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my mum says dat god created the world but my dad says dat it was some big band or sometin. my mum says dat my dad is da devil.
i am so confused. plz help.
i am so confused. plz help.
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Re: omg wat shud i believ?
Read the Bible.
And pay attention in English class.God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.
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Believe mum.Disagree? By failing to register and debate me, you prove that liberals are factless frauds who only persuade through intimidation. To prove otherwise, debate me!
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she's only a woman but she obviously listens to the menfolk who know better. Your dad is going to hell. So which parent do you love the most? I'd be telling your Mother to divorce your Dad and find herself a good christian husband.Originally posted by Jeb Thurmond View Post
We can 'encourage' her to leave your father, the DOF is very persuasive.The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XLComment
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Your Father is an Atheist Blasphemer who is obviously a tool of Satan.Originally posted by JimmyB View Post
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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[quote=JimmyB;185158]my dad says dat it was some big band or sometin. quote]
Big band
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Dude, your dad sounds MENTAL!!!A big band is a type of musical ensemble associated with playing jazz music and which became popular during the Swing Era from the early 1930s until the late 1940s. A big band typically consists of approximately 12 to 25 musicians and contains saxophones, trumpets, trombones, and a rhythm section. The terms jazz band, jazz ensemble, stage band, jazz orchestra, and dance band are also used to refer to this type of ensemble. This does not, however, mean that each one of these names is technically correct for naming a 'big band" specifically.
In contrast to smaller jazz combos, in which most of the music is improvised, or created spontaneously, music played by big bands is highly "arranged", or prepared in advance and notated on sheet music. The music is traditionally called 'charts'. Improvised solos may be played only when called for by the arranger.
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I don't doubt that one bit son, I would just select whichever one of them that taught you to speak and snapkick them in the head for starters. Then listen to the other one - less than perfect but your best bet in this miserable situation. I will pray for you, perhaps Baby Jesus can help.Originally posted by JimmyB View PostIsaiah 36.12 - But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?Comment
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Son, just believe in Jesus.Originally posted by JimmyB View Post
I would like you to pray every night before you go to bed.
Something simple like this will do:
Dear God,
I accept Jesus as my Saviour.
I love Christ as He loves me.
Amen.
If you really mean it when you say it, then these simple words are the difference between Salvation or an eternity of terrible pain in Hell.sigpic
Exodus 22:18 says, "Suffer not a witch to live." Deuteronomy 18:10 says, "There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch."Comment
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'Band' is just one way you can refer to god, I think 'band' is 'god' in Tahitian.Comment
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Re: omg wat shud i believ?
First, maybe use a spell-check.
Second, learn about the Big Bang and Evolution. There is proof for evolution, whereas the bible contradicts itself every other page.
Third, don't expect an objective answer when coming onto a fundamental baptist forum and asking 'what should I believe'.
Sheesh.
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That was a very subjective reply.Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View PostFirst, maybe use a spell-check.
Second, learn about the Big Bang and Evolution. There is proof for evolution, whereas the bible contradicts itself every other page.
Third, don't expect an objective answer when coming onto a fundamental baptist forum and asking 'what should I believe'.
Sheesh.sigpic
Exodus 22:18 says, "Suffer not a witch to live." Deuteronomy 18:10 says, "There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch."Comment
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Well the initial poster needed a direct answer that didn't involve telling him to read a bible. I'm not telling him what to believe, simply that he would benefit from learning about the big bang and evolution. From there, he could make up his own mind.sigpic
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I thought the advise I gave him was very good:Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
My advise was for his spiritual wellbeing and was for the sake of his immortal soul. Something that you seemed to have missed out.Originally posted by Herr_Doktor Phd. View Postsigpic
Exodus 22:18 says, "Suffer not a witch to live." Deuteronomy 18:10 says, "There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch."Comment
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And not at all biased, was it?Originally posted by Herr_Doktor Phd. View Post
No I didn't.My advise was for his spiritual wellbeing and was for the sake of his immortal soul. Something that you seemed to have missed out.
I'm showing MY concern by not letting an impressionable teenager be sucked into a pit of brainwashing.
Besides, even if there was a hell (though there isn't), could it be worse than spending an eternity with xtians? *Shudder*sigpic
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Originally posted by Rachael Not Helping View Postdon't expect an objective answer when coming onto a fundamental baptist forum and asking 'what should I believe'.
Sheesh.Rachael, you tried for objective, but only managed objectionable.Originally posted by Herr_Doktor Phd. View Post
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