[Bobby-Joe]

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Brother Tabor... not that I have the right to doubt or correct your wise words, but you need to explain this in much simpler terms if you want to reach Peter. These people are Belgistans, the ones I have been trying to convert for years. They are... special people.

Let's just say... the fact that it isn't called Tardistan is purely by accident.

Well I can't think of it in any simpler terms that this.

Peter,

God is perfect and all knowing. Since He is perfect He hates sin. So to punish sin He creates man, knowing man will sin. That's why the world is a horrible place, because our creator, in His loving perfection, is giving us what we deserve.

Easy enough Peter?

[Peter]

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Well I can't think of it in any simpler terms that this.

Peter,

God is perfect and all knowing. Since He is perfect He hates sin. So to punish sin He creates man, knowing man will sin. That's why the world is a horrible place, because our creator, in His loving perfection, is giving us what we deserve.

Easy enough Peter?

What you said was as stupid as saying that there was a woman looking for her balls who were in the knees of a black kid who is the son of a dolphin.

[Wide-Open]

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What you said was as stupid as saying that there was a woman looking for her balls who were in the knees of a black kid who is the son of a dolphin.

Oh, so we are off to insult Brother BJ now are we?

Give me one reason not to ban your Flemish ass.

[KJV4me]

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What you said was as stupid as saying that there was a woman looking for her balls who were in the knees of a black kid who is the son of a dolphin.

Quit projecting. What you just said is as stupid as saying that there is a creation without a creator. Even your avatar is a testament to God's glory, yet you mock him in immature, bratty defiance.

Tell me, are you a homersexual? Is that why you are so eager to embrace Satan's tallywhacker in the fiery pits of Hell?

[Bobby-Joe]

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What you said was as stupid as saying that there was a woman looking for her balls who were in the knees of a black kid who is the son of a dolphin.

Friend,

As Brother Wide Open has wise pointed out you are from an imaginary country so I can see it is hard to understand reality. However it is important for the sake of your immortal soul that you do face THE TRUTH™ according to The Bible Peter. The real, adult world is not some socialist fairy tale spun about some mythical city with the unlikely name of “Brussels”*, it is about your actions and accepting the consequences of those actions. The fundamental truth is not a happy; God created us so He can punish sin. This means you, me and every human being that ever lived is utterly, inescapably evil. The good news is God sent His son (which is Himself) to save us, if we tell Him we are sorry for being created as such hopelessly evil creatures.

Now the choice is your’s Peter; accept The TRUTH™ and repent to Jesus for how evil He made you or go back to your socialist fairy tale were the world will be a better place if we all work it at it and have happy thoughts about having not having an after life.

* Like someone would name a city after food, what’s next, “Salisbury”?

[Peter]

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Friend,

As Brother Wide Open has wise pointed out you are from an imaginary country so I can see it is hard to understand reality. However it is important for the sake of your immortal soul that you do face THE TRUTH™ according to The Bible Peter. The real, adult world is not some socialist fairy tale spun about some mythical city with the unlikely name of “Brussels”*, it is about your actions and accepting the consequences of those actions. The fundamental truth is not a happy; God created us so He can punish sin. This means you, me and every human being that ever lived is utterly, inescapably evil. The good news is God sent His son (which is Himself) to save us, if we tell Him we are sorry for being created as such hopelessly evil creatures.

Now the choice is your’s Peter; accept The TRUTH™ and repent to Jesus for how evil He made you or go back to your socialist fairy tale were the world will be a better place if we all work it at it and have happy thoughts about having not having an after life.

* Like someone would name a city after food, what’s next, “Salisbury”?

You turn around reality and imagination, because Belgium is real, and jesus, god, and all the other bible texts aren't true.

[Bobby-Joe]

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You turn around reality and imagination, because Belgium is real, and jesus, god, and all the other bible texts aren't true.

Friend,

How can you say that? Our church has two Belgians as members and they both assure us there is no such country.

[Sommanol Beatmeup]

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Friend,

How can you say that? Our church has two Belgians as members and they both assure us there is no such country.

Why do they call themselfs "Belgians" then, if they say there country doens't exists. Nice try..

[Bobby-Joe]

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Why do they call themselfs "Belgians" then, if they say there country doens't exists. Nice try..

That's what it says on their passports. The fictional country of "Belgium" was created in the 1950s to be a socialist utopia. The people who considered themselves residents of "Belgium" are just victims of an elaborate hoax.

[Dr. Santiago Solo]

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Why do they call themselfs "Belgians" then, if they say there country doens't exists. Nice try..

That's what it says on their passports. The fictional country of "Belgium" was created in the 1950s to be a socialist utopia. The people who considered themselves residents of "Belgium" are just victims of an elaborate hoax.

Yes, it's mostly intended to fool people into buying things like Belgian chocolate, and to tell kids bedtime stories about a land of candies and pastries... Ok, getting back in topic, I just cannot wait for this magnificent movie to come into theatres, but since it won't happen here in this small jungle island of Austria until the movie becomes a huge blockbuster in the US (thing that will surely happen, Glory!) I can only beg my fellow True Christians(tm) to go massively to the premiere in April 18th, I have already ordered 150 Expelled® Resource and Event kits, to distribute to the heathens, and make them realise the terrible prosecution Godly Christian Scientists have to face everyday:

Because nothing says "science" like a middle-aged joo in short pants, shout Glory! I was wondering in how many theatres will it be premiered in Freehold...

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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It doesn't surprise me that homers such as these two are the most aggressive and militant supporters of EVILution. But what DOES surprise me is that so many people actually believe what they say! I read not too long ago that 50% of the USA believes in EVILution. Needless to say, after discovering how dismal the statistics were I cried for hours after reading that and redoubled my prayer regimen.

Doesn't everyone know that everything a homer says is automatically a lie? The formula is simple:
homer = lie
Bible = truth

When will people learn?

Amen.

It's no wonder that homers are militant supporters of EVILoution. Homers these days are fond of thinking that their desire to ram their tallywhacker into their buddies butt is somehow "genetic", that it is caused by "Eviloution". What they fail to understand, by even their own "theory", is that if it were true homers would only be around for one generation as they can't possibly reproduce themselves by their "butt" behavior.

[WickedWitch]

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I am interrupting this thread to make an EMERGENCY POST! So pay some frigging attention!!

Does anyone here know WHEN and WHERE "EXPELLED" will be showing in CANADA?

I've been driving myself CRAZY trying to find even one theatre showing it. Do I have to go to frigging Washington to see it or something!? *Cries*

[Dr. Santiago Solo]

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I am interrupting this thread to make an EMERGENCY POST! So pay some frigging attention!!

Does anyone here know WHEN and WHERE "EXPELLED" will be showing in CANADA?

I've been driving myself CRAZY trying to find even one theatre showing it. Do I have to go to frigging Washington to see it or something!? *Cries*

Regrettably, my Unsaved Canadian witch, I don't think it will be showing outside of Jesusland until it becomes a great market succes, in their website there's only a list of states, nothing international. Weird, eh? One would say such a glorious occasion should happen across this whole planet!

[Dr. Santiago Solo]

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It says "Canadian distribution this summer" I just cannot wait

[WickedWitch]

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*Bursts out crying* I DON'T WANNA WAIT!

Thank you for looking, though. *Wanders off to cry in a corner*