[murdythenumbskull]

Re: Proof global warming doesn't exist.

And these will be terms we have found to have been changed from then to today so there is no confusion.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Proof global warming doesn't exist.

A hidden agenda? Like the one on this forum enforcing every person into following word for word what this translation of the Holy Bible means in today's terms?...

What's hidden about that?

...Because from what I know...

Do you really know, or just think you do? How would you know the difference?

...I'll bet you $10,000 that you can't define over 100 out of 138 terms properly that were part of the KJV 1611...

Your e-penis gets bigger by the minute.

I'll not bother with your wager. I expect one of the conditions would be that YOU decide what words mean, and that's already been shown to be error-filled by your attempted redefinition of "apocalypse", above.

...you and Zach...

His name is Zechariah, so the short version would be Zech. Yeah, what I said about your lack of reading skills just got reinforced.

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: Proof global warming doesn't exist.

And these will be terms we have found to have been changed from then to today so there is no confusion.

No, in Christian sense it still means the same thing. It's OK, you were wrong. Just get over it, you got more important things to do. As you clearly have no clue about the bible, it's high time to start reading it and making things right with Jesus.

[murdythenumbskull]

Re: Proof global warming doesn't exist.

Or I guess I'll have no way to start a new thread so oh well guess you guys will have to go to the global warming thread in order to take your quiz on how much you actually know about the 'word' of God.

Over 1000-2000 words have changed their meaning since the updated version of the KJV was done in the 1700’s. I have created this word test of KJO fans to see if they really do know what it says. Answer the questions and submit for correction. This is taken from a Bible Dictionary and not my own work. I am making the test only.

There are two parts. One with context of verses the other totally without. See if you or your family knows what these words mean in the context of the KJV of the bible not their modern meaning which is quite different.

1. Appointed

2. Assay

3. Assuaged

4. Attire

5. Audience

6. Barbarian

6. Base

8. Addicted

9. Advertise

10. Affinity

11. Advise thyself

12. Bestow

13. Book

14. Botch

15. Bruit

16. By and by

17. Careful

18. Carriage

19. Certify

20. Enlargement

21. Equal

22. Estate

23. Exceed

24. Exchanger

25. Faint

26. Familiars

27. Fan

28. Fast

29. Feebleminded

30. Fenced

31. Discomfit

32. Disorderly

33. Dispensation

34. By disposition of

35. Dispute

36. Divers

37. Doctor

38. Doctrine

39. Dote

40. Doubting nothing

41. Draught

42. Draught house

43. Dure

44. Ear

45. Eared

46. Earnest

47. Edification

48. Waster

49. Wax

50. Wholesome

51. Winefat

52. Witty inventions

53. Wrest

54. Thankworthy

55. Tire

56. Translate

57. True

58. Turtle

59. Tutor

60. Twain

61. At unawares

62. Uncomely

63. Uncorruptness

64. Unction

65. Untoward

66. Usury

67. vagabond

68. vain

69. vanity

70. venison

71. vex

72. vile

73. void place

74. wait upon

75. stoutness

76. strait

77. straitly

78. strake

79. strike hands

80. stuff

81. succor

82. suffer

83. taber upon

84. take thought

85. tale

86. target

87. temperance

88. tempt

89. temptation

90. sleight

91. slime

92. sober

93. sodden

94. sop

95. sottish

96. sped

97. spitefully

98. stoutness

99. Lunatick

100. Mad

101. Meat offering

102. Minding

103. Mock

104. The more part

105. Mortify

106. Implead

107. Impotent

108. Inquisition

109. Jangling

110. Kerchief

111. Leasing

112. Left

113. Lewd

114. Light bread

115. Harness

116. Heady

117. Heaviness

118. Howbeit

119. Husbandman

120. Imagination

121. Flux

122. Foreship

123. Forwardness

124. Furniture

125. Gender

126. Glass

127. Go aside

128. Governor

129. Grace

130. Reprobate

131. Seethe

132. Scall

133. Riotous

134. Ringstraked

135. Riot

136. Shambles

137. Sincere

138. Can skill

139. 2 Cor.8:1 Moreover brethren we do you to wit of the grace of God…

Translate this sentence into modern English___________________________________________ _____

Good luck.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Proof global warming doesn't exist.

Or I guess I'll have no way to start a new thread...

Why do you think the True Christians(tm) would want a God-mocker like you cluttering up the other areas of this forum with inanities?

No on'e going to even attempt to jump through hoops for your amusement. The reason is clearly stated in my post above.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Proof global warming doesn't exist.

Thank you for a list of words, but

Psalm 12:6 The words of the LORD are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
7 Thou shalt keep them, O LORD, thou shalt preserve them from this generation for ever.

You seem to believe the God On High somehow failed to see a change in meaning and that He gave His Words carelessly, knowing they would alter, so as to hide understanding from today's Christians.

Nothing could be further from the truth.

Landover Baptist Faith and Message statement
"The Holy Bible, KJV1611, was written by men divinely inspired and is God's revelation of Himself to man. It is a perfect treasure of divine instruction. It has God for its author, salvation for its end, and truth, without any mixture of error, for its matter. Therefore, all Scripture therein is totally true and trustworthy.”

[murdythenumbskull]

Re: Proof global warming doesn't exist.

Then understand this word: Concession

You will slander all of man's creation and when put into a simple trial of yours, what just happened? You avoided and dodged questions of your faith and failed to appear with any sort of knowledge or answer.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Proof global warming doesn't exist.

...You avoided and dodged questions...

Speaking of avoiding and dodging, how about showing where any True Christian(tm) said the world would end in 2012?

As for your silly test above, why bother when you'll just keep moving the goalposts?

[murdythenumbskull]

Re: Proof global warming doesn't exist.

I've shown 2 which you delusionally said has nothing to do with the 2012 prediction. Moving on...
It is not my definition, it is the definition according to the dictionary when it was revised.

If they preserved those words everyone would walk around talking as if Shakespeare was Tarantino and Old English was English. So since they haven't lets see your best shot at what you know.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Proof global warming doesn't exist.

I've shown 2 which you delusionally said has nothing to do with the 2012 prediction. Moving on...
It is not my definition, it is the definition according to the dictionary when it was revised.

If they preserved those words everyone would walk around talking as if Shakespeare was Tarantino and Old English was English. So since they haven't lets see your best shot at what you know.

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Proof global warming doesn't exist.

...Old English was English...

Now you're claiming that the KJB was written in Old English?

[murdythenumbskull]

Re: Proof global warming doesn't exist.

My pants hurt when I run fast, but then I'm sweaty. I had jello today.

My Mom says I'm her special little guy when I make doody on the potty.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Proof global warming doesn't exist.

Then understand this word: Concession

You will slander all of man's creation and when put into a simple trial of yours, what just happened? You avoided and dodged questions of your faith and failed to appear with any sort of knowledge or answer.

No, copy pasta from some atheist site isn't going to convince us of anything.

We've already proven that you don't even have 6th grade reading comprehension, you know about as much about science as you do about the Bible (which is next to nothing) and that you're really just here because you're a very angry young man who hates God because He won't give you a pony before you'll believe in Him.

Just because you don't understand that words can have different meanings in different contexts, does not mean that the words don't make sense to us who actually learned how to read.

Want an example? Define bow.


Edit:

Oh and what Didymus said. SHOW WHERE ANY TRUE CHRISTIAN SAID THAT THE WORLD WILL END IN 2012

All I saw was one Pastor who said he wondered if Satan was up to something, and Free Market Fred, who is always willing to make a buck off of the stupidly unsaved.

[Basilissa]

Re: Proof global warming doesn't exist.

If I may return to the original topic of this thread

Where is global warming when you really, really need it??

Compare the photos below - I took them in my garden - the first one was taken on March 19, 2012, and the second one today (well, technically yesterday), April 12, 2013. Do you see any signs that the climate is actually warming up?? I surely don't!

March 2012:


April 2013:


The entire March it was freezing and snow was lying on the ground, on April 1 we got some fresh snow, then it finally started melting, but not really warming up, and now we have some fresh snow again. I hate winter

[Stephenh]

Re: Proof global warming doesn't exist.

Where is global warming when you really, really need it??

Compare the photos below - I took them in my garden - the first one was taken on March 19, 2012, and the second one today (well, technically yesterday), April 12, 2013. Do you see any signs that the climate is actually warming up?? I surely don't!

Yes. We've already expressed it does take a while.

The entire March it was freezing and snow was lying on the ground, on April 1 we got some fresh snow, then it finally started melting, but not really warming up, and now we have some fresh snow again. I hate winter

Well, you've just shown that you don't understand how global warming works.