God Kicks Atheist Butt AGAIN - Creates a New Animal

[Elmer G. White]

Genesis 1:21
And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

Some atheist former colleagues of mine have repeatedly mocked and persecuted me for my views on Creation by challenging me to show them God creating new things. Well, God showed them! A totally new animal kind was recently Created, an animal so bizarre and unexpected that atheist nincompoop scholars have absolutely no way of classifying it. An unprecedented animal kind in the deep waters of the oceans (Genesis 1:10). I'm expecting the apologies and conversions any minute now.

A mushroom-shaped sea animal discovered off the Australian coast has defied classification in the tree of life.
A team of scientists at the University of Copenhagen says the tiny organism does not fit into any of the known subdivisions of the animal kingdom.

Some important items to note.
1. They named this animal Dendrogramma. Remember this for future desperate attempts to unsolve the mystery in atheists journals.
2. God really knows how to hit atheists where it hurts the most. He actually revealed His newest Creation to Danish atheists, representatives of the most revolting nation on Earth!
3. There is NO WAY this could have been unobserved for centuries. It is a NEW CREATION!

The new organisms are multicellular but mostly non-symmetrical, with a dense layer of gelatinous material between the outer skin cell and inner stomach cell layers.
The researchers did find some similarities to other animal groupings, such as the Cnidaria - the phylum that comprises corals and jellyfish - and the Ctenophora, which includes the marine organisms known as comb jellies. But the new organisms did not fulfil all the criteria required for inclusion in either of those categories.

It looks like a mushroom with a gut. This is a sure sign of Intelligent Design. No human man could ever come up with an idea like this. It is so bizarre, so out of our everyday experience. And the odds of it forming by random chance in mere 6000 years as the evil lootionary theory claims - it's ridiculous! And the mouth is at the end of the stalk and the anus on the cap! Who could think of a design like that. It must be a sodomy-preventing mechanism!



Compare this to the results of atheist scum when they try to create a single simple cell. Almost simultaneously with the Godly news, a group of God-mockers boasted that they had built an actual cell!

Their creation is described as follows:

...a... sack of fluid...

I's soooooo impressed...

But this is a serious lesson to learn. God Creates. Atheists mock God. God kicks their ass in their silly games. God is NOT fond of impostors!

Job 40:9
Hast thou an arm like God? or canst thou thunder with a voice like him?

Acts 17:29
Forasmuch then as we are the offspring of God, we ought not to think that the Godhead is like unto gold, or silver, or stone, graven by art and man's device.

Romans 1:20
For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse:

The intestinally fortified mushroom is a standing ovation of the intricate Creativity of Jesus and shows how He despises and enjoys ridiculing those who deny Him.

Thank you, Jesus! Praise Jesus! Come quickly, Jesus! Take me now!

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: God Kicks Atheist Butt AGAIN - Creates a New Animal

Some atheist former colleagues of mine have repeatedly mocked and persecuted me for my views on Creation by challenging me to show them God creating new things.

The trouble is, they are just so inconsistent. They ask for proof, God provides it in His own good time, but you know what will happen now, Professor White? The atheists will claim this creature has evoluted from a mushroom that someone dropped in the sea.

I really love the way He made the stem all shiny like gold. So pretty.

Ecclesiastes 3:11 He hath made every thing beautiful in his time: also he hath set the world in their heart, so that no man can find out the work that God maketh from the beginning to the end.

Yours in Faith,
Joanna

[Nobar King]

Re: God Kicks Atheist Butt AGAIN - Creates a New Animal

It just looks like another mushroom, to me.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: God Kicks Atheist Butt AGAIN - Creates a New Animal

It just looks like another mushroom, to me.

Exactly, Brother Nobar! Isn't it fascinating? On the surface a conventional toadstool and inside the gastrointestinal canal of an animal. And all this on the bottom of the sea to spite atheist explorers!

Exodus 15:11
Who is like unto thee, O LORD, among the gods? who is like thee, glorious in holiness, fearful in praises, doing wonders?


Glorious wonders! A mushroom that can eat and defecate!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: God Kicks Atheist Butt AGAIN - Creates a New Animal

Exactly, Brother Nobar! Isn't it fascinating? On the surface a conventional toadstool and inside the gastrointestinal canal of an animal. And all this on the bottom of the sea to spite atheist explorers!

So is it an animal, a mushroom or a fish? We ladies need to know before we start working out recipes for it.

Genesis 9:3 Every moving thing that liveth shall be meat for you; even as the green herb have I given you all things.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: God Kicks Atheist Butt AGAIN - Creates a New Animal

So is it an animal, a mushroom or a fish? We ladies need to know before we start working out recipes for it.

Genesis 9:3 Every moving thing that liveth shall be meat for you; even as the green herb have I given you all things.

Dear Joanna,

I'm afraid the recipies will have to wait. The size of the animal (animals have guts) is about 1/30 of an inch. You'd have to gather quite a few to make a decent steak or a Sunday roast

Just in case you run into a flock of these:

Exodus 12:9
Eat not of it raw, nor sodden at all with water, but roast with fire; his head with his legs, and with the purtenance thereof.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: God Kicks Atheist Butt AGAIN - Creates a New Animal

Also, be sure to drain the blood before cooking:

[Acts 15:20 KJV] 20 But that we write unto them, that they abstain from pollutions of idols, and [from] fornication, and [from] things strangled, and [from] blood.

Although it's hard to see in those photographs, those animals have to have blood, like all other animals:

[Leviticus 17:14 KJV] 14 For [it is] the life of all flesh; the blood of it [is] for the life thereof: therefore I said unto the children of Israel, Ye shall eat the blood of no manner of flesh: for the life of all flesh [is] the blood thereof: whosoever eateth it shall be cut off.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: God Kicks Atheist Butt AGAIN - Creates a New Animal

How disappointing. I was wondering if you could treat them like whitebait, i.e. cover them with flour, deep-fry them and serve with thinly-sliced brown bread and butter and a dash of lemon, but at that size all you'd taste would be the flour.

Just in case you run into a flock of these:

Exodus 12:9
Eat not of it raw, nor sodden at all with water, but roast with fire; his head with his legs, and with the purtenance thereof.

If you can find his head and legs.

[VictoryOS]

Re: God Kicks Atheist Butt AGAIN - Creates a New Animal

Sister Joanna, we just have to spend some time together in the kitchen. You certainly seem to have some impressive culinary knowledge!

[Alvin Moss]

Re: God Kicks Atheist Butt AGAIN - Creates a New Animal

I like fried mushrooms. These might be tasty.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: God Kicks Atheist Butt AGAIN - Creates a New Animal

This truly shows the genius of God. Atheists have become quite good at explaining the world through evolution.

So what does God do? Creates an animal that could not have evolved.

I think God has mostly just ignored atheists for a while, He was busy with other things. This animal signals to me he is back focusing on them. My guess is we can look for more defeats of atheists soon.

[Kdizzle]

Re: God Kicks Atheist Butt AGAIN - Creates a New Animal

What evidence is there that would support the conclusion that this animal would have been impossible to avoid? Just because an animal is difficult to classify at first investigation does not mean it's impossible to classify, nor does it mean it hadn't evolved

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: God Kicks Atheist Butt AGAIN - Creates a New Animal

I challenge the atheists of this world to explain this with their evolution hocus pocus. Did the mushrooms wake up one day and decide to start swimming? Will trees start walking next week? Or will they finally admit that evolution is yet another hoax. Just like the moon landing, global warming and honest Democrats.

[Des]

Re: God Kicks Atheist Butt AGAIN - Creates a New Animal

So, mushrooms are meat now? When is hunting season for them?

[Elmer G. White]

Re: God Kicks Atheist Butt AGAIN - Creates a New Animal

What evidence is there that would support the conclusion that this animal would have been impossible to avoid? Just because an animal is difficult to classify at first investigation does not mean it's impossible to classify, nor does it mean it hadn't evolved

Dear Mr. Zzizzle,

Of course atheists will try to find an escape route and eventually they'll come up with an ad hoc explanation to save their faces in front of the corrupted world of peer review. Or they'll resort to the appeal to ignorance that you also employed. Because they have in advance shut out the supernatural explanation, we can with absolute certainty ignore their further feeble attempts as they are never unbiased.

As for the alleged phenomenon of these species avoiding discovery for so long... Well, the gutted mushroom is not an isolated case. In 2013 no less than FIVE totally new bird species were Created as proven over here.

One of them (in the picture), the Sierra Madre ground warbler, cannot even fly properly. A small bird without flying capacity is ridiculous in terms of evil lootion so it must have been created ex nihilo! God Creates new wonders also within kind and not only new kinds.



Genesis 1:21
And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

P.S. Brother Des, these gutted mushrooms are soulless Creatures, God must have intended them to be hunted all the time, anywhere. I suggest a small airgun.