[Asshat Turdhead]

Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed!

I came up with an analogy for what the world would be if this exists. God is the mayor of a major city, Satan is the president of a very big media company, the city is the world, and we are the inhabitants. God creates a system of laws but only tells one single person, that person lists them in an internet website for all to see, this site is vague and at times confusing. But then Satan makes 500 additional sites that make a lot more sense and tend to contradict the site that lists the laws. Even worse, another 500 sites are made that contain different laws that are claimed to be the real laws. Every once and a while, god makes a billboard that says to look at the site that contained his laws but not very often and not a lot of people see it, while Satan makes 100 other billboards that contradict that. God, being the mayor, has every ability to destroy or at least limit Satan's company but chooses not to for some reason. Now, whoever follows these laws is given a million dollars and a penthouse apartment, whoever does not is sent to the city prison which for some reason is also run by Satan.

[IdiocyofMYUniverse]

Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed!

Dawkins, a mere hellbound mortal.

1). World renowned Ph.D. biologist
2). Ignorant asshole who's clearly never read a history book.

How to decide?

He went to university and got degrees and has been awarded various awards for his contributions to science.

Dawkins was awarded a Doctor of Science by the University of Oxford in 1989. He holds honorary doctorates in science from the University of Huddersfield, University of Westminster, Durham University,[153] the University of Hull, and the University of Antwerp, and honorary doctorates from the University of Aberdeen,[154] Open University, the Vrije Universiteit Brussel,[7] and the University of Valencia.[155] He also holds honorary doctorates of letters from the University of St Andrews and the Australian National University (HonLittD, 1996), and was elected Fellow of the Royal Society of Literature in 1997 and the Royal Society in 2001.[7] He is one of the patrons of the Oxford University Scientific Society.

gosh, he is so stupid.... [/sarcasm]

God made us, He can destroy us.

KILL ME GOD! KILL ME GOD! KILL ME GOD! KILL ME GOD! KILL ME GOD! KILL ME GOD! KILL ME GOD! KILL ME GOD! KILL ME GOD!

Oh, I'm still alive....

Stop feeling so self important. Because you are not.

Have I ever said I feel myself as self important.

[James Hutchins]

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He is supposed to be all knowing and all powerful, he is supposed to control this world. He has killed 25 million people in the OT, and what a nice God it is killing all the time. You can't give him that right and claim it's morally correct to do so.

From the lovely book which Richard Dawkins wrote, your God is a:

"a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully!"

Dawkins, a mere hellbound mortal.

God made us, He can destroy us. A used car to us is what we are to Him. Stop feeling so self important. Because you are not.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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You simply do not understand why God did all that, do you!

Dear Lord, you are so close-minded!

[Asshat Turdhead]

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Its also kind of mean that he filled the world with very fun things and filled us with a desire to use them yet he punishes us when we do it. It also shows a compulsive desire for attention if he demands that we worship him all the time.

[IdiocyofMYUniverse]

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God kills all the time.
EventReferenceBible's NumberEstimate1[URL="http://dwindlinginunbelief.blogspot.com/2009/01/gods-killings-1-all-flesh-died-that.html"][COLOR=#cc3300][...]11158JesusRom 8:32, 1 Pet 1:182011

He is supposed to be all knowing and all powerful, he is supposed to control this world. He has killed 25 million people in the OT, and what a nice God it is killing all the time. You can't give him that right and claim it's morally correct to do so.

From the lovely book which Richard Dawkins wrote, your God is a:

"a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully!"

[James Hutchins]

Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed!

God kills all the time.
Event Reference Bible's Number Estimate
1The Flood of NoahGen 7:2320,000,0002Abraham's war to rescue LotGen 14:17-191,0003Sodom and GomorrahGen 19:242,0004Lot's wifeGen 19:26115While they were sore, Dinah's brethren slew all the malesGen 34:1-31, Judith 9:2-321,0006Er for being wicked in the sight of the LordGen 38:7117Onan for spilling his seedGen 38:10118A seven year worldwide famineGen 41:25-5470,0009There will be blood: The first plague of EgyptEx 7:15-27 , Wis 11:7-810,00010The seventh plague: hailEx 9:25300,00011Firstborn Egyptian childrenEx 12:29-30500,00012The Lord took off their chariot wheelsEx 14:8-266005,00013AmalekitesEx 17:131,00014Who is on the Lord's side?: Forcing friends and family to kill each otherEx 32:27-283,0003,00015Aaron's golden calfEx 32:351,00016God burns Aaron's sons to death for offering "strange fire"Lev 10:1-32217A blasphemer is stoned to deathLev 24:10-231118When the people complained, God burned them to deathNum 11:110019While the flesh was still between their teeth, the Lord smote them will a very great plagueNum 11:3310,00020Ten scouts are killed for their honest reportNum 14:35-451011021A man gathering sticks on the Sabbath day is stoned to deathNum 15:32-351122Korah, his companions, and their families are buried aliveNum 16:273923God burns 250 people to death for burning incenseNum 16:3525025024God kills 14,700 for complaining about God's killingsNum 16:4914,70014,70025The massacre of the AradiesNum 21:1-23,00026God sent serpents to bite people for complaining about the lack of food and waterNum 21:610027Phineas's double murder: A killing to end God's killingNum 25:1-1124,00224,00228The Midianite massacre: Have ye saved all the women alive?Num 31:1-356200,00029God slowly killed the Israelite armyDt 2:14-16500,00030God the giant killerDt 2:21-225,00031God hardens King Sihon's heart so all his people can be killedDt 2:33-3415,00032Og and all the men women, and children in 60 citiesDt 3:6160,00033The Jericho massacreJos 6:211,00034Achan and his familyJos 7:10-261535The Ai massacreJos 8:1-2512,00012,00036God stops the sun so Joshua can get his killing done in the daylightJos 10:10-115,00037Five kings killed and hung on treesJos 10:26510,00038Joshua utterly destroyed all that breathed as the Lord commandedJos 10:28-4277,00039The genocide of twenty cities: There was not any left to breatheJos 11:8-12220,00040The Anakim: some more giant killingJos 11:20-215,00041The Lord delivered the Canaanites and PerizzitesJg 1:410,00010,00042The Jerusalem massacreJg 1:81,00043Five massacres, a wedding, and God-proof iron chariotsJg 1:9-255,00044The Lord delivered ChushanrishathaimJg 3:7-1011,00045Ehud delivers a message from GodJg 3:15-221146God delivers 10,000 lusty MoabitesJg 3:28-2910,00010,00047Shamgar killed 60 Philistines with an ox goadJg 3:3160060048Barak and God massacre the CanaanitesJg 4:15-161,00049Jael pounds a tent stake through a sleeping man's skullJg 4:18-221150Gideon's story: The Lord set every man's sword against his fellowJg 7:22120,000120,00051A city is massacred and 1000 burn to death because of God's evil spiritJg 9:23-271,0012,00052The Ammonite massacreJg 11:32-3320,00053Jephthah's daughterJg 11:39115442,000 die for failing the "shibboleth" testJg 12:4-742,00042,00055Samson murdered 30 men for their clothesJg 14:19303056Samson killed 1000 men with the jawbone of an assJg 15:14-151,0001,00057Samson killed 3000 in a suicide terrorist attackJg 16:27-303,0003,00058A holy civil war (it had something to do with rotting concubine body part messages)Jg 20:35-3765,10065,10059The end of Judges: two genocides and 200 stolen virginsJg 21:10-144,00060God killed Eli's sons and 34,000 Israelite soldiers1 Sam 2:25, 4:1134,00234,00261God smote them with hemorrhoids in their secret parts1 Sam 5:1-123,0006250,070 killed for looking into the ark of the Lord1 Sam 6:1950,07050,07063The Lord thundered a great thunder upon the Philistines1 Sam 7:10-111,00064Another Ammonite massacre (and another God-inspired body part message)1 Sam 11:6-131,00065Jonathan's first slaughter1 Sam 14:12-14202066God forces the Philistines to kill each other1 Sam 14:201,00067The Amalekite genocide1 Sam 15:2-310,00068Samuel hacks Agag to death before the Lord1 Sam 15:32-331169In the valley of Elah: Goliath1 Sam 17:51, 2 Sam 21:191170David buys a wife with 200 Philistine foreskins1 Sam 18:2720020071The Lord said to David, Go and smite the Philistines1 Sam 23:2-510,00072God killed Nabal (and David got his wife and other stuff)1 Sam 25:381173David commits random acts of genocide for the Philistines1 Sam 27:8-1160,00074David spends the day killing Amalekites1 Sam 30:171,00075God kills Saul, his sons, and his soldiers (because Saul didn't kill all the Amalekites)1 Sam 31:2, 2 Chr 10:6410076David kills the messenger2 Sam 1:151177David killed, mutilated, and hung Rechab and Baanah2 Sam 4:122278God helps David smite the Philistines from the front and the rear2 Sam 5:19-252,00079God killed Uzzah for trying to keep the ark from falling2 Sam 6:6-7, 1 Chr 13:9-101180David killed two-thirds of the Moabite POWs and enslaved the rest2 Sam 8:266781And the Lord gave David victory wherever he went2 Sam 8 - 1065,85066,85082David killed every male in Edom2 Sam 8:13-14, 1 Kg 11:15-16, 1 Chr 18:12, Ps 60:115,00025,00083Thus did David do to all the children of Ammon2 Sam 11:1, 1 Chr 20:11,00084God slowly kills a baby2 Sam 12:14-181185Seven sons of Saul are hung up before the Lord2 Sam 21:1-973,00086David's mighty men and their amazing killings2 Sam 23, 1 Chr 111,4033,40087God killed 70,000 because of David had a census that God (or Satan) told him to do2 Sam 24:15, 1 Chr 21:1470,000200,00088Solomon murdered Job and Shimei (per David's deathbed wish)1 Kg 2:29-462289A tale of two prophets1 Kg 13:11-241190Jeroboam's son: God kills another child1 Kg 14:171191Jeroboam's family1 Kg 15:291092Baasha's family and friends1 Kg 16:11-122093Zimri burns to death1 Kg 16:18-191194The drought of Elijah1 Kg 17:1, Luke 4:25, James 5:17-183,00095Elijah kills 450 religious leaders in a prayer contest1 Kg 18:22-4045045096The first God-assisted slaughter of the Syrians1 Kg 20:20-2110,00097God killed 100,000 Syrians for calling him a god of the hills1 Kg 20:28-29100,000100,00098God killed 27,000 Syrians by making a wall fall on them1 Kg 20:3027,00027,00099God sent a lion to kill a man for not smiting a prophet1 Kg 20:35-3611100God killed Ahab for not killing a captured king1 Kg 20:42, 22:3511101God burned 102 men to death for asking Elijah to come down from his hill2 Kg 1:10-12102102102God killed Ahaziah for asking the wrong God2 Kg 1:16-17, 2 Chr 22:7-911103God sent bears to kill 42 boys for making fun of a prophet's bald head2 Kg 2:23-244242104The Lord delivered the Moabites2 Kg 3:18-255,000105A skeptic is trampled to death2 Kg 7:2-2011106God's seven year famine2 Kg 8:17,000107Jehoram of Israel2 Kg 9:2411108Jezebel2 Kg 9:33-3711109Ahab's sons: 70 heads in two baskets2 Kg 10:6-107070110Ahab's hometown family, friends, and priests2 Kg 10:1120111Jehu killed Ahaziah's family2 Kg 10:12-13, 2 Chr 22:7-94242112Jehu and his partner kill the rest of Ahab's family2 Kg 10:1720113Jehu assembled the followers of Baal and then slaughtered them all2 Kg 10:18-251,000114Mattan the priest of Baal and Queen Athaliah2 Kg 11:17-2022115God sent lions to eat those who didn't fear him enough2 Kg 17:25-2610116An angel killed 185,000 sleeping soldiers2 Kg 19:34, 37:36185,000185,000117God caused King Sennacherib to be killed by his sons2 Kg 19:37, Tobit 1:2111118Josiah killed all the priests of the high places2 Kg 23:20100119Just another holy war1 Chr 5:18-2250,000120God killed a half million Israelite soldiers2 Chr 13:17-18500,000500,000121Jeroboam2 Chr 13:2011122God killed a million Ethiopians2 Chr 14:9-141,000,0001,000,000123Friendly fire: God forced "a great multitude" to kill each other2 Chr 20:22-2530,000124God made Jehoram's bowels fall out2 Chr 21:14-1911125God killed Jehoram's sons2 Chr 22:13126Ahaziah of Judah2 Chr 22:7-811127Joash, the princes, and army of Judah2 Chr 24:20-25110,000128God destroyed Amaziah2 Chr 25:15-2711,000129God smote Ahaz with the king of Syria2 Chr 28:1-5110,000130God killed 120,000 valiant men for forsaking him2 Chr 28:6120,000120,000131The fall of Jerusalem2 Chr 36:16-1710,000132The Purim killings: God hath done these thingsEsther 2 - 9, 10:475,81375,813133God and Satan kill Job's children and slavesJob 1:18-191060134HananiahJer 28:15-1611135Ezekiel's wifeEzek 24:15-1811136SusannaDan 13:6-6222137Judith is blessed above all women (for cutting off a sleeping man's head)Judith 13:6-1011138The Judith massacre: hang ye up this head upon our wallsJudith 15:1-61,000139Mathathias's double murder1 Mac 2:24-2522140Mathathias and his friends slay the wicked sinners1 Mac 2:44100141God killed Andronicus, the sacrilegious wretch2 Mac 4:3811142A Jewish mob killed Lysimachus, the sacrilegious fellow2 Mac 4:4211143God helped Judas Machabeus destroy the wicked1 Mac 3:1-26, 2 Mac 8:5-68004,900144Judas and his unarmed men kill 3000 of Gorgias's soldiers1 Mac 3:44-4:243,0003,000145The Hanukkah killings1 Mac 4:34-5:75,00017,000146The Machabees brothers slaughter the heathens1 Mac 5:21-5111,00037,000147Nicanor's army: The Almighty being their helper, they slew above nine thousand men1 Mac 7:32-47, 2 Mac 8:24, 15:27147,002147,002148Jonathan and Simon destroy the wicked out of Israel1 Mac 9:46-49, 2 Mac 8:30-33, 10:611,0001,200149Five heavenly horsemen cast darts and fireballs at the enemy2 Mac 8:32-10:3821,10321,400150God killed Antiochus with an incurable bowel disease2 Mac 9:5-2811151Idumeans, traitors, and Jews in two towers2 Mac 10:16-1740,00040,100152Nicanor's head: A manifest sign of the help of God1 Mac 7:33-48, 2 Mac 15:1-3535,00035,000153Aliens at Cades1 Mac 11:743,0003,000154John burns to death 2000 in the tower of Azotus1 Mac 16:102,0002,000155God sent wasps to slowly destroy peopleWisdom 11:7-81,000156Ananias and SapphiraActs 5:5-1022157Herod AggripaActs 12:2311158JesusRom 8:32, 1 Pet 1:182011

[Asshat Turdhead]

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My mentioning of Mr Khan was merely an example of how the righteous do not always win. You say that they might win in life but they do not win in the afterlife, well the flood happened in life. Anyone with a boat and a well stocked storage would have survived such a flood because god would not sink them, why would he, he never does stuff like that now.

[James Hutchins]

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Noah was the only righteous one. If you haven't noticed, the righteous are not usually the ones who come out on top. Genghis Khan enjoyed killing people he didn't like, he became the most succesful dicator in the world and died at the ripe old age of 60 (old age for the time). He was not Christian, he tended to look down on Christianity, or any other religion that was not his, but unlike most dictators, he tolerated it. he tolerated every religion and let each on exist in his cities.

The righteous always come out on top. Anyone that ends up sitting on the right hand of God is a winner. Do you think you will be a winner? Five years, fifty years, is a mere blink when taken in the context of everlasting eternity. A True Christian(tm) sees life on Earth as a short waiting queue to get into Heaven.

Friend, Genghis Khan was not on Noah's Ark. Honestly, if you cannot hold your attention span for more then five minutes, perhaps you need a nap.

Be thankful that Mr. Khan had a job he enjoyed. So many in these fast paced days, do not have jobs they like.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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Noah was the only righteous one. If you haven't noticed, the righteous are not usually the ones who come out on top. Genghis Khan enjoyed killing people he didn't like, he became the most succesful dicator in the world and died at the ripe old age of 60 (old age for the time). He was not Christian, he tended to look down on Christianity, or any other religion that was not his, but unlike most dictators, he tolerated it. he tolerated every religion and let each on exist in his cities.

How is God using Genghis Khan to punis sinners any different from using a tornado, tsunami, school shooting or the AIDS to punish sinners?

He's in Hell now, any way.

YIC

[Asshat Turdhead]

Re: PROOF: Noah's Ark Existed!

Noah was the only righteous one. If you haven't noticed, the righteous are not usually the ones who come out on top. Genghis Khan enjoyed killing people he didn't like, he became the most succesful dicator in the world and died at the ripe old age of 60 (old age for the time). He was not Christian, he tended to look down on Christianity, or any other religion that was not his, but unlike most dictators, he tolerated it. he tolerated every religion and let each on exist in his cities.

[James Hutchins]

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I god could but chose not to knock down the 911 plane then he might have been able to but chosen not to sink ships at sea during the flood. The bible seems to describe only the middle east as to what happened when almost the entire world was building ships.

Friend, all the terrorists died on those planes that day. That is a 100% kill rate. The loss of a few Godly American Christians was a small price to pay. I think if you look, mostly joos were in those upper floors. I'd say God was very successful in reducing the hateful mooslime populating. Why do you think He has the various factions trying to kill each other off?
No, the only ship to survive the Great Flood qas Noah's. All the other ships sunk, the sailors on board met terrible deaths from drowning, sharks and giant squid.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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I god could but chose not to knock down the 911 plane then he might have been able to but chosen not to sink ships at sea during the flood. The bible seems to describe only the middle east as to what happened when almost the entire world was building ships.

If there were loads of other ships built that survived the flood the wreckage would have been found.

Can't you even see that?

Imagine if the creator of the universe wanted mankind dead (except the Noachian cadre): how could He NOT do it?

Noah was the only Righteous man; lucky for him.

2 Chronicles 15:13 Whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.

YIC

[Asshat Turdhead]

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I god could but chose not to knock down the 911 plane then he might have been able to but chosen not to sink ships at sea during the flood. The bible seems to describe only the middle east as to what happened when almost the entire world was building ships.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Obama was a senator in Illinois at the time the 911 attack happened. Bush, largely considered a conservative president was in office at the time. And the terrorists would disagree with you on who sent them.

Really? And what exactly does any of that garbage you just spewed have to do with Noah's Ark??

Keep debating, boy. Keep derailing our Godly threads and see what happens.