[Nobar King]

Re: Marijuana is God's Gift to Christianity!

Is there a question here? The OP was banned? Can we leave the reefer tokers to ask their questions in their own forums?

[Boring Jerry]

Re: Marijuana is God's Gift to Christianity!

Rev. M, actually, lots of people eat it. Ever heard of "special" brownies? Those are brownies with pot in them. There are several recipes for including pot in several different types of food. And to Zeke, hemp is actually the male plant, which doesn't produce the buds that people smoke.

[Nobar King]

Re: Marijuana is God's Gift to Christianity!

Are you still talking about this? This forum is for discussing our commitment to Christ, not your dirty ditch weed.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Marijuana is God's Gift to Christianity!

Rev. M, actually, lots of people eat it. Ever heard of "special" brownies? Those are brownies with pot in them. There are several recipes for including pot in several different types of food. And to Zeke, hemp is actually the male plant, which doesn't produce the buds that people smoke.

Sorry, AlexBToklas, a young lady named Fannie who joined my church after being recently Saved told us how her mother (a dope-addled pothead who was executed after eating Fannie's baby brother one night when she had the munchies) made "special" brownies. There's no pot in them. The devil weed is sauteed in butter or oil, then strained out, and the THC-laden butter or oil is used in the brownies.

Nice try.

Nobody eats pot, though a lot of people eat hemp seed (a healthy food, used exactly as God intended).

Smoking and thereby wasting what God gave us for food is blasphemy!

[snottyduck]

Re: Marijuana is God's Gift to Christianity!

Goths also roll up that mess and do it before they indulge in Satanic sex rituals. Usually involving cat heads and baby skulls. I've dealt with hundreds of smelly kids hopped up on weed so I have an inside track on how it all goes down.

You are on the wrong track here, there are far more non-Goth satanists than Goth satanists and besides dope is used so universal that the old stereotypes don't match up anymore, you can find dope anywhere, from schools to offices and everything in between.

Nobody eats pot, though a lot of people eat hemp seed (a healthy food, used exactly as God intended).

Obviously you never heard about a Space-cake?? a cake were leaves of cannabis are used to "spice" up the cake. Never tried it as I detest any use of drugs (also legal ones like medication, cigarettes and alcohol).

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Marijuana is God's Gift to Christianity!

Obviously you never heard about a Space-cake?? a cake were leaves of cannabis are used to "spice" up the cake. Never tried it as I detest any use of drugs (also legal ones like medication, cigarettes and alcohol).

I can't say as I have, but I'm quite certain that NASA isn't giving such things to Godly American astronauts!!

[Boring Jerry]

Re: Marijuana is God's Gift to Christianity!

Ok, so you know more about brownies than me. My bad. But there are other numerous recipes that include pot, like some spaghetti, other baked goods, and such. Eating it just doesn't get you as high as when you smoke it. That's why more people smoke it. But check out the Anarchist's Cookbook, it has many recipes in it.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Marijuana is God's Gift to Christianity!

Ok, so you know more about brownies than me. My bad. But there are other numerous recipes that include pot, like some spaghetti, other baked goods, and such. Eating it just doesn't get you as high as when you smoke it. That's why more people smoke it. But check out the Anarchist's Cookbook, it has many recipes in it.

That book is on the FBI's watch list, don't try to trick ME into buying it. Do you think I fell off the turnip truck last week, Miss Alex?

I'm not interested in how to make Molotov cocktails or how to dope up my relatives, thank you. The hot love of God is plenty of fire for me, and my family is high on Jesus!

[Boring Jerry]

Re: Marijuana is God's Gift to Christianity!

It's actually Mr. Alex, and you don't have to buy it. I don't even have one, but a friend of mine does. And I know it's on the FBI watch list, which is why I don't have one. If you don't want to do that, than Google "marijuana recipes". I'm sure there will be a-plenty.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Marijuana is God's Gift to Christianity!

It's actually Mr. Alex, and you don't have to buy it. I don't even have one, but a friend of mine does. And I know it's on the FBI watch list, which is why I don't have one. If you don't want to do that, than Google "marijuana recipes". I'm sure there will be a-plenty.

If they're all as tasty as your idea for tossing a dime bag into the Betty Crocker mix, I think I'll simply rest my case.

[Boring Jerry]

Re: Marijuana is God's Gift to Christianity!

When did I say to do that? I said spaghetti, and I'm pretty sure that there are no Betty-Crocker spaghetti mixes. I mean real home-cooking.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Marijuana is God's Gift to Christianity!

When did I say to do that? I said spaghetti, and I'm pretty sure that there are no Betty-Crocker spaghetti mixes. I mean real home-cooking.

Brownies, half-wit.

[Boring Jerry]

Re: Marijuana is God's Gift to Christianity!

Oh, ok. Anyway, I'm afraid I can no longer talk on this subject, as I have received an infraction from Pastor Zeke.

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: Marijuana is God's Gift to Christianity!

This is the first time I have had the courage to even view this thread. I thought there must be some wisdom here, but should have known better. Devil Weed has no place in God's favorite church and forum. The reason there is nothing about Marijuana in the Bible is the same reason there's nothing about shoving gerbils up your kazoo . . . Some things are just so horrible that Jesus felt there was no need to mention it!

[thurman]

Re: Marijuana is God's Gift to Christianity!

But alcohol is used many times in the Bibble. But everyone knows that alcohol kills 1000x more than cannabis. Actually cannabis does not kill at all. Alcohol and diceases related to it and also alcohol related accident are the biggest reason for deaths in most countries in the world. And still jesus made wine out of alkohol, and God also created marijuna, and marijuana has not killed enyone yet. I really dont realise the hate what rises when someone tries to talk about cannabis INTELLIGENTLY without any heresays and myths.
America would NOT have been found if there was no HEMP. The sails in ships were maid out of hemp. etc etc. Learn history my friends