[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

Re: EXTERMINATE DOLPHINS! They are vermin. It is GOD's WILL!

You're in Sinland?! Congratulations! You've ALMOST managed to get rid of the dolphin swarm! The domesticated ones can be easily dealt with, I surmise.

However, I suggest you remain vigilant! I consulted some reliable sources and one species of the dolphinkind, the harbor porpoise (Phocoena phocoena) DOES frequent your waters from time to time. NEVER trust SATAN that you job is finished. He'll try to come back until the end of times (which are near)! I suggest you keep yours eyes open for them. Here's the distribution map and I suppose it shows Sinland on the top.




And here's a specimen ready for oral sex.



Leviticus 5:2 Or if a soul touch any unclean thing, whether it be a carcase of an unclean beast, or a carcase of unclean cattle, or the carcase of unclean creeping things, and if it be hidden from him; he also shall be unclean , and guilty.

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

That was most terrible information! There really are dolphins here too, but those satanic creatures are hidden!

Dolphins are whales, and those cunning creatures do sometimes explode in the middle of the road!!! Beware!

More information HERE

[Elmer G. White]

Re: EXTERMINATE DOLPHINS! They are vermin. It is GOD's WILL!

That was most terrible information! There really are dolphins here too, but those satanic creatures are hidden!

Dolphins are whales, and those cunning creatures do sometimes explode in the middle of the road!!! Beware!
More information HERE

The beast you depicted is actually called the 'SPERM WHALE'! I checked and it is true. A creature made of sperm! Not one of God's original designs, certainly!

I suppose the explosion was inevitable but the hypothesis in the link that the animal had gas and exploded (flatulence?) cannot be true. I think the 'explosion' is comparable to the homergasm, the ejaculation of this semen whale, a violent discharge of Satan's spawn from this corrupted creature.


Ezekiel 32:2
Son of man, take up a lamentation for Pharaoh king of Egypt, and say unto him, Thou art like a young lion of the nations, and thou art as a whale in the seas: and thou camest forth with thy rivers, and troubledst the waters with thy feet, and fouledst their rivers.

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: EXTERMINATE DOLPHINS! They are vermin. It is GOD's WILL!

That was most terrible information! There really are dolphins here too, but those satanic creatures are hidden!

Dolphins are whales, and those cunning creatures do sometimes explode in the middle of the road!!! Beware!

Some sort of auto accident? Do all mammals drive there?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: EXTERMINATE DOLPHINS! They are vermin. It is GOD's WILL!

Some sort of auto accident? Do all mammals drive there?

Further PROOF (as if proof is needed) that Ornamental are out to break God's natural order. Not only do they let cats be rulers it is no surprise they are letting animals drive vehicles there. This is what happens when you don't have Christian Values and compassion to instruct society that animals are placed on the world to be exploited, tortured and killed as humanity sees fit. Instead in Asia pets and animals hunt down and kill people at will.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: EXTERMINATE DOLPHINS! They are vermin. It is GOD's WILL!

Further PROOF (as if proof is needed) that Ornamental are out to break God's natural order. Not only do they let cats be rulers it is no surprise they are letting animals drive vehicles there. This is what happens when you don't have Christian Values and compassion to instruct society that animals are placed on the world to be exploited, tortured and killed as humanity sees fit. Instead in Asia pets and animals hunt down and kill people at will.

Say no more. And not only the Asianites but, expectedly, the French (the vehicle is a false motorcar called Zit-rowen in French)!



Luke 16:15
And he said unto them, Ye are they which justify yourselves before men; but God knoweth your hearts: for that which is highly esteemed among men is abomination in the sight of God.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: EXTERMINATE DOLPHINS! They are vermin. It is GOD's WILL!

Oh my! All these animals, negros, and feminazis ruling the world? What happened to the days when us women would shut up, know our place, and let nice, white, Christian men rule? I pray those days will come soon.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: EXTERMINATE DOLPHINS! They are vermin. It is GOD's WILL!

Oh my! All these animals, negros, and feminazis ruling the world? What happened to the days when us women would shut up, know our place, and let nice, white, Christian men rule? I pray those days will come soon.

My dear Girl,

I'm afraid that the rule of Satan is the actual state of affairs in most parts of the Earth's disk as we speak. There are very few isolated spots of True Christian™ resistance. A sure sign of the end of times!

Titus 2:13 - Looking for that blessed hope, and the glorious appearing of the great God and our Saviour Jesus Christ;


In the meantime, we are losing more and more souls to Satan because of his most attractive tool, homersex! He must have recruited the dolphins because of their HUMONGOUS tallywhackers that are not only long but also flexible. I surmise homers wish to experience oral sex simultanously with the more common lower colonic version and these thingies make it possible during a single session!




Disgusting to contemplate, disgusting to see but we must not avert our eyes from the filth of this world but pray and explain the Good Book to the sinner, the heathen, the homer.

1 John 1:5
This then is the message which we have heard of him, and declare unto you, that God is light, and in him is no darkness at all.




Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Bjorn Jensen]

Re: EXTERMINATE DOLPHINS! They are vermin. It is GOD's WILL!

You're in Sinland?! Congratulations! You've ALMOST managed to get rid of the dolphin swarm! The domesticated ones can be easily dealt with, I surmise.

However, I suggest you remain vigilant! I consulted some reliable sources and one species of the dolphinkind, the harbor porpoise (Phocoena phocoena) DOES frequent your waters from time to time. NEVER trust SATAN that you job is finished. He'll try to come back until the end of times (which are near)! I suggest you keep yours eyes open for them. Here's the distribution map and I suppose it shows Sinland on the top.




And here's a specimen ready for oral sex.



Leviticus 5:2 Or if a soul touch any unclean thing, whether it be a carcase of an unclean beast, or a carcase of unclean cattle, or the carcase of unclean creeping things, and if it be hidden from him; he also shall be unclean , and guilty.

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

I'm relieved to say that there is only a few hundred left of these fishes in the entire Baltic Sea. But even a few hundred, is a few hundred too much. They have to be killed. Maybe time to reintroduce driftnetting?

[Bjorn Jensen]

Re: EXTERMINATE DOLPHINS! They are vermin. It is GOD's WILL!

We have to praise the biggest dolphin hunters of them all, and that is the U.S Navy. Thats right, God's absolute favorite country, the blessed AMERICA, has decided to take on the dolphin question. In order to hunt these dolphins (AND their whale and manatee relatives) down, the Navy has carefully developed a new sonar device that sends out signals into the sea, deafening the dolphins which makes them strand themselves and die, ensuring an effective mass death of any dolphins within the range of these devices.

The Navy eventually will tour the whole world with the Navy vessels with these devices attatched to them, starting in the most critical zone, namely Southern California where the dolphin-on-human rape per capita appears to be the highest in the whole nation.

Of course (just to not upset Obama and uppity liberals), the Godly U.S Navy says the operation is for entirely different reasons, while we Christians know the true intentions of this Godly declaration of war against the most perverted fish of them all.

Starting this year and going on until 2019, the brave U.S navy will do their very best to rid the whole world of the evil dolphins, saving millions of humans from bestiality and rape.

The War on Dolphins, like the War on Terrorism, is yet another sign that the U.S.A is indeed God's favourite country

http://news.yahoo.com/unprecedented-carnage-u-navy-deafen-thousands-whales-dolphins-224125691.html

The U.S. Navy has plans to employ sonar and explosives as part of its training program in the waters off Southern California and Hawaii—activities that will deafen, kill, or injure thousands of marine mammals.

In the five-year time period between 2014 and 2019, the Navy now expects 33 million incidents of harm to marine mammals, ranging from significant behavioral change to severe injury and death.

According to the Natural Resources Defense Council (NRDC), the training will result in temporary hearing loss for five million marine mammals that inhabit or migrate through the training area, which include endangered and depleted humpback whales, blue whales, fin whales, sperm whales, Hawaiian monk seals, southern sea otter, and many more.

In addition, more than 15,000 marine mammals will suffer permanent hearing loss, 9,000 will endure lung injuries, and more than 1,800 will die.

MORE: Ric O'Barry on Navy Dolphin Program: Deep Six It Now

Previous estimates, covering the time period from 2009 to 2013, showed that the training regimen would injure or kill 100 marine mammals. But the Navy’s latest environmental impact statement paints a different picture: In the five-year time period between 2014 and 2019, the Navy now expects 33 million incidents of harm to marine mammals, ranging from significant behavioral change to severe injury and death.

This is “unprecedented carnage,” says Zak Smith, an attorney with the Marine Mammals Protection Project at the NRDC.

Mere behavioral change might not seem like much, but dolphins, whales, and porpoises use sound waves to communicate with each other, locate food sources, and orient themselves in marine environments.

These animals are highly sensitive to the frequencies and range of mid-frequency sonar, which has been tied to dramatic mass strandings in several countries (imagine whales throwing themselves on land in an attempt to escape the devastating high-pitched sound coming from navy ships).

If you want a sense of how brutal the sound can be, check out this video, recorded by the Center for Whale Research, which features actual Navy sonar. You can see orcas fleeing the sound, and staying above water as much as possible to avoid it.

“We have all this new science, all these increases in training, and now we have a snapshot of harm that will flow from these activities. What [the Navy] got back is a portrait of destruction. But it’s business as usual. They are not asking how they can reduce these numbers,” Smith said in an exclusive interview with TakePart.

What the Navy could do, Smith and others argue, is consider what is already known about the habits and patterns of the affected species, and plan accordingly.

“It’s not as if these training exercises can’t go forward somewhere; it’s really about time and place. Scientists have a good sense of where whales are likely to be found at certain times per year,” Steve Mashuda, an attorney with Earthjustice, said in a phone interview.

Conservationists have butted heads with the Navy before. A coalition of organizations and indigenous communities are suing the National Marine Fisheries Service (NMFS) for failing to protect thousands of dolphins, whales, porpoises, seals, and sea lions from the Navy’s other training grounds in the Pacific Northwest.

It was NMFS, the government agency that manages federal marine waters, that issued permits allowing the Navy to test and train in the Pacific Ocean. The coalition maintains that the agency did this without fully assessing the impacts to endangered species, which qualifies as an illegal authorization—a violation the Endangered Species Act that has left many species struggling.

Especially vulnerable, says Steve Mashuda, are the 87 resident killer whales that inhabit Puget Sound for half the year, spending the other half foraging along the Washington coast.

These killer whales are so vulnerable that killing or injuring one single reproductive-aged whale would put the entire population in danger of extinction.

Into this delicate natural world, the Navy blows its piercing whistle.

Is there really any doubt that GOD LOVES THE USA?

[Elmer G. White]

Re: EXTERMINATE DOLPHINS! They are vermin. It is GOD's WILL!

We have to praise the biggest dolphin hunters of them all, and that is the U.S Navy. Thats right, God's absolute favorite country, the blessed AMERICA, has decided to take on the dolphin question. In order to hunt these dolphins (AND their whale and manatee relatives) down, the Navy has carefully developed a new sonar device that sends out signals into the sea, deafening the dolphins which makes them strand themselves and die, ensuring an effective mass death of any dolphins within the range of these devices.

The Navy eventually will tour the whole world with the Navy vessels with these devices attatched to them, starting in the most critical zone, namely Southern California where the dolphin-on-human rape per capita appears to be the highest in the whole nation.

Of course (just to not upset Obama and uppity liberals), the Godly U.S Navy says the operation is for entirely different reasons, while we Christians know the true intentions of this Godly declaration of war against the most perverted fish of them all.

Starting this year and going on until 2019, the brave U.S navy will do their very best to rid the whole world of the evil dolphins, saving millions of humans from bestiality and rape.

The War on Dolphins, like the War on Terrorism, is yet another sign that the U.S.A is indeed God's favourite country

Is there really any doubt that GOD LOVES THE USA?

Wonderful news! I suppose this takes care of the problems of underwater escapes, hiding and spawning. And if it serves homeland security simultaneously with the dolphin issue, the better. An ingenious plan!


1 Samuel 12:22
For the LORD will not forsake his people for his great name's sake: because it hath pleased the LORD to make you his people.


I found an encouraging picture depicting the results of this sonar weapon! I think that this was invented just in time, this looks like the beasts had come up with a method to attack us on land!

God bless America

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

Re: EXTERMINATE DOLPHINS! They are vermin. It is GOD's WILL!

I'm relieved to say that there is only a few hundred left of these fishes in the entire Baltic Sea. But even a few hundred, is a few hundred too much. They have to be killed. Maybe time to reintroduce driftnetting?

How do those dolphins like oil?
As I've told before, my cousin works as engineer on a cargo ship. I was just thinking, maybe there is a solution to be found...

[Elmer G. White]

Re: EXTERMINATE DOLPHINS! They are vermin. It is GOD's WILL!

How do those dolphins like oil?
As I've told before, my cousin works as engineer on a cargo ship. I was just thinking, maybe there is a solution to be found...

The effects are promising:



Still, I recommend that your cousin should follow secular law even if he finds it contrary to his deepest faith.

Titus 3:1 Put them in mind to be subject to principalities and powers, to obey magistrates, to be ready to every good work,

Hebrews 13:17 Obey them that have the rule over you, and submit yourselves: for they watch for your souls, as they that must give account, that they may do it with joy, and not with grief: for that is unprofitable for you.

This is obviously an obstacle to do Godly GOOD but as a Biblical command, we must follow it!

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

Re: EXTERMINATE DOLPHINS! They are vermin. It is GOD's WILL!

I think the solution can be aquariums. I read that dolphins have a shorter life span when they live in captivity. Many live only few years!
Of course there is lots of sodomy, when people are in contact with dolphins, but I think the price is small, if we that way get rid of those creatures.
Those people go to hell anyway.

[Bjorn Jensen]

Re: EXTERMINATE DOLPHINS! They are vermin. It is GOD's WILL!

We all know how the dolphinarium industry and SeaWorld has been persecuted recently by this communist "Blackfish" craze. I agree that capturing dolphins and turning them into our slaves is a great way of vastly reducing wild dolphin populations and at the same time making a living of it!

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: EXTERMINATE DOLPHINS! They are vermin. It is GOD's WILL!

You know I have never seen cans of porpoise on any supermarket shelves, do these fishes taste that bad I wonder. Come to think of it I have never seen it on the menu of any chink restaurant either and those slants will eat anything.