Rep. Shimkus uses True Science™ to debunk climate-change myth

[Jedediah]

And who says elections don't have consequences?

Real Americans™ turned out in droves last month to reject the lies, corruption, and misrepresentations of the Demoncrat Socialist Party. Now, Godly Republican leaders are poised to take over Congressional committee chairmanships. One potential committee chairman that I wholeheartedly approve of is John Shimkus of Illinois, who is likely to head up the Energy and Commerce Committee.

Unlike many false Christians who only call themselves such in order to gain votes, Rep. Shimkus is the real deal! Watch him in action here, in this footage from a 2009 hearing of the House Subcommittee on Energy and Environment.

John Shimkus clearly has a firm grasp on True Science™. It is only because of lack of faith that false Christians and nonbelievers worry about silly things like the "climate-change" hoax.

Genesis 8:20-22
And Noah builded an altar unto the LORD; and took of every clean beast, and of every clean fowl, and offered burnt offerings on the altar. And the LORD smelled a sweet savour; and the LORD said in his heart, I will not again curse the ground any more for man's sake; for the imagination of man's heart is evil from his youth; neither will I again smite any more every thing living, as I have done.
While the earth remaineth, seedtime and harvest, and cold and heat, and summer and winter, and day and night shall not cease.

All these so-called "environmental initiatives" foisted upon us by queers, lieberals, and dope-smokers are entirely unnecessary, as God's Word tells us that man will not destroy the earth. The earth will only be destroyed when God decrees it, and no amount of job-killing "cap and trade" socialist fascism will stop that from happening!

Matthew 24:30-31
And then shall appear the sign of the Son of man in heaven: and then shall all the tribes of the earth mourn, and they shall see the Son of man coming in the clouds of heaven with power and great glory.
And he shall send his angels with a great sound of a trumpet, and they shall gather together his elect from the four winds, from one end of heaven to the other.

So to all of you reading this who voted Republican in last month's elections, I salute you for your love of our Christian Nation. If we pull off another such victory in 2012, we will be but a hair's breadth from transforming our government into a True Christian™ Theocracy! Praise!

I have been praying every day of the last two years for God to give us our country back, and He has obviously listened to the prayers of the righteous. Let this serve as an example, Prayer Warriors: start praying for Republican victories in 2012 today!

[Gabriel Reproba]

Re: Rep. Shimkus uses True Science™ to debunk climate-change myth

Let's not mince words. This is what happens when True Christians start electing their own. THIS is what will happen when we gain a majority. Shout Glory!

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Rep. Shimkus uses True Science™ to debunk climate-change myth

The future does look optimistic indeed! If we are going to save this country from turning into a third-world country we will need some of the best and brightest people (obviously True Christians(tm)) to run it. We need climate-change denialists like Rep. Shimkus in charge of the energy committee who won't be afraid to let us continue burning fossil fuels with impunity. We need committed seven-day creationist scientists to teach our children REAL Science. We need a surgeon general who believes in the power of faith healing and refuses to believe in nonsense like immunizations, safe sex, and cancer prevention.

Only then will America be a shining beacon and be able to lead the world once again.

[ExGay Alex]

Re: Rep. Shimkus uses True Science™ to debunk climate-change myth

Finally, someone who understands that America was built on the Bible and the public policy answers are to be found therein. Thanks for posting this very enlightening video.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Rep. Shimkus uses True Science™ to debunk climate-change myth

This is more like it! A politician steeped in Godliness defying the satanic scientists who want to close the mines, cap all oil wells and have us driving around in horse and buggy.

Rep Shimkus stands out amongst men. Even the Iranian Office for Climate change, ruled as it is by Mad Mullahs, has denied God and kow-towed to secular liberals! http://www.climate-change.ir/en/concept/ So much for Islam! So much better for Jesus!

[DeadMan89]

Re: Rep. Shimkus uses True Science™ to debunk climate-change myth

That's complete bullshit. Plain and simple.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Rep. Shimkus uses True Science™ to debunk climate-change myth

That's complete bullshit. Plain and simple.

While I certainly don't condone your crass and crude language, I understand your sentiment completely.

It is total bull pucky that America ever let evilutionists and hippies ever get elected in this country in the first place!

[HTannor]

Re: Rep. Shimkus uses True Science™ to debunk climate-change myth

That's complete bullshit. Plain and simple.

You have the unique gift of cutting to the core when describing those who would have us believe in junk science about global warming and all that other nonsense.

A clear understanding of the issues is vital in our judicial system, however the language you used could be "flowered up" a bit so as to not bring court proceedings to a screaching halt.

To learn more about proper judicial language I suggest you consider enrolling in law school because you have the makings of a fine trial attorney as personified by our own Brother Gabriel Reproba.

I, myself, matriculated at LaSalle Extension University. Tragically, it is no longer in existence, however there are other fine institutions out there that could hone and direct your skills into a quite lucrative profession.

Perhaps Brother Reproba can "take you under his wing" and guide you further in your search for higher education.