[James Hutchins]

Re: Marijuana is God's Gift to Christianity!

...and the response of klaangen easily confirms your suspicion, Brother Dint. Either that or the person is a 13 year old.

klaangen - Quite the witty comment

"So Big" < JH holds little klaangen's hands up high >

[klaangen]

Re: Marijuana is God's Gift to Christianity!

Serious question.

Are you retarded?

No, Are you?

[Noah Dint]

Re: Marijuana is God's Gift to Christianity!

Wow, So why is heaven so much better?
Lucifer sounds like one hell of a guy, why are you guys so pissed off on him, he just wanna get you guys mellow it seems...

Peace be with you..

Serious question.

Are you retarded?

[klaangen]

Re: Marijuana is God's Gift to Christianity!

As long as you are lying to yourself I may as well join in with you...

Yes. Pot is the devil's weed. Hell is a big party. And they can't wait for you to get there. Rejoice that you are going to hell!

That is why there is so much fire down there. So that you can get as stoned as you want and never have to look for a match!

The devil is a big rasta-stoner that will treat you with love, respect, and many sticky buds. All the virgins that the Mooslums speak of are actually in hell - and because it is so hot - they are all naked all the time!

There, now you have heard WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR and can go away.

Bye bye now.

Thanks for playing.
Lovely parting gifts.

LUCIFER - TELL HIM WHAT HE'S WON!

Wow, So why is heaven so much better?
Lucifer sounds like one hell of a guy, why are you guys so pissed off on him, he just wanna get you guys mellow it seems...

Peace be with you..

[Noah Dint]

Re: Marijuana is God's Gift to Christianity!

If pot is the devild weed, do you think it will be allowed to smoke pot in hell? And if so does that mean Satan is a pothead...? And if Satan is a pothead does that mean he actually has the energy to torture people all day long...? And if not perhaps the position of torurer in hell is open...

Peace be with you.

As long as you are lying to yourself I may as well join in with you...

Yes. Pot is the devil's weed. Hell is a big party. And they can't wait for you to get there. Rejoice that you are going to hell!

That is why there is so much fire down there. So that you can get as stoned as you want and never have to look for a match!

The devil is a big rasta-stoner that will treat you with love, respect, and many sticky buds. All the virgins that the Mooslums speak of are actually in hell - and because it is so hot - they are all naked all the time!

There, now you have heard WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR and can go away.

Bye bye now.
Thanks for playing.
Lovely parting gifts.

LUCIFER - TELL HIM WHAT HE'S WON!

[klaangen]

Re: Marijuana is God's Gift to Christianity!

If pot is the devild weed, do you think it will be allowed to smoke pot in hell? And if so does that mean Satan is a pothead...? And if Satan is a pothead does that mean he actually has the energy to torture people all day long...? And if not perhaps the position of torurer in hell is open...

Peace be with you.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Marijuana is God's Gift to Christianity!

You, Dear sir, Are a Fool....

Wait, some banned atheist troll called me a fool?

Oh no! My faith, I can feel it slipping . . . slipping away from me . . . there is no God, the Bible is a lie . . . I've wasted my life on a fairy tale!

Enjoy hell you doped up loser!

[klaangen]

Re: Marijuana is God's Gift to Christianity!

Typical pothead! "I don't smoke pot TODAY because things are fine. But I did yesterday because I felt like it." Pathetic!

Well boo-freakin'-hoo for you! I don't smoke pot, and I know that all of those that do are weak-willed LOSERS!!! The Lord gives me all the support I need. Maybe if you were a REAL Christian, He would not have made you so sad you had to become a junky! It's sadsacks like you that give Christianity a bad name!

You, Dear sir, Are a Fool....

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Marijuana is God's Gift to Christianity!

First of all, I do not smoke; but I did turn to it for several years after being severely tested in one of the most inhumane ways possible . . . over-long, whiny salad-bar Christian blathering SNIPPED

Typical pothead! "I don't smoke pot TODAY because things are fine. But I did yesterday because I felt like it." Pathetic!

Well boo-freakin'-hoo for you! I don't smoke pot, and I know that all of those that do are weak-willed LOSERS!!! The Lord gives me all the support I need. Maybe if you were a REAL Christian, He would not have made you so sad you had to become a junky! It's sadsacks like you that give Christianity a bad name!

[James Hutchins]

Re: Marijuana is God's Gift to Christianity!

Dear Lovely mimi,
Please read the Pastor's Rules and Announcements. Pay attention to the "noobs" thread. Then go post your introduction on the introduction forum.
Thanks!

We love you, we really, really do!

[little mimi]

Re: Marijuana is God's Gift to Christianity!

First of all, I do not smoke; but I did turn to it for several years after being severely tested in one of the most inhumane ways possible. Luckily, I found my way back to the straight and narrow path.

As Christians, what right do any of us have to say such hateful things to our brothers and sisters. Rather than expressing disgust and hatred towards users, we should be reaching out in love and kindness, turning the other cheek. If someone does drugs, besides mild recreational use, it is because something deep down is broken that they need help with. To damn someone to hell or call him/her a hethen is to pass judgement; something none of us (unless you are a judge) have the right to do. We ALL sin in one way or another.

As a Christian, I do believe we should treat our bodies like a temple; meaning anything harmful to our bodies is a sin. If we condemn people that smoke, should we not condemn people that drink too much or eat too much when there are others starving in the world. With all due respect, I have met many more obese/overweight people (MANY of them are fellow Christians) than people struggling with marijuana or other substance abuse.

I hope that you choose not to ban me, but to think about this message that I felt compelled to write out of love.

One last point...America is not the only country in the world and when you speak in hatred towards other countries, you make us all look like a bunch of donkeys. There is good and evil in every part of the world; even in the darkest of times and places, people have risked their lives to do what was right.

God Bless you all and share in His love that it may soften your hearts from hatred.

[klaangen]

Re: Marijuana is God's Gift to Christianity!

Well thank you very much Miss sinner. I hope the information we've laid bare in this thread has served to get you off the marijuana and on the Jesus.

off the marijuana and on the jesus... do you love jesus with your rocket sauce?

"arg, I´m Pastor Ezeikel and im a butt pirate, arg" thats you being a butt pirate..

[klaangen]

Re: Marijuana is God's Gift to Christianity!

I´m sorry for being here but I just needed to write something here.

First off, I´m not from your precius america so my spelling are not perfect.
Second, I don´t belive in god the same way as you.
Third, I do smoke pot, I do not drink alcohol or take any other drugs of that strong nature.

The reason I´m here is because this forum was posted on a forum in my country and people trashtalking it because you were so full of yourself that you didnt even smell the shit you were walking on.
But you have given me alot of good laughs and I would like to thank you for that...

With strong love for all of you who have been trashtalking people you do not know or even can relate to, I hope you forever can live with yourself.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Marijuana is God's Gift to Christianity!

After glancing at the first few posts from Talitha, Pastor Zeke and members of the True Christian™ congregation, I just couldn't resist sifting through the entirety of the thread. I'll admit I may not be the most devout of Christians. Even so I can't condone what you are doing, but I must say it's been a very edifying (and entertaining) experience.

-DK

Well thank you very much Miss sinner. I hope the information we've laid bare in this thread has served to get you off the marijuana and on the Jesus.

[Talitha]

Re: Marijuana is God's Gift to Christianity!

After glancing at the first few posts from Talitha, Pastor Zeke and members of the True Christian™ congregation, I just couldn't resist sifting through the entirety of the thread. I'll admit I may not be the most devout of Christians. Even so I can't condone what you are doing, but I must say it's been a very edifying (and entertaining) experience.

-DK

We follow The Bible in It's entirety.
What kind of Christian are you to question the Word of God?