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Landover Babtist Church has been covering the global warming hoax since long before even Fox News discovered it.
We published many insightful articles on the matter:
But, even though we clearly did our part, there are still some people left who keep propagating the global warming hoax. This puzzled me, so I decided to do some research on the matter. Who would gain from perpetuating this global warming hoax? Well, I did find out and now I present you with the horrible truth of the matter!
The shocking truth of the matter is scientists are the ones who profit from the global warming hoax. Yes, the same scientists who falsely claimed it existed in the first place! Their "research" shows global warming to be true and they use that as leverage to steal more of our tax dollars to do even more research on the matter. And this is a documented, verifiable fact!
The more money we give to scientists, the more they start lying about global warming to get even more money! Fortunately the solution is simple. Stop giving money to scientists! That will save a lot of money and fix the global warming hoax with one simple stroke. This way our next president Romney can lower taxes, give an extra two trillion dollar to our starving military and at the same time balance our budget! The Obama years will be quickly forgotten.
Just look at this graph, it's math and statistics, so it has to be true!
We published many insightful articles on the matter:
- Al Gore Strikes Again: Iceberg Meance (Bobby-Joe)
- Frozen Drainpipe DISPROVES Global Warming! (True Disciple)
- Global Warming. Have you been "Gored?" Now Hear the Truth. (Talitha)
- Another 'scientific' gem - Dinosaurs Farts Warmed the Earth (Noah Sole)
- “About” Global Warming: The Myth, The Way and The Light (Ezekiel Bathfire)
- What Can True Christians™ Do To Speed Up Global Warming? (Pastor Ezekiel)
- Rep. Shimkus uses True Science™ to debunk climate-change myth (Jedediah)
But, even though we clearly did our part, there are still some people left who keep propagating the global warming hoax. This puzzled me, so I decided to do some research on the matter. Who would gain from perpetuating this global warming hoax? Well, I did find out and now I present you with the horrible truth of the matter!
The shocking truth of the matter is scientists are the ones who profit from the global warming hoax. Yes, the same scientists who falsely claimed it existed in the first place! Their "research" shows global warming to be true and they use that as leverage to steal more of our tax dollars to do even more research on the matter. And this is a documented, verifiable fact!
The more money we give to scientists, the more they start lying about global warming to get even more money! Fortunately the solution is simple. Stop giving money to scientists! That will save a lot of money and fix the global warming hoax with one simple stroke. This way our next president Romney can lower taxes, give an extra two trillion dollar to our starving military and at the same time balance our budget! The Obama years will be quickly forgotten.
Just look at this graph, it's math and statistics, so it has to be true!
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