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  • #16
    Re: My Pledge

    Originally posted by GodorNogod View Post
    Also Billy Bob Jenkins, good luck with your pledge, but in my opinion not wearing a coat in winter is as good an argument for evolution as any.
    Seems everything is an excuse to blindly believe in evolution. My garbage disposal stopped working so I guess you think evolution did that too, right. Is every events, no matter how common or naturally occuring have to prove evolution or be a sign of evolution? You need to repent of this evolution nonsense and seek Him before it's too late. He already sent a storm to the east coast to warn them against voting for Obama. Then, when they didn't get the first hint and voted for Obama anyway, he sent another storm. Now God is sending raw sewage into their water supply to let them know he's not happy with all the looting negroes. He is making His discontent known so you had best get right with Him before His anger turns to you.

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    • #17
      Re: My Pledge

      Originally posted by Rev. Jamar D. Dodson View Post
      Seems everything is an excuse to blindly believe in evolution. My garbage disposal stopped working so I guess you think evolution did that too, right. Is every events, no matter how common or naturally occuring have to prove evolution or be a sign of evolution? You need to repent of this evolution nonsense and seek Him before it's too late. He already sent a storm to the east coast to warn them against voting for Obama. Then, when they didn't get the first hint and voted for Obama anyway, he sent another storm. Now God is sending raw sewage into their water supply to let them know he's not happy with all the looting negroes. He is making His discontent known so you had best get right with Him before His anger turns to you.
      Thank you, friend, for coming to the defense of our omnipotent God. He needs all the help He can get these days, with homosexuals sticking parts of themselves inside of eachother and demanding special privileges.

      Anyone with a brain in their head can see that the rise of organic complexity does not support the claim that the fittest survive. Rather, it is a clear indication that everything is being controlled by an infinitely wise and powerful King who will reward me and punish my enemies in the afterlife!
      The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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      • #18
        Re: My Pledge

        Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
        Thank you, friend, for coming to the defense of our omnipotent God. He needs all the help He can get these days, with homosexuals sticking parts of themselves inside of eachother and demanding special privileges.

        Anyone with a brain in their head can see that the rise of organic complexity does not support the claim that the fittest survive. Rather, it is a clear indication that everything is being controlled by an infinitely wise and powerful King who will reward me and punish my enemies in the afterlife!
        As Sarah Palin once said, and I paraphrase, "Look how goofy the moose looks. They're all awkward looking and have those big ole weird antlers. How does it look all goofy if there was natural selection. Wouldn't it be better looking? And the platypus! It's so goofy God had to have made it."

        No truer words have ever been spoken by any other female Alaskan ex-governor who ran for vice president.

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        • #19
          Re: My Pledge

          Originally posted by Rev. Jamar D. Dodson View Post
          As Sarah Palin once said, and I paraphrase, "Look how goofy the moose looks. They're all awkward looking and have those big ole weird antlers. How does it look all goofy if there was natural selection. Wouldn't it be better looking? And the platypus! It's so goofy God had to have made it."

          No truer words have ever been spoken by any other female Alaskan ex-governor who ran for vice president.
          An nigra boy who can quote Sarah Palin. Now I've seen everything.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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          • #20
            Re: My Pledge

            Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
            The Earth's temperature is a static condition.
            Well said! The temperature never changes.
            I'm a pervert and I like it that way

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