[Dmitri]

Re: Water Proves Atheism is False!

It's funny bekause i used to think that the plants and animals will drink urine
But this is very yuki yuki, but i was very little and silly.

Anyway i hope that jesus komes to earth and turn the piss into drink water so we kan drink klean water again. (i have to drink vodka many times bekause the water i have here is some times not klean.)

[Fantasy Literature]

Re: Water Proves Atheism is False!

Nobody called you unsaved scum. Stick to the facts please.

I suggest you take your own advice.

Quote from Pastor Ezekiel "One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself."

Get your facts straight next time please.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Water Proves Atheism is False!

You call me unsaved scum

Nobody called you unsaved scum. Stick to the facts please.

[Fantasy Literature]

Re: Water Proves Atheism is False!

The warning was a friendly one. I asked you to please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus. That's just polite.




First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

You call me unsaved scum but say you follow the word of God and Jesus "to the letter". In that case, when did love thy neighbour stop being relevant? Strong feeling of resentment coming from all of you, not exactly a very welcoming community.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Water Proves Atheism is False!

*** blah blah blah debate blah blah blah ***

Looks like somebody can't follow simple forum rules.

Did you happen to read this before running off at the mouth, or are you simply flouting the rules?



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Water Proves Atheism is False!

So why have you just damned your own argument?

Also, I find the systematic predictability of you people absolutely hilarious. My first ever reply, with a valid observation having noted a blatant hypocrisy and I've already been given a warning. You really pride yourselves on efficiency, huh.

The warning was a friendly one. I asked you to please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus. That's just polite.

If you're not open to discussion, then what's the point? Let's be civilised here and have a rational debate as to why the idea of water evaporating is scientifically absurd, but the turning of water into wine may as well be common practice.

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

[Fantasy Literature]

Re: Water Proves Atheism is False!

I don't know about you, but I'm putting my faith in something believable like talking snakes, a tower that was build high into the clouds, Lot's wife turning into a pillar of salt, a global flood that wiped out all life, a river turning into blood, burning ice falling from the skies, a pillar of fire appearing out of nowhere to stop the Egyptians, Moses parting the Red Sea, a river bursting out of a rock, God flying around in a cloud ship and zapping the Isrealites with fire beams, talking donkeys, a sound of trumpets crumbling the walls fo Jericho, the day and night cycle stopping at Joshua's command, Samson's super human strength and his 1 vs 1000 victory over armed and armored soldiers using nothing but a donkey's jawbone, Saul speaking with Samuels ghost, Solomon's 1000 mates, God & Isrealite killing a 1 million strong cushite army, Jesus walking on water, Jesus raising the dead, Jesus turning water to wine, Jesus feeding 5000 people with 5 loafs of bread and 2 fish, the earth quaking when Jesus died and zombies walking the streets and Jesus rising from the dead and flying to Heaven.

So why have you just damned your own argument?

Also, I find the systematic predictability of you people absolutely hilarious. My first ever reply, with a valid observation having noted a blatant hypocrisy and I've already been given a warning. You really pride yourselves on efficiency, huh.

If you're not open to discussion, then what's the point? Let's be civilised here and have a rational debate as to why the idea of water evaporating is scientifically absurd, but the turning of water into wine may as well be common practice.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Water Proves Atheism is False!

But turning water into wine is perfectly plausible, is it? Oh wait, that was a miracle. Silly me.

I don't know about you, but I'm putting my faith in something believable like talking snakes, a tower that was build high into the clouds, Lot's wife turning into a pillar of salt, a global flood that wiped out all life, a river turning into blood, burning ice falling from the skies, a pillar of fire appearing out of nowhere to stop the Egyptians, Moses parting the Red Sea, a river bursting out of a rock, God flying around in a cloud ship and zapping the Isrealites with fire beams, talking donkeys, a sound of trumpets crumbling the walls fo Jericho, the day and night cycle stopping at Joshua's command, Samson's super human strength and his 1 vs 1000 victory over armed and armored soldiers using nothing but a donkey's jawbone, Saul speaking with Samuels ghost, Solomon's 1000 mates, God & Isrealite killing a 1 million strong cushite army, Jesus walking on water, Jesus raising the dead, Jesus turning water to wine, Jesus feeding 5000 people with 5 loafs of bread and 2 fish, the earth quaking when Jesus died and zombies walking the streets and Jesus rising from the dead and flying to Heaven.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Water Proves Atheism is False!

But turning water into wine is perfectly plausible, is it? Oh wait, that was a miracle. Silly me.

Pfft some miracle: http://wineportfolio.com/c/?p=581

...Boasting an alcohol content of 8.2%, each sachet contains 60g of red powder which you stir into boiling water. The result, it’s claimed, is an instant Gluhwein that’s just perfect for restoring the energy of weary hikers...

[Fantasy Literature]

Re: Water Proves Atheism is False!

That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. I've never even once seen water going back up into the sky.

But turning water into wine is perfectly plausible, is it? Oh wait, that was a miracle. Silly me.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Water Proves Atheism is False!

Carbon dating

No it hasn't it is accurate down to 96.4%

thats EXTREMELY accurate when you're dealing with billions of years, that extra 3.6 % is just +/- a hundred thousand years

I don't quite understand that. Could you explain how Carbon dating works for me please?

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EDIT: 3·6% of 10bn is 360,000,000, not 100,000

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Water Proves Atheism is False!

Also he is in jail for tax evasion, how can you trust someone who lied about his taxes?

That's just Christian persecution.

[DerpHerpBurp]

Re: Water Proves Atheism is False!

Radiometric dating has long ago been tossed onto the trash heap of discredited scientifical theories.

No it hasn't it is accurate down to 96.4%

thats EXTREMELY accurate when you're dealing with billions of years, that extra 3.6 % is just +/- a hundred thousand years

Also you posted a kent Hovind video

>kent hovind
>reliable source

Pick one

Also he is in jail for tax evasion, how can you trust someone who lied about his taxes?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Water Proves Atheism is False!

Radiometric dating has long ago been tossed onto the trash heap of discredited scientifical theories.

[DerpHerpBurp]

Re: Water Proves Atheism is False!

Tell me this:

Have you ever held uranium in your hands?

Do you have any documented proof (i.e., contemporary writings from the time you speak of) that the earth is billions () of years old?

These are the kinds of questions that True Christians™ get when we talk about our faith. I'm sure you will have no problem being held to the same standard.



YiC,

Z. Smyth

for one, I didn't quote anything, everything I said was paraphrased, and I didn't steal from anyone

we don't need evidence FROM that time period, if a tree is planted, and 40 years later it is measured to be 40 years old, the same concept applies, we don't need to observe it being planted

Also, you can't hold uranium in your bare hands, your hands would catch fire because the radiation makes it SO hot.

but heres a picture of someone holding a very large sample of uranium with coated lead gloves



Also here is a brief article on Rhenium-Osmium dating with sources to it's findings on the Mississipian-Devonian era, it also includes standard deviation to account for error and by my surprise the findings were very well done