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  • #31
    Re: God Kicks Atheist Butt AGAIN - Creates a New Animal

    Somebody is on the drugs...
    Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
    in 2016

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    • #32
      Re: God Kicks Atheist Butt AGAIN - Creates a New Animal

      Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
      Somebody is on the drugs...
      I guess that's the problem with having computers so easy-to-use that even those who are a few fries short of a happy meal are able to use them and get on the internet.
      God created fossils to test our faith.

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      My favorite LBC sermons:
      True Christians are Perfect!
      True Christian™ Love.
      Salvation™ made Easy!
      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
      Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
      God HATES Rational Thinking!
      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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      • #33
        Re: God Kicks Atheist Butt AGAIN - Creates a New Animal

        Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
        I guess that's the problem with having computers so easy-to-use that even those who are a few fries short of a happy meal are able to use them and get on the internet.
        I'm not a retard.

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        • #34
          Re: God Kicks Atheist Butt AGAIN - Creates a New Animal

          Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
          Somebody is on the drugs...
          I just smoked some weed.

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          • #35
            Re: God Kicks Atheist Butt AGAIN - Creates a New Animal

            Originally posted by XspazzoX View Post
            I just smoked some weed.
            Reagrding this confession of a sodomy-causing sin I'm not surprised that you'd post pictures of crude decorative pieces in your hallusinogenic depravity!

            1 Peter 4:7
            But the end of all things is at hand: be ye therefore sober, and watch unto prayer.


            We are preparing for the End of Days with serious Bible discussion but you wish to joke until the end. Of course, your laughter is going to seamlessly melt into the chorus of anguised cries of horror once the bottomless pit shows its true nature to you.

            Galatians 6:7
            Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.



            Yours in Christ,

            Elmer
            2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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            • #36
              Re: God Kicks Atheist Butt AGAIN - Creates a New Animal

              Originally posted by Elmer G. White View Post
              Reagrding this confession of a sodomy-causing sin I'm not surprised that you'd post pictures of crude decorative pieces in your hallusinogenic depravity!

              1 Peter 4:7
              But the end of all things is at hand: be ye therefore sober, and watch unto prayer.


              We are preparing for the End of Days with serious Bible discussion but you wish to joke until the end. Of course, your laughter is going to seamlessly melt into the chorus of anguised cries of horror once the bottomless pit shows its true nature to you.

              Galatians 6:7
              Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.



              Yours in Christ,

              Elmer
              Beware Brother!
              I believe you are dealing with one of those hippies here! I don't think she can get you hooked on anything over the interweb but she may be trying!
              sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
              Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
              Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
              Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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              • #37
                Re: God Kicks Atheist Butt AGAIN - Creates a New Animal

                Originally posted by Benedict A. Davis View Post
                Beware Brother!
                I believe you are dealing with one of those hippies here! I don't think she can get you hooked on anything over the interweb but she may be trying!

                Thank you Brother. I am most alarmed. Of course, the issue is covered in the Good Book (as always):

                Acts 4:25 Who by the mouth of thy servant David hast said, Why did the heathen rage, and the people imagine vain things?

                Why indeed? Why imagine with sinful hallucinations when you could be studying the REAL FACTUAL wonders of the Bible?! Unicorns, nephilim and cherubim, the Behemoth dinosaur, chariots, fires up on the mountains and down in the bush, walking dead, etc.

                Or one could just see the newly-Created miracles of the natural world, such as this mushroom-animal.



                Yours in Christ,

                Elmer
                2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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                • #38
                  Re: God Kicks Atheist Butt AGAIN - Creates a New Animal

                  An update. The Creation of new species continues to baffle atheist scientists. If only they for once stopped and dared consider the simple and elegant explanation of supernatural Creation ex nihilo!

                  Also a new mammal has been Created within the last year. It is called olinguito and it is a mix of a raccoon and some kind of marmot based on the picture.



                  And the secular community admits that this is indeed beyond explanation.

                  Surely by now, in the age of GPS and Google Earth, there is nothing in the natural world left to be discovered. The rainforests and the mountains and the valleys have given up their secrets to the generations of intrepid explorers and naturalists who have catalogued hundreds of thousands of separate species.
                  How blind can they be. The explanation is given to us by Jesus!

                  Genesis 1:24
                  And God said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth after his kind: and it was so.


                  Yours in Christ,

                  Elmer
                  2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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