[Brother Temperance]

Re: Vivisection in Landover! Tour the Laboratory

The word that the KJV tranlates as "dominion" actually is closer in meaning to "stewardship."

So are you claiming that you "steward" your queer husband now?

[SUV]

Re: Vivisection in Landover! Tour the Laboratory

No.

ROFLMFAO with JESUS

[Herr_Doktor Phd.]

Re: Vivisection in Landover! Tour the Laboratory

The fractured writings from which you derive your scriptures were mostly in Greek and Hebrew, from which they were translarted into Latin and later to English. NONE of them were originally in English.

My reply to this is a little late and my heart is gladdened to see the Just Rebuke you received for your unGodly blasphemy.

But I'll humor you for a minute.

Can you please produce the evidence to support your absurd and wild claims.

I would prefer to see a photostatically copied original followed by a anointed translation from a well known scholar explaining the interpretation. Preferably from someone with equal repute such as Sir Charles Leonard Woolley.

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Vivisection in Landover! Tour the Laboratory

You want to borrow my pruning shears to trim that nose of yours? It gets longer every time you touch the keyboard.

So THAT's what you mean when you keep putting our "noses" and your huge clitoris in the same sentence... ewwwww!!!

THIS HARLOT HAS BEEN USING SEX TALK ON US ALL!!!!

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Vivisection in Landover! Tour the Laboratory

Unfortunately, you have free will, and good True Christian folk like me cannot stop you from such foolhardy risks. But I should warn you, that when gambling, the house always wins.

She has free will, but she refuses to exercise it. It's a shame really.

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Vivisection in Landover! Tour the Laboratory

If they have no souls, then they have no choice about their actions - it's instinct, nothing more.

Human beings also run on instinct. God HATES instincts and that is why we are a constant pain in His side. Only by embracing His Law, and surpassing the instincts that He created in us, can we act outside of instinct and become worthy of Heaven.

Stop behaving like a common beast; mindlessly submitting the the mind's call for lust, greed, and gluttony. I have always found it odd how sinners thing they exercise free will, yet all their actions are based on bodily desire and instinct. I'm sure bees think they are exercising free will as well.

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Vivisection in Landover! Tour the Laboratory

If I had the funds and facilities to care for the myriad poor creatures injured in the name of "research," I would take in every one of them.
Perhaps you should read Richard Adams' "The Plague Dogs." On second thought, never mind - you'd probably use it as a how-to manual.

This is not surprising at all considering wicker paganist like yourself hold a weekly woodland orgy in which the witches among the covens commit bestiality with the he-goat. This has given me an idea for an experiment of my own. There has to be something within the goat's anatomy that is diabolical. Why else would it be one of Satan's favorite beast. And why else would you allow one to sodomize you, and you it with your humongously oversized clitoris?

I'm going to make a phone call to one of the local farmers today. Thank you Danceless the Whore for inspiring my pursuit of this godly undertaking.

[KJV4me]

Re: Vivisection in Landover! Tour the Laboratory

No.

You'd rather lick the flames of Hell, I see. Well, you will probably change your tune once your tongue is singed by the infernos below.

God will not stand for the unrepentant mockery of his faithful and obedient flock!

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Vivisection in Landover! Tour the Laboratory

Typical femnazi, threaten a man with castration any time she loses an argument.

Castration doesn't involve the nose, BJ.

Apologize to KJV4me Dances like an adult.

No.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Vivisection in Landover! Tour the Laboratory

You want to borrow my pruning shears to trim that nose of yours? It gets longer every time you touch the keyboard.

Typical femnazi, threaten a man with castration any time she loses an argument.

Apologize to KJV4me Dances like an adult.

[KJV4me]

Re: Vivisection in Landover! Tour the Laboratory

You want to borrow my pruning shears to trim that nose of yours? It gets longer every time you touch the keyboard.

I expected a disciple of the Kind of Lies (Satan) would be better at insulting True Christians, but it seems that you were not at the top of the class. Perhaps more clitoris-to-anus buggery on your part will increase your capacity to spew venom.

Why not give it up already and turn to Christ? You obviously don't make a very formidable demon-candidate.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Vivisection in Landover! Tour the Laboratory

You already admitted that the house was real when you confessed that you were taking a chance. If the house wasn't real (which it is), there would be no chance to take.

How many times do I have to remind you of the ninth commandment? Stop lying, harlot!

You want to borrow my pruning shears to trim that nose of yours? It gets longer every time you touch the keyboard.

[KJV4me]

Re: Vivisection in Landover! Tour the Laboratory

But in this case, the house isn't real, so it can't win.

You already admitted that the house was real when you confessed that you were taking a chance. If the house wasn't real (which it is), there would be no chance to take.

How many times do I have to remind you of the ninth commandment? Stop lying, harlot!

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Vivisection in Landover! Tour the Laboratory

Unfortunately, you have free will, and good True Christian folk like me cannot stop you from such foolhardy risks. But I should warn you, that when gambling, the house always wins.

But in this case, the house isn't real, so it can't win.

[KJV4me]

Re: Vivisection in Landover! Tour the Laboratory

I'll take that chance.

Unfortunately, you have free will, and good True Christian folk like me cannot stop you from such foolhardy risks. But I should warn you, that when gambling, the house always wins.