[murdythenumbskull]

Re: Proof global warming doesn't exist.

The atmosphere would float away. Lol.

When I first started people talk about how the Mayan calendar ends on 12-21-12, and were talking about Mayan doomsday prophecies, I thought to myself, here we go again. Here comes the latest installment of new-age mumbo-jumbo.

However, I kept hearing more and more about it, and I was alarmed at some of the things I heard, so I looked into it a bit. I found out that the Mayans weren't the only ones who predicted cataclysmic events for 2012. So did the Hopi Indians, so did Nostradamus, so did Merlin, so did the Upanishads, so did the I Ching, all predicting something happening in 2012.

Now I don't put any stock in predictions from such dubious sources, but the fact that those so-called prophecies all exist lead me to think that maybe there's a reason for it. It can't all be coincidence. I think Satan is planning something big, and he's using 2012 mania as a cover for it.

What do you think?

Pastor Billy-Reuben

Dozens of threads

[Didymus Much]

Re: Proof global warming doesn't exist.

...Here comes the latest installment of new-age mumbo-jumbo...

...Now I don't put any stock in predictions from such dubious sources...

Pastor Billy-Reuben

Dozens of threads

Really? You have serious reading comprehension difficulties, if you think anything PBR said means that he said the world would end in 2012.

There were a couple of threads about the subject, but no True Christian™ ever said such a thing. Mr. Smyth's offer (2 posts above yours) stands.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Proof global warming doesn't exist.

Are you trying to scare me?



Do you understand the principle between weather and climate? Weather is the conditions in the atmosphere in a certain place, during a certain time; weather is always changing. Climate is what weather is like over a long period of time (Years, decades). When we are talking about global warming, we are talking about how the temperature has risen over a number of decades about one degree. You might not think this is bad, but we're worried when it gets to 4 degrees, it will be dangerous as it would result in small changes overall of how hot Earth is. This will make a big difference in rising tides, the melting of the arctics and antarctic etc etc.

In conclusion, we are just talking about a one degree change. It doesn't mean it is not going to get cold. You really do celebrate your own ignorance.

Hey Lunkhead, we haven't even reached the temperature heights of past interglacial periods according to your "scientists" - and take your Mann Hockey Sticks and shove them where the sun doesn't shine, they were debunked years ago.

Relax and have a beer on Jesus - even He waited until it was warmer to visit and atone for your sins of stupidity. If past history is correct according to your "scientists" it is going to get real cold again. Perhaps that's why Jesus spread all that methane and oil around (just like Obama spreading the wealth) - it's for us to use it and stay warm a little longer so we can praise Him.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Proof global warming doesn't exist.

The atmosphere would float away. Lol.

When I first started people talk about how the Mayan calendar ends on 12-21-12, and were talking about Mayan doomsday prophecies, I thought to myself, here we go again. Here comes the latest installment of new-age mumbo-jumbo.

However, I kept hearing more and more about it, and I was alarmed at some of the things I heard, so I looked into it a bit. I found out that the Mayans weren't the only ones who predicted cataclysmic events for 2012. So did the Hopi Indians, so did Nostradamus, so did Merlin, so did the Upanishads, so did the I Ching, all predicting something happening in 2012.

Now I don't put any stock in predictions from such dubious sources, but the fact that those so-called prophecies all exist lead me to think that maybe there's a reason for it. It can't all be coincidence. I think Satan is planning something big, and he's using 2012 mania as a cover for it.

What do you think?

Pastor Billy-Reuben

Dozens of threads

Yeah, reading's not your strong point, is it.

I'll type slow for you....


He's saying that because so many had 2012 predictions, that maybe Satan was up to something. I'm not sure where you get the idea that he's saying the world was coming to an end.

But why should I expect you to be able to read, after all you have a liebral education.

[murdythenumbskull]

Re: Proof global warming doesn't exist.

Really? You have serious reading comprehension difficulties, if you think anything PBR said means that he said the world would end in 2012.

There were a couple of threads about the subject, but no True Christian™ ever said such a thing. Mr. Smyth's offer (2 posts above yours) stands.

Pastor Billy-Reuben
Senior Pastor VP of Evangelical Outreach
On FIRE for Jesus
True Christian™

Don't worry Zach you can keep your money, I'm well off. Give it to this Diddy guy he probably smoked himself broke

[Didymus Much]

Re: Proof global warming doesn't exist.

Pastor Billy-Reuben
Senior Pastor VP of Evangelical Outreach
On FIRE for Jesus
True Christian™...

So?

...Don't worry Zach you can keep your money, I'm well off...

He'll keep his money until you stop failing (i.e. forever).

[murdythenumbskull]

Re: Proof global warming doesn't exist.

Fellow True Christians,

As you all know, The End Times are near. The recent earthquake and floods in the northeastern USA (home of the anti-Christ, Obama) were just the latest warnings that you should heed. Furthermore, the last super-volcanic eruption was a mere 75,000 years ago at Mt Toba in Indonesia, a Muslim country. Coincidence? Hah! And now the Yellowstone Super-Volcano is getting active again - you can see it yourself with your own eyes!




The Mayans were pretty smart folks with the most advanced technology in North America in their time. More than 700 years ago, they showed the world that Mexicans are capable construction workers (you seen those pyramids?), landscape gardeners and tomato pickers. Heck, with all those beheadings in their pagan temples, it was obvious even then that Mexicans would make great drug gangsters. If you saw Mel Gibson's Apocalypto you'll know - those beaners have always been violent folks with tattoos.

Anyway, the Mayans predicted The End Times with their famous calendar. But since they weren't Christians, the Lord snuffed them all out, as He will do to all beaners soon. The Mayan calendar ends at 11:11 AM, December 21, 2012, so we barely have time for one more Republican victory election before the Lord sets the Earth on fire and all of us True Christians get Raptured.

With so little time left, it's important that we get ready. My corporation recently bought out two holy companies which are helping Christians prepare for the coming Apocalypse: Goldline International and Food Insurance. Anyone who listens to Glenn Beck or has a diploma from his online university should be familiar with those names.

The Lord wants you and your family to prosper in the coming End Times, and that's why He wants you to invest in gold now more than ever. Indeed, recent messages we've been getting from Jesus indicate that you'll be able to take your gold with you to Heaven to buy an SUV, snowmobile and wide-screen TV. You don't want to spend an eternity in Heaven standing next to a freeway exit holding up a "Will work for food" sign, do you? So you need to start accumulating gold now!

You may have seen advertisements by some unscrupulous gold dealers who will charge 3% commission on gold sales - don't let them rip you off! At Goldline International, we charge only 80% over the world market price for gold, but you know that you'll be getting a quality product. The fact that Godly Glenn Beck has publicly blessed our company is all the proof that you need.

Furthermore, Jesus has been sending messages via AM radio to all the well-known conservative talk show hosts. It's no coincidence that they all have come to realize that Food Insurance offers the best value in town. When sitting in your bomb shelter waiting for The End Times to come, would you rather that your last meal be peanut butter and crackers, or beef stroganoff?


AM radio hosts all agree with Jesus: Food Insurance offers the tastiest Last Supper

Plus, I'm pleased to announce that all our customers who have done over $10,000 business with either Goldline International or Food Insurance will receive a 10% discount on classes at Glenn Beck University! This is a bargain that all True Christians will NOT want to miss!


Glenn Beck University cooking class

But hurry. The Rapture is just 16 months away. As they say, time flies!

Soooooo.......more?

[Didymus Much]

Re: Proof global warming doesn't exist.

Soooooo.......more?

No, just one will do. Where did FMF say "THE WORLD WILL END IN 2012", as you claimed?

[murdythenumbskull]

Re: Proof global warming doesn't exist.

Maybe a break from smoking would do you some clarity.

Refer to the first line, or the last, or the whole thing.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Proof global warming doesn't exist.

...Refer to the first line...

You mean this?

...As you all know, The End Times are near...

"The End Times" is not the end of the world. If you'd read the Bible, you'd know this.

...or the last...

...The Rapture is just 16 months away...

The Rapture is not the end of the world. If you'd read the Bible, you'd know this.

...or the whole thing.

...Maybe a break from smoking would do you some clarity.

So what have you been smoking?

[murdythenumbskull]

Re: Proof global warming doesn't exist.

helping Christians prepare for the coming Apocalypse.

a·poc·a·lypse
/əˈpäkəˌlips/

Noun 1. The complete final destruction of the world, esp. as described in the biblical book of Revelation.


Sooooo....are you retarded or are you just afraid of admitting you're retarded.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Proof global warming doesn't exist.

Pastor Billy-Reuben
Senior Pastor VP of Evangelical Outreach
On FIRE for Jesus
True Christian™

Don't worry Zach you can keep your money, I'm well off. Give it to this Diddy guy he probably smoked himself broke

So you admit (obliquely) that you were wrong?

JESUS WINS AGAIN!!!



YiC,

Zech

[Didymus Much]

Re: Proof global warming doesn't exist.

a·poc·a·lypse
/əˈpäkəˌlips/

Noun 1. The complete final destruction of the world, esp. as described in the biblical book of Revelation...

That's the problem with using secular sources when dealing with religious subjects, there's always misunderstanding (or worse, a hidden agenda) involved.

So you should go to the source: read the book of Revelation, and tell me where it says the world is destroyed.

Hint: if Jesus comes back to establish His Kingdom on Earth, how could He do that if the Earth isn't there anymore?

[murdythenumbskull]

Re: Proof global warming doesn't exist.

That's the problem with using secular sources when dealing with religious subjects, there's always misunderstanding (or worse, a hidden agenda) involved.

A hidden agenda? Like the one on this forum enforcing every person into following word for word what this translation of the Holy Bible means in today's terms?

Because from what I know words today are not under the same meaning that they were 400 years ago.

So you claim to know what every word in the translation of KJV 1611 and don't believe you've misunderstood any of it.

I'll bet you $10,000 that you can't define over 100 out of 138 terms properly that were part of the KJV 1611.

I'll start a new thread so this one isn't completely derailed by you and Zach like it already has been.

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: Proof global warming doesn't exist.

Because from what I know words today are not under the same meaning that they were 400 years ago.

Word apocalypse used today in biblical context does not mean destruction of the world.

Just read the bible, then you would not have to guess anymore.