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  • Darwin's theory of Evolution is Dead

    Praise Him! This enlightened video has the best exposure for the fairy tale for adults that Evilution is:

    Well, I can tell you that my mummy and daddy were no hydrogen atoms! Glory! I must discourage you to watch the response to this video, though, for most of them are very much ungodly... Do not watch this one, especially.
    Bringing Geology back to Christ!

    I believe Dr. Hovind to be completely innocent of the alleged crime of "tax evasion", and furthermore believe Hovind's 10 year sentence to be patently unjust and based upon an effort to silence his ministry.

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    Re: Darwin's theory of Evolution is Dead

    Praise Jesus! Where did you find this Godly man? We need to get him to teach at Landover University as soon as possible!

    Glory!! I can hear the power of the Holy Ghost speaking through him, clear as day!!
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • #3
      Re: Darwin's theory of Evolution is Dead

      Oh, I know, the coherence, the objectivity, the thorough critical thought, it's just too perfect, I reckon we should give this man an honorary PhD in Creation Science just from this video (and is not like Christian(tm) colleges are giving PhDs away just like that) Glory!!!
      Bringing Geology back to Christ!

      I believe Dr. Hovind to be completely innocent of the alleged crime of "tax evasion", and furthermore believe Hovind's 10 year sentence to be patently unjust and based upon an effort to silence his ministry.

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      • #4
        Re: Baptist's theory of Creation is Dead

        Hahahahaha, I always like a good laugh, like the one I got when I saw that movie... hilarious... No, seriously, in these days you must be a brainwashed fool to litteraly believe the bible.

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        • #5
          Re: Baptist's theory of Creation is Dead

          Originally posted by Peter View Post
          Hahahahaha, I always like a good laugh, like the one I got when I saw that movie... hilarious... No, seriously, in these days you must be a brainwashed fool to litteraly believe the bible.
          Really, then maybe you can explain if evolution is true, it all did happen by Random Mutation and Natural Selection, where did the laws of gravity come from?

          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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          • #6
            Re: Baptist's theory of Creation is Dead

            Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
            Really, then maybe you can explain if evolution is true, it all did happen by Random Mutation and Natural Selection, where did the laws of gravity come from?
            The laws of gravity are something different than evolution.

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              Re: Darwin's theory of Evolution is Dead

              Amen brother, thanks for posting this! It's a heavenly blessing just to watch it!

              I especially am impressed with him pointing out the evilutionists that their false doctrine is *JUST A THEORY*. They go around touting off like it was a proven fact or something. We need to keep letting people know that evilution is just a retarded theory dreamed up by some limey homer in order to get people to worship monkeys.

              Praise!

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              • #8
                Re: Darwin's theory of Evolution is Dead

                Originally posted by Brother Cletus View Post
                Amen brother, thanks for posting this! It's a heavenly blessing just to watch it!

                I especially am impressed with him pointing out the evilutionists that their false doctrine is *JUST A THEORY*. They go around touting off like it was a proven fact or something. We need to keep letting people know that evilution is just a retarded theory dreamed up by some limey homer in order to get people to worship monkeys.

                Praise!
                The fact that it's a theory doesn't mean it's false.
                This stupid creationist doesn't know anything about science and he starts nagging about it.

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                • #9
                  Re: Baptist's theory of Creation is Dead

                  Originally posted by Peter View Post
                  The laws of gravity are something different than evolution.
                  Please don't evade the question and answer it.

                  Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                  Hot Must ReadThreads!


                  Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                  • #10
                    Re: Darwin's theory of Evolution is Dead

                    Originally posted by Peter View Post
                    The fact that it's a theory doesn't mean it's false.
                    Okay, so I have a theory that you're a baboon.

                    Must be true, huh?
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • #11
                      Re: Darwin's theory of Evolution is Dead

                      - Bible is right because God wrote it.

                      - Theory is still a theory even if it's the best explanation for a natural phenomenon.

                      - Irreducible complexity exists therefore God had to create the universe. So there's no point to try and explain the origin of the flagellum.

                      - Predators are so adequately designed to hunt on prey; the prey are so adequately designed to hide from predators, which side is God on?

                      - Complexity exists therefore a designer must have created the complexity. However a designer must be more complex than the complexity he/she/it created. Who created the designer?

                      - Evolution is only a theory. Religion, however is not, nor is it a fact. Religion is an adaptation favored by natural selection to help cope the reason of existence.
                      I would like you to meet my imaginary friend, God.

                      "...as Christians we deal with the truth, just because something is written down in a book doesn't mean it happened." - Bobby-Joe

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                      • #12
                        Re: Darwin's theory of Evolution is Dead

                        Originally posted by LingBlingDingDong View Post
                        - Bible is right because God wrote it.
                        Yes.

                        - Theory is still a theory even if it's the best explanation for a natural phenomenon.
                        Yes!

                        - Irreducible complexity exists therefore God had to create the universe. So there's no point to try and explain the origin of the flagellum.
                        Yes, Glory!

                        - Predators are so adequately designed to hunt on prey; the prey are so adequately designed to hide from predators, which side is God on?
                        God is on America's side

                        - Complexity exists therefore a designer must have created the complexity. However a designer must be more complex than the complexity he/she/it created. Who created the designer?
                        No one, He's always been there...

                        - Evolution is only a theory.
                        Of course, you are finally getting it, or show me the mathematical, incontrovertible proof of common descent, with equations and axioms, please...
                        Religion, however is not, nor is it a fact. Religion is an adaptation favored by natural selection to help cope the reason of existence.
                        Now you're losing it, you were so close! God only favours one religion, His Religion®, Christianity™ (Baptist, of course) Praise Him!!!
                        Bringing Geology back to Christ!

                        I believe Dr. Hovind to be completely innocent of the alleged crime of "tax evasion", and furthermore believe Hovind's 10 year sentence to be patently unjust and based upon an effort to silence his ministry.

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