus did miracles and the bible is true, every last word of it, but u seem 2 angry 2 see that, wont u open ur heart to the lord: Revelation 3:20:

Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me.

4 example, in the spirit of this thread on water and wine, i think u could have coke O vin and sup with the lord!!!! it is easy 2 make and but is 2 long 2 post here. look it up on the interwebs. DEEEElishus!!! Hope you enjoy!!

[Fantasy Literature]

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why do u hate jesus? why do u hate america? i am just curious becuz i never understood why ppl get so angry when other ppl just want to love the lord who did so much 4 us, if u dont like jesus, why dont u just move to north corea or russia? i no jesus did miracles and the bible is true, every last word of it, but u seem 2 angry 2 see that, wont u open ur heart to the lord: Revelation 3:20:

Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me.

4 example, in the spirit of this thread on water and wine, i think u could have coke O vin and sup with the lord!!!! it is easy 2 make and but is 2 long 2 post here. look it up on the interwebs. DEEEElishus!!! Hope you enjoy!!

I don't hate Jesus, I think he was a pioneer of his time. His ambition was to do good and treat others with humility and respect.

I hate America because you are a collective blight on the world. The amount of ignorance present in America is overwhelming to the extent that it is actually laughable. For example, you don't know how to spell North Korea. You assume because of America's military conflicts in the past, that those countries must somehow be godless because they are different to your own.

Also, I hate to break it to you, I really do. I wouldn't want to burst your bubble or anything, but you cannot say for certain that everything in the bible is true because very little can be proven, not taking into account the parts of the bible that have already been proved wrong with certifiable evidence. You *believe* that Jesus performed miracles, you do not know because that is impossible. Writing something in a book does not constitute proof. If that were the case, then The Lord of The Rings would be just as plausible as many of the events laid out in the bible.

Here is an example of instances in the bible that have been found to be wrong. The Earth is not flat. Your own countrymen have proved this by leaving our atmosphere. A man with a telescope in the 17th century also proved this, much to the discontent of the people of his time, because they were scared of the unknown, much like you are.

Also, the Earth is not 6,600 years old, it is actually much closer to 4.5 billion years old. While carbon and radiometric dating is not 100% accurate, as nothing truly is, it is accurate to an extremely high degree, thus negating the possibility that the Earth is even close to 6,600 years old. I'm sure someone will post a video of the criminal Kent Hovind who tries to claim otherwise (with absolutely no evidence) but I'm just stating facts here. Scientific, quantifiable facts (such as the fact that we evolved from primates).

The Book of Genesis is, by in large, a fabrication. Earth was not created in 7 days, that is laughable to think so. Do you not find it funny that God created light before he created the Suns? There is no mention of where this light came from (other than God). Also, Adam and Eve can't have been the first humans because of the genetic problems arising from incest; the human race would have died off long ago.

I could continue, but I've said enough already.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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[Redeemed Papist]

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I don't hate Jesus, I think he was a pioneer of his time. His ambition was to do good and treat others with humility and respect.

Errr... no!

Jesus' great ambition was to get people to do as they are told by God and to warn them that they will burn forever if they don't.

Matthew 7:21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.

Luke 6:46 And why call ye me, Lord, Lord, and do not the things which I say?

James 1:22 But be ye doers of the word, and not hearers only, deceiving your own selves.

Matthew 7:24 Therefore whosoever heareth these sayings of mine, and doeth them, I will liken him unto a wise man, which built his house upon a rock:

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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I don't hate Jesus...
I hate America

Make up your mind, son. Do you hate Jesus and America or not?

Jesus Christ died temporarily for the sins of people who he foreknew would believe this miraculous story on faith. Everyone else will be burning in Hell for all eternity in unimaginable torment. Isn't that wonderful news?

[cabrin]

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How do I delete my account? I have come to the conclusion that there is nothing I can do here. So, if I could get my account deleted, that would be nice. Until then...

[Mary Etheldreda]

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How do I delete my account? I have come to the conclusion that there is nothing I can do here. So, if I could get my account deleted, that would be nice. Until then...

God led you to us for a reason. We're not going to give up on you, even if you have given up on yourself. Your salvation is too important to trust to your feelings.

[MitzaLizalor]

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How do I delete my account? I have come to the conclusion that there is nothing I can do here. So, if I could get my account deleted, that would be nice. Until then...

If you don't want to post any more that's OK — but it would be so cool if you read The Bible and accepted the Word of God into your life. It is alive you know, more alive than we are..

John 1:1-5 In the beginning was the Word, & the Word was with God, and the Word was God. The same was in the beginning with God. All things were made by him, and without him was not any thing made that was made. In him was life, and the life was the light of men. And the light shineth in darknesse, and the darknesse comprehended it not.
©1611

..now read on

[Zechariah Smyth]

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How do I delete my account? I have come to the conclusion that there is nothing I can do here. So, if I could get my account deleted, that would be nice. Until then...

You close your browser, delete your History, and never come back.



Meanwhile, all of the foolishness you have posted will remain here as a warning to other foolish and foolhardy Jesus-haters until Our Lord Jesus Christ calls us home.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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How do I delete my account? I have come to the conclusion that there is nothing I can do here. So, if I could get my account deleted, that would be nice. Until then...

Dear Hatemonger;

I'm sorry, but it is our policy NEVER to remove the account of an unsaved fool. Your belligerent hatemongering will remain for future unsaved scum to see and learn from for all eternity (or until Jesus returns to slay most of the earth, whichever comes first).

Jesus called you here for a reason, so you might rethink your selfish tantrum and stick around.

If you'd really like to remove yourself from our Godly forum, all you need to do is to click on that tiny red "x" in the upper righthand corner of your computer screen. Then close your computer, stand up, and walk away.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[Jeebus Fanboy]

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Dear Hatemonger;

I'm sorry, but it is our policy NEVER to remove the account of an unsaved fool. Your belligerent hatemongering will remain for future unsaved scum to see and learn from for all eternity (or until Jesus returns to slay most of the earth, whichever comes first).

Jesus called you here for a reason, so you might rethink your selfish tantrum and stick around.

If you'd really like to remove yourself from our Godly forum, all you need to do is to click on that tiny red "x" in the upper righthand corner of your computer screen. Then close your computer, stand up, and walk away.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

Amen to that!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Amen to that!

Who is "Jeebus", and why are you his "Fanboy"?

Are you a homosexual? Is this "Jeebus" your "horsehung top man"?

Please head over to the Introduction Forum and provide a proper introduction, following the instructions at the top of the page in that forum.

Thank you.

[hellfire Republican]

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Yes the bible is 100% literal truth, I know you can say the adam and eve didn't happen and you can talk about lethal recessives that didn't add up, but the thing you don't understand is the unlikely answer can be the correct one with god in the mix. For with God anything is possible.

[Phalluses&Female Dogs]

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I am a christian and this entire fucking website is a damn joke! You are all fuck-tarded. Have any of you been in school for more than 2 years of your damn life!? A 2nd grader is probably smarter than you. 10 Fold! Water does this magical thing where it's able to Evaporate because the sun's heat warms it to the point where it changes states, meaning it changes from the liquid state = Water. To the gas state = Water Vapor. It goes into the FUCKING SKY! and becomes a cloud due to condensation. And it rains, it rains because the cloud is too dense. TOO FUCKING DENSE!. When a cloud weighs a shit ton, it will drop all the water it has, and create... wait for it. RAIN! FUCKING WHOAAA!!!!!!!!!! Urine and sweat.... Both contain water, when you piss or sweat, water is excreted from your body, right!? It goes into the ground, and it will evaporate all of the water within the urine and or sweat. Leaving behind all of the salt and waste product of the urine and sweat. AND GUESS FUCKING WHAT!? THE WATER GOES UP INTO THE CLOUDS, AND RAINS AND THEN IT GOES BACK TO OCEANS AND RIVERS, AND LAKES! JESUS HOLY MOTHER OF FUCKING CHRIST! THAT'S MAGIC! WE SHOULD BURN ANY FORM OF SCIENCE SHOULDN'T WE!? *sarcasm intended* And guess what man... There is actually proof! Ever had a nice cold glass of lemonade outside on the table, go back inside and come back outside to see there is water on your cup? Yeah, that's called CONDENSATION! The water condensed onto the damn cup! OH MY JESUS LORD ALMIGHTY! WOW! Ever tried boiling a pot of water w/ salt mixed in it? all the water goes away... and the salt is still there!! WHOOOOOAAAAA!!! FUCKING JESUS CHRIST MAN! THAT'S SOME CRAZY ASS SHIT DOG!