X
Collapse
 
  • Page of 2
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
Previous 1 2 template Next
  • Bobby-Joe
    Landover Security Superviser
    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 18405
    #16
    Re: Why is there never a mohammed on toast?

    Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
    I just wonder why we always see the image of Jesus on toasted toasts and all that but never a mohammed? Pretty much tells that this mohammed was just a lying desert pirate.
    Don't be silly, Mohammed is a dubiously historical character who is mostly mythology built up by centuries of partisans pushing there own agenda. As you can clearly see Mohammed is NOTHING like Jesus, so that's why Mohammed is a no show on when it comes to toast (yes, even dark toast)

    See below for an example of a TRUE™ miracle.

    Match that Muslims!
    Attached Files

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

    Hot Must ReadThreads!


    Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

      Comment

      • Naomi Ruth Lamb
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2013
        • 999
        #17
        Re: Why is there never a mohammed on toast?

        I was able to locate a piece of toast with the face of Muhammad, Peas be upon him, using Google. I was also able to find the face of Muhammad Ali through the same search. I don't know if there is a connection between boxers and pedophile prophets; being a woman, it is not in my ability to discern such things.

        One thing of which I am certain: only the LORD JESUS has the ability to make His Face to appear in unusual places. If the non-prophet of the islamists shows his face, it is because of demonic involvement and the object should immediately be incinerated while offering prayers to the Most High God of Abraham, Isaac, Jacob, Moses, David, and Ronald Reagan.

        Praise Him,
        NRL
        1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."
        Naomi Ruth Lamb, Proprietress:
        Naomi's Moist Pie - Unsaved Unwelcome!
        Locations in 50 States and Canada
        !Voted Best Pie in Freehold!
        Once you've tasted Naomi's pie, you'll crave it again and again and again and again.
        Baptist pastors always receive a 50% discount.

          Comment

          • Des
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2013
            • 2718
            #18
            Re: Why is there never a mohammed on toast?

            Don't the Ayerabs forbid depictions of their false prophet? So even if Moe Hamhead did pop up on a Pop-Tart, everybody would think it was that guy who works at the 7-11.
            Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

              Comment

              • Pastor Isaac Peters
                Senior Pastor
                Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                Always Biblically correct
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 10639
                #19
                Re: Why is there never a mohammed on toast?

                Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                Don't be silly, Mohammed is a dubiously historical character who is mostly mythology built up by centuries of partisans pushing there own agenda. As you can clearly see Mohammed is NOTHING like Jesus, so that's why Mohammed is a no show on when it comes to toast (yes, even dark toast)
                Indeed, Brother. Even if Moe-ham-head (prepubescent bride under him) existed, he was a deranged and delusional man who hallucinated visits from supernatural beings. Praise God that we follow Our Lord Jesus Christ instead.
                This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

                sigpic

                  Comment

                  • Regis Alexandrus
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Dec 2014
                    • 218
                    #20
                    Re: Why is there never a mohammed on toast?

                    Because his followers would behead the one who finds it if he is not in Hell.
                    Revelation 19:15 "And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God."

                      Comment

                      Previous 1 2 template Next
                      Working...